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musk constantly carrying one kid — and only one kid — on his shoulders everywhere in public gets real fucking dark when you think about how often he talks about how people want to kill him.

Doctor Odyssey: Shark Attack sounds like amazing television

Can’t be showing a clip of the Arclight Dome while it’s still closed, Oscars! That’s just mean spirited

I think about this headline all of the time.

The GASP I just let out.... truly terrible. Loved her on BUFFY and she was funny in EURO TRIP too. Deepest condolences to her family. 39 is way too young to go

There was an old, like 2006 era deadspin post that turned into a commenters list gag, and I really hope it isn’t lost to history, because I’ll tell you it was a top 5 commenter day in all the internets

Dear Dept. Head: My 5 main accomplishments this week are: 1. DENTAL PLAN 2. Lisa needs braces 3. DENTAL PLAN 4. Lisa needs braces 5. DENTAL PLAN

This is the nicest thing anyone will say about anything I’ll ever be a part of writing, and it’s a PREVIEW for an episode. If you don’t watch Shark, Shark Part 2, and Casino Week, you don’t know what you’re missing. #DoctorOdyssey

What’s wrong, babe? You haven’t touched your Eggo-brand alcoholic Appalachian sippin’ cream

sometimes i look back over a really difficult time in my life when everyone was against me and realize i was just being an incredible asshole for an incredibly extended amount of time

“Casino Week Cruise Ship Heist” on the Doctor Odyssey/9-1-1 crossover. Been waiting for your thoughts for months, @briancgrubb.bsky.social

Vince Gilligan receives the 2025 TV Laurel Award: “As a writer, speaking to a room full of writers, I have a proposal. It certainly won’t fix everything, but it’s a start. I say we write more good guys.” #WritersGuildAwards m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkte...

Big crowd at the SF Tesla dealership protesting our unelected overlord. A tiny sign hangs from an upstairs window

this is how i know the CIA is not what it used to be because they killed JFK for less than this.

Tune in on March 6th! youtu.be/1xjd0QZjLpU

Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance theonion.com/fox-ble...

AI is perfect for Jimmy Johnson. Overrated, obnoxious, and unnecessary, but propped up by a few rich ceos and the uninformed.

If you discover something new and cool one of the worst things you can do is go interact with its fandom

NBC Producers Deny Using AI In New Series ‘Detective Fireman Lawyer Chicago Los Angeles Show’ theonion.com/nbc-pro...

Isolated audience audio track of Grammy crowd SCREAMING "A minor"

our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963

February starting out slow huh

This is where the legacy media’s “both sides” tap dance has gotten them

i'm your biggest fan i'll follow you until you love me...

"Trump appointed a road rules cast member to be in charge of airline safety and this is the result" that's all true and a one-sentence narrative that is completely damning to the ears of someone who isn't paying much attention to politics. Take the layup.

Sucks when people take your stuff and use it to make their stuff and don’t pay for it, eh?

Go Birds.

AI is for people who don't want to or can't think. Period. I write to figure out what I think and how to think about it better.

On the whole, Taraji P. Henson did a better job of covering the 2024 election than the media did, and she did it in like 30 seconds

Everybody learns, from a pretty young age, that the Nazis were unfathomably evil, and they performed a “Nazi salute,” and this is something you don’t copy in your everyday life: bit.ly/4gdjnQe

American media: What could Elon Musk's hand gesture have meant? German media: We know exactly what the fuck that meant

Any other people in LA get an influx of “checking in” texts today from their who friends aren’t on social media and don’t follow the news, but DO watch playoff football? Love these the most. “THREE moments of silence?? Honey! Who do we know in LA, this is at least 3 times worse than I thought!”

It’s so touching how LA has come together these last few days. Almost everyone is trying to look out best they can. But PSA, if you’re flying personal drones in the path of the fire fighters trying to stop this thing, you’re being a selfish asshole

Emergency Alert out here trying to fix a reply all by replying all

KOBE!

View from Hollywood/La Brea. Right at the evac zone. One more block south and I’m in the car.