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dly.bsky.social
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2 days ago
god I'm starving, you know what I could use right now? an infant so tender and mild
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njhm100.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Babies are delicious.
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ericklw.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Grilled up just right.
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laugh-about-it.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I think that happened right after the election but we were all catatonic and missed it.
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japofromwawa.bsky.social
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2 days ago
How long did it take you to come up with this whatever it is?
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somethinghumble.bsky.social
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misskachoob.bsky.social
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@ronsexsmith.bsky.social
You might appreciate this stream. I've been laughing a lot!
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gersart.bsky.social
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1 day ago
You forgot “ethically sourced”…
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crossroads198x.bsky.social
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2 days ago
French people probably
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lotarous.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Only top witches
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id10terror.bsky.social
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2 days ago
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trickyc66.bsky.social
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2 days ago
best I can do
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theunorthodox.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Juicy
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stevefar.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Just remember, low, and slow. Good barbecue happens at its own pace.
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shithottake-shroom.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I prefer buffalo sauce with mine
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magnumpiinohio.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I love MSG.
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only23togo.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Egh, I like mine tender and spicy. Still makes for a pretty holy night. 🤷♀️
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lampjaded.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Not in season ☹️
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oldcrank.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Crispy or original?
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jfloozie.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Diabolical! I hope this is shown on a Fox News show.
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itsshaydarling.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Then you sleep in heavenly peace afterward!
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jonladdphd.bsky.social
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2 days ago
The veal is indeed excellent. Don't forget to tip your waitress.
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rpg-volley.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Arbys:
WE HAVE
THE MEATS
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harderbop.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Implies the existence of a tough child, BURSTING with flavor
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crispb.bsky.social
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1 day ago
…and a beer.
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crispb.bsky.social
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1 day ago
Side of blue cheese.
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pwtulley.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Prefer mine a little piquant
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deadbarchetta.bsky.social
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2 days ago
All we've got left are the Crispy Cajun babies, sorry D
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wobblycpa.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Got to slow cook that shit. Low and slow. I’d also recommend smoking. Perhaps apple wood?
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turntopagex.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Infant tenders in mild sauce? How many episodes of Hot Ones have I missed? What’s the Scoville scale on those?
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damnitjanet.bsky.social
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2 days ago
If you have the patience, a slow spit roast will get it just 👌
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ivegotnofilter.bsky.social
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2 days ago
A swiss one, because it needs to be holey.
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darkhofstadter.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Smothered in round yon virgin sauce 🤤
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stormseazon.bsky.social
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1 day ago
😂😂
Or with round yon virgin olive oil
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hvrcrftfullofeels.bsky.social
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2 days ago
implies the existence of an infant crunchy and spicy.
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newavenue.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Making chicken tenders shaped like newborn babies to this
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rojo2021.bsky.social
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2 days ago
😂😂😂
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cathi-meyers.bsky.social
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2 days ago
😂
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drjoe2003.bsky.social
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2 days ago
As you prepare it you chant, “Sleep in heavenly peace..”
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xinpheld.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I prefer my babies tender and well seasoned
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slightlycaustic.bsky.social
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1 day ago
Kinda weird (complimentary) but almost perfection too.
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yersharona.bsky.social
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2 days ago
"YOU EAT BABIES. IT AIN'T UR FAULT"
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jasonandrade.bsky.social
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2 days ago
You want that as a donut?
Holey infant, tender and mild?
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gato-noir.bsky.social
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2 days ago
@thisisnamething.bsky.social with ketchup
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thisisnamething.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Do you remember that cursed bebe split sundae picture I made? I need to dig that up 🤣🤣🤣
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gato-noir.bsky.social
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2 days ago
It’s my sleep paralysis demon.
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gato-noir.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I do 😭
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risslecrisis.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Crunchy Sriracha infant
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ragnarbelial.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Are you one of those Satanists, that eat children?
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deeks549.bsky.social
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2 days ago
You gotta wait til xmas
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bridgeburner.bsky.social
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2 days ago
If you can’t get your hands on a tender one, six hours in the crock pot and you’ll never know the difference.
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pallidpallas.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I’ve been on clear liquids for two days and that sounds fucking amazing
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larryedvickers.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Jesus christ that sounds delicious
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e4e5f4.bsky.social
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2 days ago
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jjjessee.bsky.social
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2 days ago
That's traditionally a Christmas meal, but watever
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typocelchu.bsky.social
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2 days ago
This is number 3 of Martin Luther’s 95 little gripes
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kelblue69.bsky.social
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2 days ago
This post is so weird but I still giggled. 🤭 Not sure what that says about me but I’m ok with it😂😂🥰
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soupcansteffans.bsky.social
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2 days ago
[Putting down my well-worn copy of A Modest Proposal] Now you're talking.
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leslielyons.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I just had a baby and it was delicious
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slapula.bsky.social
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2 days ago
And tossed in buffalo sauce, yum
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greatsnow.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Have you heard of this niche game called Drakengard by chance?
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dly.bsky.social
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2 days ago
no what is it
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greatsnow.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Very dark PS2 game, one of the characters named Arioch for lore reasons eats babies
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otopico.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Brown butter with a little rosemary and lemon…
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suedemaker.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Then you can sleep in heavenly peace!
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jedigarcia.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Idk, savory is good, but I've become partial to habanero.
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nicijl.bsky.social
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2 days ago
What about a round yon virgin?
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adudofmilk.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I believe that's called a "California Cheeseburger"
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deansolecki.bsky.social
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2 days ago
You can't order infant in the west because it never has any spice.
Pro tip: If you want authentic infant look for a place with Indian customers.
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iwantmytwodollars.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Swaddled in bacon.
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nerdyheisenberg.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Bwahahaha*
*This is the exact sound I made when I read your post.
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ruhbeckuh-beck.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Sorry, that was only available in December.
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crabbydaddy.bsky.social
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2 days ago
This is the kind of weird that I’m looking for! How can I not reskeet this? 😂😂😂
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crabbydaddy.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Meanwhile. In Maryland:
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skythinker.bsky.social
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2 days ago
ok ok i’ll ask…
”just how tender and mild?”
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boguladekoms.bsky.social
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secretjay.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Drop that baby
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bornmiserable.bsky.social
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2 days ago
real Saturn devouring his son vibes and I am here for it
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sharky.bsky.social
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2 days ago
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iflysolo2016.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Ladyfingers for dessert❗️❗️❗️
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altogirl.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I was not expecting that! 🤣
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bronzefern.bsky.social
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2 days ago
That sounds like a modest proposal from the original Swifty
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dizavid.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Better hurry; measles is already at that buffet and is double dipping.
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swordsmark.bsky.social
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2 days ago
How about pizza Chicago style? Deep, crisp, even?
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andyspags.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Low and slow is the secret.
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apocalypsewitch.bsky.social
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2 days ago
We’re not at the supply chain destruction imminent point where there are no more supermarket deliveries. Also, can you try gardening and hunting before consuming children, you goddamn psychotic maniac?
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arobertbitter.bsky.social
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2 days ago
You're gonna have to wait a few months.
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skybluesea.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Lamb. Lamb’s good
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happyhiram.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I hear Jonathan Swift wrote a cook book
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sulali.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Overheard
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raindro.bsky.social
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2 days ago
ima like and reskeet but this is weird
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dly.bsky.social
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2 days ago
a real one, dro
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raindro.bsky.social
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2 days ago
i gotchu
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sleepingbagowire.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I too had that thought 🤣
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beckybunzy.bsky.social
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2 days ago
*hits reskeet*
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sleepingbagowire.bsky.social
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2 days ago
this is the way
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beckybunzy.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Stay moist, my fren.
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sleepingbagowire.bsky.social
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2 days ago
always
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noirnuit.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Freel, weird, right? So why am I here for it?
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raindro.bsky.social
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2 days ago
it be weird like that sometimes
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smigman.bsky.social
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2 days ago
https://youtu.be/TKAqss5ZtYI?si=LDvV9OiARuNJSWI9
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twobuckchuck.bsky.social
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1 day ago
🎶 Prefer ye infants so tender and mild,
🎵Extra cheesy, or teriyaki-styled?
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thetokenadult.bsky.social
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2 days ago
How about a cat or a dog?
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kibbitz1.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Or a pizza. Deep and crisp and even.
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johnnypocketchange.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I like the spicy ones with Chipotle sauce.
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unclepatrick2.bsky.social
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2 days ago
baby back ribs
I will go away now
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s-words426.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I like mine crispy and spicy. To each their own.
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nuggiesnanny.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Much better than chewy and spicy.
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raucousindignation.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Yep.
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ljfafo.bsky.social
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2 days ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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iamagrip.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Don’t forget the tabasco. Even mild needs a little kick
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zenironman.com
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2 days ago
Out of season, innit? Too bad.
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mikeyd123.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Mere appetizers.
The Cornish hens of kids. For a full meal you need a toddler.
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ransnorkel.bsky.social
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2 days ago
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monsterful.bsky.social
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1 day ago
Stay away from the spicy ones. It isn’t important how I know this.
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patricklnewkirk.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Then you’re gonna need a high quality smoker
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booktweeting.bsky.social
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2 days ago
the trick is pineapple juice in the brine
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papasdf.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Would you settle for slow-roasted billionaire?
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tommymacyv.bsky.social
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shaner38.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Sorry, that's the traditional Christmas Eve meal. It's very difficult to get out of season.
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jillperrycarpenter.bsky.social
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2 days ago
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pleasuredoll.bsky.social
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2 days ago
I hear Johnathan swift might have a recipe
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smurfmasterjym.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Mmmmmmm.... Remember to marinate for at least 30 mins for max tenderness & flavor.
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pet-tiger-rides.bsky.social
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2 days ago
Braised Elon with Cheeto crumble.
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wetnoodle.org
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2 days ago
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paintedsky.ca
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acme470.bsky.social
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2 days ago
You’ll only find the one to the right at gas stations these days.
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You might appreciate this stream. I've been laughing a lot!
WE HAVE
THE MEATS
Or with round yon virgin olive oil
Holey infant, tender and mild?
Pro tip: If you want authentic infant look for a place with Indian customers.
*This is the exact sound I made when I read your post.
”just how tender and mild?”
🎵Extra cheesy, or teriyaki-styled?
I will go away now
The Cornish hens of kids. For a full meal you need a toddler.