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mrdefenestrate.bsky.social
Internet addict, technician. Silly, silly man.
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submitted 7 days ago • 88 comments

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

An old Aussie bloke will use a self serve checkout and when it glitches out say "Fuckin' technology"

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Anyone remember Dangerous Donald?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Is there a Mrs Blobby?

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

This whole article is great and worth reading in full but just the first couple of paragraphs are a great summary of the calamitous state of recent nuclear plant builds and how absurd it is that it's being floated as a serious solution.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Was literally thinking about this tweet today

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

A man, it's right there in the name.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Babycino implies the existence of a mummycino and daddycino

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Well this is one of the grossest things I've seen in a while

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

??

submitted 23 days ago • 55 comments

Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

submitted 21 days ago • 343 comments

Lol my main feeling was Dutton devising the postal survey was to get around the need to pass legislation for a plebiscite people didn't want to do, made LGBTQ people's lives subject to national public debate and told us what we already knew.

submitted 29 days ago • 13 comments

Creamer Media's

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

Everyday they're trying to make me go chimp mode and I have to be serene.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

How many alt accounts does this guy have

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

computers are a completely normal field where there are databases built on descendants of PICK OS, a database made in the 60s to organize parts for a helicopter that never existed, for a system called Generalized Information Retrieval Language System (GIRLS), as created by a guy named Dick Pick.

submitted 31 days ago • 25 comments

We have a local pizza place that has Traditional pizzas and Gourmet pizzas and confusingly the name of one of their Gourmet pizzas is Traditional.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.

submitted 36 days ago • 338 comments

I heard there was a secret ooze that turned four reptiles into dudes, but you don’t really care for turtles do ya

submitted 67 days ago • 57 comments

It’s a cold and it’s a broken “cowabunga”

submitted 69 days ago • 34 comments

I've heard there was a secret KORG that David played and it pleased the Lord

submitted 43 days ago • 22 comments

We did it. We reached "humor is ableist"

submitted 39 days ago • 29 comments

Ahh love the "we have a gas shortage" stories. Nope, foreign gas companies just prefer to sell Australia's gas overseas for more profit. (they also pay bugger all tax, and barely any royalties)

submitted 39 days ago • 19 comments

It's great* that Bunnings is now selling drop shipped garbage online, so that everytime I search for something I get 200 results and then have to filter out the 150 things that are not physically available to buy in a store.

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

british people will be like "youchube"

submitted 292 days ago • 12 comments

One of my favourite small David Lynch moments is when he tried to do one of those ceramic art cows for New York City and submitted this and was rejected.

submitted 43 days ago • 84 comments

David Lynch with his first painting (Christmas, 1963).

submitted 43 days ago • 7 comments

Rest in peace, David Lynch. The moon (and earth) were so lucky to have you 💔

submitted 43 days ago • 2 comments

Today I saw someone wearing a trucker cap for some sort of earthmoving equipment company and on the side of the hat it said "Your holes are worth filling!"

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

What no poem?

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

oh thank god. wait

submitted 49 days ago • 74 comments

Excuse me?

submitted 51 days ago • 1 comment

I hate computers so so much

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

hmmmmmmmmff 🍷

submitted 54 days ago • 120 comments

incredible -- the NYT ran fluff "what i hope to see in 2025" blurbs from CEOs and economists, and then this guy www.nytimes.com/2025/01/02/o...

submitted 55 days ago • 96 comments

It’s Mayo Time ⏰ At the Duke’s Mayo Bowl

submitted 55 days ago • 44 comments

Our billionaires now are so embarrassing. Imagine Carnegie and Rockefeller being so desperate for approval.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Elon goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life is not based. Says he thinks people don't appreciate his epic memes. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. X has huge Elon booster Adrian Dittman. Read his posts. That should pick you up." Elon bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor..."

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Probably most people don't want a meme car, they want a Toyota Camry

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

They had a clip on the news of Summernats and there was a ute with the number plate ULJIZZ

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment