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I got an IQ test and it came back negative ✌ Kieran. 26. he/him. Uncertified Forklift Driver.
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The Democratic Party exists to take credit for your work and surrender on your behalf

Found Kieran Culkin's acceptance speech kinda gross personally

How's he no looking like an armadillo?

Boyfriend's having their Christmas social tonight

Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?

A lot can be said in how the Catholic church oversaw the worst endemics in Europe, and their repression of other ideas can be seen as them battling "a social sickness" alongside the physical sickness, at least in their heads. Combine this with Vampirism being a plague...

Yeah okay nerd but have you considered this:

I have signed an executive order to slightly increase total daylight every successive day until June of this year! Our many months of darkness will soon be over! Enjoy!

70% is an insane number, fucking hell

Both seasons of Castlevania: Nocturne feel like the last season of Castlevania which is not good

Very anxious about this ceasefire deal. Everyone’s acting like it’s a done deal but it doesn’t seem to have been pushed through yet and I dont trust anything at this point. Very much hoping

Susan Faludi talks about this in "Backlash" too: In the '80s tons of men were told 'we can't hire you because we have to hire a woman' even though companies weren't hiring very many women. Managers were just too chickenshit to tell men they weren't qualified.

The Shepherd’s warning.

i might be alone here, but i’ve actually really enjoyed this trend. it transformed stores into free museums you could take your kids to and we need more those in today’s society

I finally decided to start cultivating more and more this platform since Twitter has become a major contributor to the worsening of my mental health sooo... can I ask you to help me building back here some visibility? I make colorful maps with lots of detail, thanks if you want to share them! 🙏

There are 206 bones in the human body, which is way too many. My administration will cut this down to 100 bones

My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”

wrote about the canada annexation of it all, the trump clown show, and the test that many of you are failing www.idiotbox.site/p/the-annex-...

I'm really uncomfortable with people saying this about their step-ladder

Looking for a private service that can help me get this camel through the eye of a needle. I’ll pay anything

Art by • Yoshitaka Amano

YIMBY twitter:

nobody ever complains about leaving a baby in a cold car because babies are immune to blizzards

BOX WINE IS A LIE! The box is only there to conceal the BAG of wine. You're drinking bag wine! Box wine is bag wine! Box wine is bag wine!

had to exorcise this from my brain

American wrestlers in the 80s:

Welcome to the new year, woke up on my first day of work to my cat throwing up

stalin was honestly so real for this i have to keep it 100

Every podcast I don’t listen to is called “Achieving the Limit with Duff and Ween” and gets sold for 300 million dollars while every podcast I do listen to is called “The Movie Toilet” and begs me to buy a t shirt so they can eat food

Dear Santa, You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you

Was reading One Piece this week. Had to catch up for the last 4 weeks I had missed. Wow I'm growing out of the series.

Two favourite films I saw this year were Trap and 28 Days Later (yes only saw it for the first time recently.) At each turn I was going "no don't do that, that's stupid" and "Ok but it's going to be cool."

you can find Ian McKellen in pride and protest photos dating back to the 80s. and Fry? well, the only photos you can find are in colour...

Whoever came up with the idea of my bank doing a Spotify-style end of year summary needs a good long think about whether it was a good idea or not. Oh my biggest spending category was the cost of living? THANKS I HAD NO IDEA

I had a decade+ long career with a history of being a go-getter and problem solver employee. I was one of the best fiber engineers in my region and had rebuilt much of a network that had languished for years without documentation. I came out and within a year, it was all gone and I was disabled

[defensively, to the chad hunter gatherers mocking me while I till my fields],