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I think this scene was in my Christian school history textbooks.

hello cis friends this is what people mean by trans genocide if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist

Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?

I think Home Alone ended just a bit too early. I really wanted to see the McAllister family sit down to enjoy a nice Christmas dinner of milk, eggs, and fabric softener.

WHY MASTODON IS BETTER THAN BLUESKY: if you develop for the ActivityPub AI and it accidentally exposes Eugen's weird porn tastes, he can't ban you from the network in revenge yes Mastodon is like eating sawdust with milk for breakfast. But the point about *ACTUAL* decentralisation is 100% proven.

The new Krypto looks like my dog, so suddenly I've done a 180 and am a Krypto fan.

Met someone who thought I was in my early 20s... oh honey, my early 20s are in their early 20s.

The Muppets truly did make the only accurate adaptation, as no other version of A Christmas Carol even mentions Charles Dickens' detail of the penguins of London and how they host a skating party every Christmas Eve.

did he destroy it or did he demonstrate that there are more important things in life than money and some dead guys legacy

Real "Jayne Cobb in the airlock" moment there...

You there - what day is it? Why sir, it's stylish but illegal ikea monkey day Stylish but illegal ikea monkey day! Then I haven't missed it!!

yes, young drifter, i will allow you to stay the night at my bitcoin farm, but do NOT dm my three nubile e-girls

Refaat Alareer on the Falls Road in Belfast

what were the four albums that dropped when you were in high school that defined your music taste forever? 1) The Juliana Theory - Emotion is Dead 2) Our Lady Peace - Spiritual Machines 3) The Goo Goo Dolls - Dizzy Up the Girl 4) Silverchair - Diorama

What if the song from Titanic had been so popular that the studio decided to make a whole new movie called "My Heart Will Go On", unrelated to Titanic, but still starring Kate and Leo in different roles, and the new movie sucked? Anyway, this post is about White Christmas.

pete hegseth doesn't want women to serve in combat roles yet he has his mother out here fighting his battles....

this should be making the CEOs of publicly traded companies rather nervous if you’re following the infallible logic of the market here

News Anchor in a Junji Ito story: "All the trees in town have transformed into images of your dead loved ones that drain all your blood out through your eyes. We advise you stay indoors." The dad in a Junji Ito story (turning off TV): "Welp, I'm off to work!"

If AR glasses technology improves, we will have the opportunity to do something very funny with Rorschach tests

Hello sky people, how do you prevent your just-learned-to-crawl-and-now-very-mobile-and-exploratory 9-month-old from trying to eat dog and cat food? (The cat food is already elevated to keep the dog out, but it’s only a matter of time)

everything in life is about sex except for sex which is about avoiding those weird albeit funny fart like sounds that can happen when you're both sweaty and on each other and your abdomens rub against each other

The boy force pulling the broom at the end of TLJ Obi-Wan's feathered lizard steed in RoTS Many worldbuilding moments in Mandalorian S2, especially the the Tuskan Raiders history

I quit going to Arby's when they discontinued the Reuben and the mozzarella sticks. I started going again when they brought them back. Not because of thinkpieces.

I didn’t leave X because people there had different opinions and ideologies, I left because it stopped being fun. I get on social media to chat with people who think thinking is fun. X stopped being a place where that was true.