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clopens should be illegal

the urge to smoke a bowl while on hold w healthcare marketplace

trying to get my W-2 for the job i got fired from to do my taxes …. if i have to contact this fucking place again ill actually kms

i love to see people tweet that they're leaving twitter for bluesky, and then after like a month they head back to twitter with a laundry list of complaints that all boil down to "bluesky isn't toxic enough"

if you tell me ‘build community’ ‘support local artists’ ‘shop small’ and you don’t have a favorite local drag queen what the hell are you doing go to some fucking drag brunches we’re going to war soon

love being only bartender and crop dusting as i run around ❤️❤️

I think it would make a big difference in our health if we banned Pharma ads from America like the rest of the world does.

if you ever get more followers on social media than your mayor you automatically become the mayor

okay, it’s time for me to finally weigh in: it’s probably a bad sign that guys are just doing sieg heils in public again

No, the mail is not “the least of our worries.” It’s a fucking important worry. It is the only postal service that delivers to every address. They are only provider of complete mail services for overseas military bases and provide free overseas PO boxes. They help prepare passport apps. Ship meds…

Where I think different fonts would stand on trans issues, a thread

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just spilled my heart out abt my coworkers w my work bestie and my manager over 3 drinks let’s hope this means life is better ❤️

i feel like im doing okay in life rn if my current coping mechanisms are smoking weed and cleaning

was planning to ask for more responsibilities/pay at my restaurant job bc my coworkers don’t do half of their jobs but now officially everyone has to do their jobs and i can’t ask for more money for doing what was already asked of me 💔💔💔💔 /half sarcasm

when u haven’t eaten yet and are too nauseous from not eating to eat

have cleaned for majority of sunday yesterday and today does that mean the antidepressants are working

unfortunately i was cursed as a youngest sibling w eldest sister/mom friend syndrome and i think that’ll reaaaaally take effect in my 30s

rip death grips

not to be alarmist or anything but i think we’re gonna declare war on canada and the canadians know it but we don’t

I’d just like to shout out humans for at least seeing through NFTs as the most idiotic idea possible.

i don’t care what the government says we are going to continue innovating and creating new transgender surgeries

If you tell me to use AI one more time I'm going to shoot you in the fucking dick

i don't think i have ever wanted a Death Note to be real so much in my life. oh and also for me to have it. you can trust me with it. i'd only need like 12 hours with that shit, tops

This is how it's done. Nazis should be scared to be out in public. Don't give them an inch.

What if history just didn't repeat itself, for once?

broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals” woke - Stephen Smith:

i mean this so seriously. if you are transgender. please be safe. do not get caught commiting crimes. do not get caught by the state. do not sacrifice yourself, we will survive

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Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?

mostly bare essentials groceries for 3 adults who all barely eat or cook was $200 we are fucked

there’s no way to say this without sounding like a bowl of extra useless crunchy granola i realize that but my god is it ever important to turn that panic energy into caring-for-your-communities energy

Being lectured on politics by people who think endorsements from celebrity and globally-despised war criminals are how you win elections, after losing an election with this strategy to a twice-impeached felon and the least funny person in the history of the world, is wild.

they just announced you don’t have to pay your taxes this year

Every time Lady Gaga releases new music, I feel my will to live come back full force

maybe if I keep scrolling I'll get less pissed

I know this can sound like trite and insincere advice, but it's almost annoying how much it can help sometimes. Take a walk. Think of one thing you're grateful for, no matter how small. Think of one small thing that is in your control that you can do right now, and do that thing.

dems in congress responding to anti-semitism like