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mostlyinthekitchen.bsky.social
If you don't put the elephants in, you don't get real seconds. He/him
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“Oh my GOD the cast we’ve assembled for this film! Peter Gallagher! John Lithgow! Frances McDormand! Top shelf! We need a title that befits their level of respect!” “Don’t worry, it’s covered.”

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Made my first lasagne this evening. Didn't fuck it up. No pics because it wasn't around long enough *discreet burp*.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Buying both a Mexican and Canadian flag so I'm prepared to greet either country's troops as liberators. Chill either way

submitted 9 days ago • 6 comments

Booked the next couple of days off cos I needed to use up some loose holiday. Out of office on, cup of tea, thinking about dinner.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Not often I get to come here, so it's very welcome. Having a half of something else after this one. This is Macc Bitter, 3.6%.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA--[wheezing, dead]

submitted 27 days ago • 90 comments

"You're not my surreal Dad!"

submitted 26 days ago • 35 comments

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

submitted 36 days ago • 1099 comments

I've got to say, the guy who accidentally became the Director of the FBI does 100% look like the guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI in a mid-2000s comedy about a guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI

submitted 35 days ago • 588 comments

The dinner parties that MG isn't being invited to must be fairly spectacular for him to be in a place where he's producing this stuff. Unless of course, he's not bothered by that anymore because there's money in it.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Someone is going to need this video today.

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Went to call Kiki in for her breakfast and instead, this guy came to the front door. Quite prepared to be let in and eat whatever was available.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Snoozing.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Always thinking about this

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

Mrs Inch's last day at work until the New Year, so no more 5.15 alarms for a little while.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

they're scared to hold hands lol

submitted 83 days ago • 44 comments

new clitoris just dropped

submitted 84 days ago • 125 comments

I left my desk for 10 seconds

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

I rarely have this one, which makes it all the more of a treat.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

He's making a list Of possible ways Your maiden aunt died In a topiary maze Sherlock Holmes is coming to town

submitted 88 days ago • 7 comments

This is very welcome news..I loved the original show. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

If someone could explain why the sriracha mayo in my fridge is (or seems to me) more spicy than the sriracha sauce that is also in my fridge, that would be great.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

spotify wrapped 916 BC you listened to that one guy with a lyre in the marketplace 403 times. honestly he's pretty weirded out. don't you have barley to thresh

submitted 99 days ago • 55 comments

This just was passed onto me of my Pa #jonpertwee taken in the Sergeant’s mess during the Korean War. I know very little of papa serving there other than he stole a tank. Alcohol may have been involved. Thanks to Mark Howard for sharing this. His father is the fine moustached Denis Howard pictured.

submitted 100 days ago • 29 comments

I listen to a lot of podcasts these days. Mainly: @trashfuture.bsky.social @wtyppod.bsky.social (best enjoyed on YouTube) @killjamesbond.bsky.social And also Glue Factory and Behind The Bastards, neither of which seem to have a presence here.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Got the tree up yesterday. And yes, I'm watching Smiley's People again.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Kiki, keeping one eye open in case the cat treats come out.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

My mom has fought with so many of her friends she’s literally the only head left In this picture

submitted 108 days ago • 16 comments

the "an average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid is actually just a statistical error. an average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in a cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

submitted 104 days ago • 37 comments

I like a little walk to the shop in the morning.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Starting the weekend with a glass of whisky and some Veep.

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

"Actually when my father Sir Captain Sir Tom Sir said it was for the NHS he meant 'Nice Hannah's Savings'."

submitted 112 days ago • 4 comments

I still think that turning him into a chair was worse

submitted 112 days ago • 18 comments

Man goes to the doctor, says 'I'm depressed'. Dr says 'treatment is simple! A 10 minute freeform jazz trumpet solo will cheer anyone up!' 'But doctor,' sobs the man, 'BA BA BA BAAAAAP! ba ba ba Ba Ba BAAAAAAAAAP! papapa PAAAAAPP! pa pa Ba! Ba! [this continues for 10 minutes]'

submitted 113 days ago • 1 comment

One charming woodland experience please [Ltd edition art prints available in my shop at 🎄🎁http://stephencollinsillustration.com/shop/ 🎁🎄]

submitted 473 days ago • 2 comments

If anyone wants this, it’s ’round the outside.

submitted 114 days ago • 7 comments

New hobby just dropped

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

you knew it was only a matter of time before the picky eater discourse made it to bluesky 🙈 i'm embarrassed to even admit what my score was!!! 🫢

submitted 434 days ago • 15 comments

Catching up on Wolf Hall.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Oh yeah? Name twenty-five of their albums.

submitted 115 days ago • 155 comments

For reasons that are unrelated to any anti vax movement, I never got the mumps vaccine as a kid, which meant I got it when I was 19. My face looked like Jay Leno's and I was in constant pain and nausea, and I also got a deep depression the entire time. Please vaccinate your kids please god

submitted 117 days ago • 12 comments

It has almost entirely been airbrushed from history, but the fact is Elizabeth I was half-Dalek

submitted 236 days ago • 9 comments