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meowjorie.bsky.social
very unsure of what’s happening 30, she/they
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“The lady said butthole, Sam”

submitted 22 hours ago • 20 comments

the thrill of experiencing all three, and sometimes within a matter of hours, if not minutes

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

livin’ it up at ren faire this weekend with @pizza-punkfilms.bsky.social 😌🥰

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

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i really left my job at the best possible time. they just rolled back merit increases “due to tariffs.” merit increases that people were already told about and were expecting. they announced this literally the day after the deadline to tell employees. what absolute bullshit.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

no context, who ya got

submitted 2 days ago • 429 comments

ⓘ this user is full of whimsy but also fatigue

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

new friendship prints: www.inprnt.com/gallery/guil... t-shirts and prints to Europe: www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1596...

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

You know what chaps my ass? How much hate I Forgot That You Existed gets as an album opener 🤨 Matter of fact…the whole album in the fandom gets shit on and I won’t stand for it 🩷🩵 LOVER STANS RISE PLEASE 🫶🏻💘 ITS TIME TO BE OVERDRAMATIC AND TRUE TO OURRRRR LOVEEEEEEEER!

submitted 7 days ago • 32 comments

Perfect forecast 📻 #ghibli #kiki #art (✨drawn by a human✨)

submitted 9 days ago • 64 comments

bugs but cute 🐝🐞

submitted 9 days ago • 38 comments

He's just a big slice of Cheesecake 🥹

submitted 9 days ago • 24 comments

one of the other managers in the mall i’ve gotten to know just came by to give me these since it’s my last day excuse me while i go SOB 😭

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

hear hear

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

We only rate dogs. This is a gremlin that just worked a double shift. Not sure they should be driving. Please offer them a lift, and only send dogs. Thank you… 13/10

submitted 10 days ago • 72 comments

1 point has never looked so good

submitted 11 days ago • 20 comments

it’s my last week at my store and despite all my complaining in recent months, it’s bittersweet and i’m finding myself to be quite verklempt about it all. i’m going to miss my team and my customers and it’s a huuuge life change, something i’m not really good at coping with.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

*nods knowingly*

submitted 22 days ago • 193 comments

got my hair done earlier this week and i never realized that i needed to channel my inner ramona flowers like this

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Fashion<<<Fashion with SWORD 😍🗡️✨ 💄HMU: @Atelier.Abene (ig) ⚔️Sword Smuggled Across Manhattan: Will Champion

submitted 23 days ago • 48 comments

This is Lemon. She was just told you aren't supposed to eat the leaves. This would have been good to know 20 leaves ago. Still 13/10

submitted 24 days ago • 185 comments

no it’s ok, i didn’t even really want a functioning country

submitted 24 days ago • 40 comments

We only rate dogs. This is a very cuddly croissant. We understand the confusion between puppies and pastries, but please only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10

submitted 26 days ago • 374 comments

My body is constantly inventing new ways to be itchy

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes it feels like a sad avocado is staring at me

submitted 31 days ago • 12 comments

NASA reveals that Saturn has come out as gay! congratulations saturn!!! 🌈

submitted 33 days ago • 4 comments

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

submitted 34 days ago • 336 comments

No, I can’t regulate my emotions it’s part of my charm though

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

I DID IT i cried on the phone and felt bad because of how sad it made her but i did it. i put myself first for once and feel like a weight’s been lifted. now it’s time to really buckle up and start trying to find something else so i’m not without a job for too long after my last day 😅

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

planning on putting my notice in at my job today and i am NERVOUS 🫠🫠🫠

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

My lil family as possums 🩵💫

submitted 37 days ago • 2 comments

DOGE recommends cuts to the FAA. Hundreds of workers get fired, including those tasked with producing air traffic navigation maps. Now Starlink is reportedly in line to take over a $2 billion contract to upgrade the nation's air traffic control systems. See how this works?

submitted 38 days ago • 1925 comments

God, take JoAnn's pain and give it to Hobby Lobby

submitted 38 days ago • 293 comments

god I'm starving, you know what I could use right now? an infant so tender and mild

submitted 39 days ago • 109 comments

i mean, fuck

submitted 40 days ago • 52 comments

I find the artifacts cried over a hat cursed the space that I NEEDED I trace the evidence makeitmakesomesense why the wound is still BLEEDIN youweretheonethatIloved dontneedanothermetaphoritssimpleenough a wrinkle in time like the crease by your eyes this is why they shouldn't kill OFF THE MAIN GUY

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

please stop sending me this

submitted 45 days ago • 60 comments

Me attempting to leave my solitude to go run errands because life demands it but I’m content in my cozy cabbage

submitted 48 days ago • 2 comments

They are probably each other’s emergency contacts!

submitted 48 days ago • 4 comments

In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.

submitted 48 days ago • 777 comments

Ocean moon

submitted 48 days ago • 157 comments

I'm the kinda psycho that turns two-bite brownies into one-bite. That's just the kinda fucked up and crazy sick son of a bitch I am.

submitted 50 days ago • 41 comments

*walks up to a gay couple* so which one of you is the dangerous sociopath and which one is the party dipshit?

submitted 51 days ago • 2 comments

All her fuckin' lives Flashed before her eyes 📸

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

Fields of Mistria's 2nd Major Update is coming March 10th!✨ We'll be showcasing some of the new features in the meantime, so stay tuned! To see everything that's planned, check out our roadmap here: www.fieldsofmistria.com/post/fields-...

submitted 53 days ago • 59 comments

She's so perfectly 🍐 shaped

submitted 54 days ago • 21 comments