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This’s like a weird alternate universe where we get to start Twitter from scratch and join at the very beginning, while knowing everything we now know 🦋 Let’s hope we learned something 😅 🇵🇸
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They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.

submitted 10 days ago • 1111 comments

"Data doesn't lie"? It's amazing how much the same people who mocked pre-eminent scientists during COVID are now blindly following a ketamine-fueled hustler and the teenage DOGE dorks.

submitted 24 days ago • 470 comments

👑 Jane Fonda with a mic drop "Empathy is not weak or "woke." And, by the way, "woke" just means you give a damn about other people."

submitted 24 days ago • 411 comments

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

I still don’t understand why they didn’t do a recount

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

What’s on the Food Network tomorrow at noon? I dunno but I’ll be tuning in

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Good thing Trump’s new HHS Secretary RFK Jr is an advocate for raw milk. That pasteurization stuff that saved hundreds of thousands of kids from bovine tuberculosis and other diseases is all deep state nonsense. 🙄

submitted 115 days ago • 688 comments

Thou shalt not declare war on facts just because they always prove you wrong and stupid as fuck.

submitted 70 days ago • 117 comments

What’s everyone wearing tomorrow?

submitted 73 days ago • 602 comments

Happy Treason Day, Democrats! Have fun not storming the Capitol!

submitted 73 days ago • 117 comments

the msm has spent the last 10 years covering for trump and they are going to go into overdrive now

submitted 73 days ago • 13 comments

It's pretty wild that we just kinda move forward like the whole premise of the country didn't get thrown under the bus that day

submitted 73 days ago • 14 comments

Well, it took a year, but I finally hit episode 1000 of One Piece! 😅✊

submitted 73 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 89 days ago • 42 comments

Let me start by saying I don’t condone violence or what happened, but for the MAGA out there saying how disgusting it is that people are making Luigi some hero, I have three words for you…Kyle Fucking Rittenhouse. So sit this one out.

submitted 99 days ago • 82 comments

When only one party deals in facts, facts start to sound political.

submitted 114 days ago • 77 comments

"By electing Trump, voters opted for more crude misogyny in public life. The president-elect quickly delivered on that mandate with obscene proposals like putting Matt Gaetz and Pete Hegseth in top posts."

submitted 114 days ago • 112 comments

Damn and now Drake is going to have to pay a 25 percent tariff on that beef?

submitted 114 days ago • 330 comments

Until abortion is legal in every state, lets require men to get a mandatory vasectomy until they are proven emotionally mature, financially responsible and ready to be a father. Wait, what do you mean regulations on men's bodies make you uncomfortable?

submitted 113 days ago • 1846 comments

There it is

submitted 113 days ago • 522 comments

Blue Sky team, you're building something special and great here. Keep at it. Stick with it. And please don't sell it to an evil billionaire who's going to come around waving a lot of money to gobble it up. Sincerely, a Happy Blue Sky user.

submitted 113 days ago • 537 comments

Getting a running commentary of The Merry Gentlemen on Netflix (which we saw the other night) in our family group chat 🤣

submitted 113 days ago • 2 comments

Jack Smith failed. Merrill Garland didn’t even try. Schumer is gonna go back to writing sternly worded letters.

submitted 115 days ago • 1004 comments

All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a raging snowstorm, and Agatha Christie novel, a crackling fire, a kettle on the stove, and a basket of emotional support pastries.

submitted 115 days ago • 1819 comments

Maybe the worst thing I’ve ever heard: my 11 year old saying “school shooter drills are dumb bc the shooters have been to those drills”

submitted 116 days ago • 132 comments

Gonna write a Christmas song about holiday cheer and global warming called “Mosquitoes in December”.

submitted 116 days ago • 383 comments

I think about this a lot as I'm panicking in my shower.

submitted 116 days ago • 591 comments

The idea that those on the left will ever agree enough to be an “echo chamber” is rather funny to me. We couldn’t even agree whether to refer to Kamala Harris by her first or last name.

submitted 116 days ago • 1250 comments

Personally I am of the opinion that video games rot your brain. However, so does everything else. In fact, everything else is worse. Video games actually are the slowest means towards your inevitable and total brain rot.

submitted 115 days ago • 453 comments

People are like "it's fucked up not to tip your doordash guy." Ok but what if instead of bringing my order to me he delivers it to 3 doors down

submitted 115 days ago • 89 comments

I hate when they take away things you were just starting to really enjoy, like your favorite TV show or democracy.

submitted 116 days ago • 812 comments

They have no idea that tariffs will make everything more expensive

submitted 115 days ago • 3215 comments

2014: the movie Idiocracy is basically a documentary 2024: the movie Idiocracy is a beautiful and aspirational look at a future brighter than our own. a tantalizing glimpse into a better world that has already slipped from our fingertips.

submitted 117 days ago • 421 comments

Don't limit the political perspectives you read, instead have an open mind and read the political perspectives served to you by the algorithm controlled by the billionaire right-hand man of the billionaire president-elect of the United States of America

submitted 118 days ago • 101 comments

Remember, it’s okay for radio, cable, local news, newspapers, podcasts, youtube, facebook, and twitter to be right wing echo chambers. But IT IS NOT OKAY for a new app that’s starting to gain traction to be a left wing echo chamber. NO NO NO NOT FAIR! 😠 😭

submitted 117 days ago • 1093 comments

I think it speaks volumes that right wingers criticize bluesky for being “liberal” and “left wing”, when it’s really just that hate speech isn’t allowed.

submitted 117 days ago • 1634 comments

Did you ever think you'd be reading police reports for rape by a nominee for the Secretary of Defense?

submitted 119 days ago • 178 comments

I'M ALIVE!!! Fuck you, Schrödinger!

submitted 119 days ago • 1023 comments

the list is lookin like a CVS receipt at this point

submitted 120 days ago • 17 comments

Bluesky tip for newbies: Bluesky has no real algorithm. Likes here do nothing but show the poster that you enjoyed their content. That kindness is always going to be appreciated by creators, but if you want to help to boost something here, you have to repost it so others see it. 🙂

submitted 122 days ago • 20 comments