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This is for @gtconway.bsky.social Five things I did last week. 1. Took too much ketamine 2. Danced onstage with a chainsaw 3. Ignored my new baby momma 4. Laughed at my own jokes. 5. Neglected all of my children except for the one I use as a human shield.

submitted 10 hours ago • 288 comments

I am convinced that neither Donald nor Elon have ever had sex that was either consensual or a transaction they had to pay for. I mean, nobody’s gonna fuck these guys for free.

submitted 5 hours ago • 42 comments

And I am an ally. If you are too, let the world know.

submitted 12 hours ago • 960 comments

I can’t wait to see these old, fat fuck Trumper’s around me locally….having to get up on a ladder in the June heat…and and roof their own houses…because the migrants are either gone, or too afraid to work and get caught. I’ll honk, wave, and say, “Damn! It sure is hot today, eh?!

submitted 1 day ago • 393 comments

WHAT A SHIT-SHOW!!

submitted 1 day ago • 18 comments

Sue immediately.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

When I see Steve Bannon doing a Nazi salute to cheers it means only one thing: 420,000 U.S. troops died defending our country from Nazi assholes and 77 million people voted for them to be in power. MAGA betrayed our country voting for this nightmare.

submitted 1 day ago • 670 comments

There’s a reason I’m a proud Northern New Englander and that Stephen King is the pride of Northern New England He left Twitter in November 2024 and came back just to do this

submitted 2 days ago • 104 comments

I have not seen a single minute on MSM dedicated to calling out Bannon’s nazi salute. WTF is going on?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This is absolutely disgusting.

submitted 2 days ago • 727 comments

🚨NEW: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is planning to fire Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff C.Q. Brown, a 4-Star General and 41-year veteran of the Air Force who flew over 130 hours in combat as a fighter pilot. REPOST if you stand with General C.Q. Brown against Hegseth!

submitted 2 days ago • 1973 comments

Canada wins…

submitted 1 day ago • 438 comments

Report: CANADA! CANADA! CANADA! CANADA! CANADA! CANADA!

submitted 2 days ago • 167 comments

It’s official. The GOP is the new nazi party.

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Here's video of Steve Bannon doing a Sieg Heil today at CPAC. It is what it is and it's what Bannon intended. Don't let yourself be gaslit.

submitted 2 days ago • 1494 comments

🇨🇦🏒 GO CANADA GO 🏒🇨🇦 As a Canadian I can proudly say that we own this game. Let’s bring home the Gold and shut Felon47’s mouth. We are Canadian. True North Strong and Free ❤️🇨🇦 Fyi. We will NEVER be the 51st state. Team Canada you got this🇨🇦 #TeamCanadaYouGotThis #TrueNorthStrongAndFree

submitted 2 days ago • 246 comments

I can't find a single fuck anywhere.

submitted 2 days ago • 15 comments

Got himself arrested on purpose while telling his city council to not put a MAGA plaque on the library because MAGA = Nazis. It worked, producing media coverage. Baller. ✊ www.latimes.com/socal/daily-...

submitted 2 days ago • 43 comments

Senator Sheldon Whitehouse just coined the perfect term for the abject butt-kissing the genuflecting Republicans perform on Donald Trump: TRUMPSERVIENCE

submitted 3 days ago • 98 comments

I don’t often feel rage. That said, I’ve been getting pretty damn close, watching one of the few truly warrior like heroes in the world of leadership…Zelensky…being rat fucked by two of the biggest pieces of shit on the planet.

submitted 3 days ago • 1126 comments

I am not kidding when I say Madison intended impeachment to be used on the first, next, and last President who referred to themselves as a king, and we ought to do him right

submitted 3 days ago • 72 comments

I like @arimelber.bsky.social but for FFS @msnbc.com producers, I care about diversity, but today Trump made himself king, aligned himself with Putin and said he decides what the law is. Get a fucking grip and cover the most country-destroying topics first you morons!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

America is not gonna go down quietly. Former NFL punter arrested after protesting ‘MAGA’ Video:

submitted 3 days ago • 179 comments

Kamala was right. And it only took him less than 30 days to roll over for Putin.

submitted 3 days ago • 2182 comments

Did you see how Ukraine was dressed? It was asking for it.

submitted 4 days ago • 37 comments

Trump is now blaming Ukraine for being invaded by Russia. This is what you get when a rapist occupies the White House.

submitted 3 days ago • 298 comments

Just when you think Donald Trump cannot sink lower or be more shameful, today he's blaming Ukraine for the war and calling Zelinsky a dictator, when he knows perfectly well that Putin's constant re-elections are put-up jobs.

submitted 3 days ago • 1674 comments

This is it exactly. Mock these toadies right to their faces.

submitted 4 days ago • 34 comments