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A Church of England version of Conclave where they're trying to decide what biscuits to get.

Still reeling at the news that a new song by Half Man Half Biscuit, “Record Store Day”, contains the line “Oh I do like to re-release my B-sides” #musichall

dot com is short for Dorothy Computer

No time to explain, just get in the...

How many people ride scooters in Jakarta? Here's 1:19s of a junction. It isn't even a busy junction.

Brazilian artist Tarsila do Amaral (1886-1973), considered to be one of the leading South American modernist painters #womensart

Thanks Microsoft Teams for that not-at-all-chilling message 😧

Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.

Shelly-Ann racing in her kid's Parents Day race at the school is the funniest thing I've seen all week LMAO

Good morning. It's Sonic the Leghog.

Surely Jason Orange can help him out.

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

ネコ飛出し注意 (neko tobidashi chūi) Means “watch for cats darting out” and I love this sign.

Boebert: If I may continue — is it true you are the head of a “modern Stone Age family?” Morley: Again, I think you’re confusing…

val kilmer’s turn in TOP SECRET is one of the single best comedy performances ever committed to film, both in terms of comic precision and mechanical virtuosity. just watch this whole clip in its entirety; it’s stunning

She died in binary. That’s dedication. RIP.

Sometimes I reread this for no reason and feel ~275% better.

@hughesroland.bsky.social Stunning! Absolutely amazing!

Please Like Me

Time traveling back to the '80s to tell the child version of myself that Hoggle from Labyrinth is real and he's going to ban vaccines

My beverage of choice these days.

Did @robliefeld.bsky.social design this guy's jeans?! #comicbooks #pouches

Richard Donner told this great moustache-related story about working with GENE HACKMAN on Superman.

Absolute 100% top fact!

Every episode of Columbo includes a scene where he tells the killer that his wife is a huge fan of their music, acting, cooking, art, etc. And then he arrests them for murder. The whole show is all about Columbo destroying all the things his wife loves. Pure emotional terrorism.

"You're not my surreal Dad!"

Prius at 0:16 doing the ope let me sneak by you real quick

Man With Fogged-Up Glasses Forced To Finish Soup Using Other Senses theonion.com/man-with-fog...

Now, you're certain about "Pink Rocket" as the English name? Yes. And you definitely want 'that' as the logo? Definitely.

His famous catchphrase

Motherfucker.

Every day one person unknowingly eats more mashed potatoes than anyone else on earth. Today I vow that person will be me

A letter from the new issue (Viz 343) which is in the shops today. Sorry no refunds. shop.viz.co.uk/viz343bs

I can't quite put it into words, but I know EXACTLY how The Beastie Boys would have read this poem

I knew it!

Slow-motion videos reveal tree frogs making some of the most dramatic landings in nature. Learn more: scim.ag/4gTAurn

my favourite game to play in the supermarket is called "big night in?" and involves trying to find the person in the supermarket it would be funniest to say "big night in?" to given the contents of their basket most recent winner: a woman with two kiwis and some surgical gloves

Naturally, the news of the death of veteran DJ Johnnie Walker put this into my mind from Chris Morris' groundbreaking 1994 R1 shows... youtu.be/5NTh22Bbwfg?...

Who was in charge of font spacing for this episode of MR. ED?

Still feel sorry for the person managing Universal’s social media who hadn’t zoomed in to my photo before sharing it…

Since the year is almost over, I thought it would be neat to look back and share my top four comics of 2024! Hope you liked them too! ✨

I sleep with a bat under my bed in case someone breaks in and wants to learn about echolocation

Me too, picnic bear. Me too

“Listen old man, I’m gonna ask you one more time: did you or did you not put a soup bowl on my wife’s head?”