mitchrclarke.bsky.social
Turning the world upside down, one laugh at a time.
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my multiple data centres the size of towns with the GDP of a European nation in technology absolutely cannot stand to give credit or royalties to a single starving human being.
makes sense.
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Can next week’s be this?
youtu.be/Gwc9RUeXYIQ?...
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FYI: not a typo, teddy is feddy’s estranged twin brother
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Gonna start a green luminescent glow with teddy wap playing all the night hours.
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Was it hard work picking up the shovel and trowel?
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I’m gonna send mr fish a sternly worded email.
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Just pick up whichever titles sound coolest and go in that order
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Is this some bank heist music?
Gotta know because I keep getting copyright strikes for stealing the mission impossible theme.
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get that email on grindr now
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Helicopter bill from car crash “that’ll be sixty five thousand dollars please”
“oh insurance? they said they you got this one bub.”
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I am ikea meatball.
diarrhoea incoming for you.
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Coffee? Nah gravy please.
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I wish I could split myself in two.
the local mcdonalds and wendys would be at war with one single man.
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soon more muricans will finally understand the phrase “ALLO GUVNA”
we live in a glorious time.
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capitalism bro. now go tip your landlord.
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my multiple data centres the size of towns with the GDP of a European nation in technology absolutely cannot stand to give credit or royalties to a single starving human being.
makes sense.
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assuming there’s a pattern here… what’s the insight?
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“for all intensive purposes” I think you barely scratched the surface of human incompetence with that one.
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if you don’t have several rich uncles and tip your landlord, than what are you actually doing?
read that again.
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wow are you the drummer???
oh my bad…you’re 83 right.
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try adding a couple symbols here and there and something normally jumps into place is my approach
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getting all artsy and that
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we salute you
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Free library : Free information
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try adding a couple symbols here and there and something normally jumps into place is my approach
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interesting
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getting all artsy and that
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is this always the plan for governments?
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outstanding