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mistressaspyce.bsky.social
Trainer of sissies and avid gamer girl.
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As of yesterday, I am officially no longer plus sized. I am just sized! I can shop anywhere and find clothes that fit! 🥳 And it came just in time for the last day of the Westward Bound clearance sale! 😉🛍️💳

This has been every single conversation with a client for the past week. "No, he stopped that contract... Because he works for Musk... No, that wasn't legal... Yes, he can get away with it... Because laws don't meaningfully exist anymore." Every. Single. One.

After reading the description of the party we missed, I kinda wish we went to see how bad it could be. fetlife.com/DollMaidCrys...

I really should finish making a Throne list, but I can't come up with anything I really want. What would you want to give me?

Last time on #MistressEats, I tried chips flavored with Sichuan buttons and... 🔥🥵😭 This week I'm trying cucumber flavoured Lays. Not pickle, cucumber. Nice, cool cucumbers, which have almost no chance of burning my face off.

Crystal: Mistress! @fetishhand.bsky.social says he took inspiration from one of our pictures! Me: Which part? One with your uniforms? Crystal: No, our home gym! Me: 🤨 With the awful 90s carpet? Why?

Delicious in Dungeon

This week on #Mistresseats: "Numb Flavor" Lays. Crystal says there's no cayenne pepper in these chips and they taste like like flower blossoms. I can't help but notice she's being oddly specific.

Wait...does that mean I'm a pro?

For Valentine's Day, I've taken over Crystal's blog to write Dating Advice From a Femdom. Because, there's only two possible columns you can put up on Valentine's Day. fetlife.com/DollMaidCrys...

Happy Valentine's Day! Love your subs, pamper your Doms and have a lovely holiday!

That gives me an idea. I am taking over Crystal's blog post for the week.

Me: How are you so bad at noticing when women are flirting with you? Crystal: How are you so bad at noticing when women are jealous of you? Me: What? When? Crystal: They're upset that you're always with attractive younger men. Me: I am? Oh yeah. I mean... technically.

Me: After that awful winter, I finally traded in my Challenger for a Subaru. Friend: Congratulations on finally coming out of the closet! Me: Wha...? I'M NOT A LESBIAN! Friend: I always knew that sissy training thing was just a beard! Me: NOT. A. LESBIAN!

For this #MistressEats, I'm trying a bag of beef-flavored Cheetos Crystal found. Beeftos? Beefeetos? 1/

Me reading hentai: There's an idea I should try. What's that anal hook attached to anyway? Is it attached to her ballgag? Tied to her collar? Is she wearing a collar? Maybe it's her hair! Can that hairstyle support the hook's tension!? I NEED TO KNOW HOW THIS WORKS!

To all my gamer followers: Is there a canonical answer to what happens when Tyranids try to eat a Nurgle plague world?

Crystal: Virtual Fighter's complicated, so I should walk you through the basics. That's Sarah. What you want to do with her is... Me: Safe poke into flamingo stance. Double-mid, cancel into launcher then combo. Crystal: 😲 Me: Do you think you're the only person I play fighting games with?

When you see a model you want to look like, I'll tell you that you can look that good. When I see a model I want to look like, your job is to tell me that I look perfect the way I am. Because I need to hear that.

Should I keep posting #MistressEats as threads, or should I start filming them? Video might capture more of my suffering. 🤔

I was bummed that Crystal had the 3d printer making Space Maids, and absolutely nothing I could use. So she printed out an Aspiring Champion-chan for me!