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I've been like an actor once or twice or something- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-ow5QnNdCM Prenteded to be a musician sometimes - https://soundcloud.com/nickycowboy Hell, I'm Jumpin Jack Flash and it's a gas gas gas, or something.....
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He nails it.

submitted 19 hours ago • 1432 comments

Last night's Pentagon massacre is much more than realized. Not just firing the black CJCS and first woman CNO but all the senior JAG officers and hiring a man who just joined 3 different crypto firms tied to Kushner and Thiel as Chairman. I did a deep dive into it open.substack.com/pub/fpwellma...

submitted 17 hours ago • 1187 comments

submitted 1 day ago • 176 comments

Says the guy who won't even respond to the mothers of his own children

submitted 14 hours ago • 2405 comments

Heroin addict and steroid abuser wants the rest of us to to make as smart decisions about our health as he has.

submitted 1 day ago • 875 comments

Canadians are now referring to the United States as the 11th province

submitted 2 days ago • 2116 comments

He’s doing a golf cart parade at his own club. What a pathetic jackass.

submitted 1 day ago • 274 comments

When Rupert Murdoch’s rags turn on you …

submitted 1 day ago • 441 comments

Remember when America had friends? Like a month ago?

submitted 1 day ago • 1212 comments

How this year’s SOTU should look.

submitted 2 days ago • 532 comments

This is the most cowardly administration in history.

submitted 2 days ago • 1162 comments

This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights. He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.

submitted 5 days ago • 8248 comments

JD is getting grumpy without his favorite couch.

submitted 4 days ago • 70 comments

So the United States and Russia, two countries who are proficient in rigging elections, are insisting that Ukraine have an election prior to a peace agreement. I hope President Zelenskyy tells them to go fuck themselves, preferably in the face.

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

Welcome to Florida.

submitted 4 days ago • 1014 comments

I wonder what BigBalls is doing with my SSN right now.

submitted 4 days ago • 451 comments

This is what our Transportation Secretary was doing yesterday as planes are crashing on a near-daily basis. I cannot remember a more dangerous time to fly and yet this reality TV actor-turned-Cabinet Secretary is busy watching cars drive laps at the Daytona 500.

submitted 5 days ago • 1510 comments

Drudge Report dubs the Prez Comrade Trumpski. MAGA, is that what you voted for? A coward bowing to Putin ?

submitted 4 days ago • 610 comments

Want to go visit the national parks this year? Sorry. The reservation system is shut down, EMT personnel are gone, so don't get hurt or lost. No one can clean the bathrooms or cabins, so they'll be closed. Rangers are fired. www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...

submitted 5 days ago • 845 comments

It's really this simple, folks.

submitted 4 days ago • 85 comments

Tom Homan can’t find enough illegal immigrants to deport because they fabricated the ‘crisis,’ so now he’s just gonna spend all his time attacking AOC.

submitted 5 days ago • 961 comments

It’s about having red hair and freckles FFS and how to be cool with that when other kids make fun of it. By that twisted logic, you’d have to ban pretty much every children’s book, old and new www.cnn.com/2025/02/17/e...

submitted 5 days ago • 621 comments

American planes are crashing almost every day and the Secretary of Transportation is visiting the Daytona 500 and tweeting at Pete Buttigieg.

submitted 5 days ago • 820 comments

I'm feeling nostalgic for competence.

submitted 5 days ago • 654 comments

Defense Secretary reframing not paying his taxes as a weaponization of government is a pretty good distillation of where things are

submitted 5 days ago • 336 comments

Every accusation is a confession with these dopes. In this case, calling someone obviously brilliant dumb.

submitted 5 days ago • 2021 comments

If you're not paying attention right now, I don't trust you.

submitted 5 days ago • 112 comments

submitted 5 days ago • 774 comments

these guys are the biggest babies in the world

submitted 5 days ago • 1752 comments

It's annoying how clearly this is going to play out. They gut the FAA. Therefore, the FAA can't do its job well because it was gutted. Therefore, they say "The FAA sucks, we have to privatize it." which is what Project 2025 wants to do. They're manufacturing the crises for their end goal.

submitted 5 days ago • 1092 comments

I'm starting to think DEI may have been the only reason so many planes stayed in the sky...

submitted 5 days ago • 187 comments

On the long list of shameful and personally revealing things Trump is doing, pressuring Romania to release the rapist sex trafficker Andrew Tate is certainly up there. Trump relates more to a criminal like him than he does our European allies, and making him an international embarrassment.

submitted 5 days ago • 32 comments

taking black kids away from their parents and putting them on farms seems really familiar to me! what could it be?

submitted 5 days ago • 2090 comments

He who saves his country violates no laws.

submitted 6 days ago • 514 comments

The Trump administration is signaling removing U.S. troops from the Baltics to appease Putin.

submitted 5 days ago • 11 comments

It’s a coup.

submitted 5 days ago • 151 comments

Whether it’s Mussolini making the trains run on time or Donald Trump making the planes crash, both fascist dictators showed a strong interest in transportation.

submitted 5 days ago • 22 comments

Absolutely beautiful tribute. #SNL50 #50Years youtu.be/fXAbLeJyB0o?...

submitted 6 days ago • 396 comments

It will always be surreal to see Russian assets in our government.

submitted 5 days ago • 1092 comments

submitted 5 days ago • 319 comments

No matter the size of the cat, the "kitty stretch" remains the same.

submitted 6 days ago • 156 comments

I’m begging Democrats to stop talking about tax breaks for billionaires and the price of eggs! They are firing Air Traffic Controllers, stranding Americans in hostile countries, and getting ready to download our data from the IRS. No one is sitting around thinking “I’m worried about the deficit!”

submitted 5 days ago • 604 comments

That’s more like it.

submitted 6 days ago • 1169 comments

PSA: Words matter They aren’t “layoffs” It’s not about “efficiency”

submitted 5 days ago • 102 comments

AND ALSO THERE'S A COUP

submitted 6 days ago • 1001 comments

This country has seen some bad moments in the 61 years, 5 months, 16 days I’ve been on this Earth. But it has never, ever before come close to the supertoxic level of stupidity, mendacity, narcissism, nihilism, and moral apathy that threaten to destroy it today.

submitted 5 days ago • 2687 comments

Engraving on the exterior of the United States Department of Justice headquarters.

submitted 7 days ago • 302 comments

Glad Trump had the chance to waste millions of taxpayer dollars to fly over the Daytona 500 and then ride The Beast on the track as parts of West Virginia, Virginia, Kentucky, Arkansas, and Tennessee are underwater. Priorities.

submitted 6 days ago • 1020 comments