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I wasn't on the "pardon Hunter" train before today, but now I fucking am Pardon him, pardon any drug offender, just pardon everyone who didn't commit a violent or sex crime Then write a blanket pardon for any American accused of a policital crime through like 2032 and we're golden

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Quickest way to get a wicket is to get up and make a cup of tea. Every. Fucking. Time. 😭🤣 Jerry

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"Random album I'm listening to" update: Natasha Bedingfield's "Unwritten" may be one of the worst records I've ever listened to

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The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another

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HISTORY IS IMPORTANT. Especially in times of turmoil. That's because humans are nothing, if not predictable. Jerry

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Snowing here. I was advised not to travel without a flask, jump-leads, spare wheel, shovel, emergency flares and a red triangular warning sign. I looked a proper twat sat on the bus!

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This…this is it. In a nutshell, yes.

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To review: ATTORNEY GENERAL: Allegedly paid for sex with multiple women and a 17-year-old girl SECRETARY OF DEFENSE: Allegedly raped a woman at a conference in 2017 SECRETARY OF HHS: Allegedly sexually assaulted his kids’ baby sitter

submitted 109 days ago • 1083 comments

It’s not a Russian spy ring. It’s a Justice Department graphic showing Venmo payments to girls by Gaetz and Greenberg.

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i hate when my stomach growls... just eat the fat oh my god

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It was the Busta Rhymes It was the Wusta Rhymes

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uber eats: u look hungry me: ya uber eats: but ur so fuckin lazy me: ya uber eats: i bet little piggy wants a 15 dollar ice cream cone delivered me: ya

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I just received an email that said that I would be "an excellent integration partner for an upcoming editorial platform" and it made me want to go live in the woods.

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Can you break a rib from coughing? I feel as if you can based on, well, my rib. And my coughing.

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It's been a bit of a weird year and I am genuinely concerned about my Spotify Wrapped playlist when it appears

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“Just because I voted differently”

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Wonder why the rule of law is failing? Here are six reasons . . . the rot at the top. This is what happens when we allow government officials to operate in an ethics-free zone with zero accountability.

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House Republicans actually voted today to block the US Senate from receiving their report containing sworn witness testimony and documentary evidence about the nominee for Attorney General of the United States paying a child $10,000 for sex. That’s where we are at.

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I live in a bubble To avoid all the trouble I live a fake life To keep away from the strife I try not to think So I smoke and I drink I follow the fashion And pretend it’s my passion I am shallow and weak Money I seek Not wisdom #poetry

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Remember when you were a kid and your lounge had those big square foam bits that you could build a really cool fort out of? You're in the @bsky.app fort now. Jerry

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“The document, assembled by investigators during a three-year sex-trafficking investigation into Mr. Gaetz, is a chart that shows a web of thousands of dollars in Venmo payments between Mr. Gaetz and a group of his friends, associates and women who had drug-fueled sex parties between 2017 and 2020”

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LOL, here we were all thinking that there was going to be a new, bloody, civil war 2.0, and then orange shit-gibbon just shot two of his supporters at a rally and it was all over bar the voting bit. Mindboggling. Jerry

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I think it sucks that I can't like or repost my own tweets, here. I mean, I couldn't agree with myself more. Jerry

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Fun Fact. Trump's cabinet picks are all criminals because you are about to witness the biggest heist of public money since COVID PPE. The Trump family will take a cut of every dollar that passes through the US government. We are talking $Trillions. It's over. Jerry

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The only way BlueSky is going to replace X is if everybody just follows as many people as you can. Don't worry about replicating what you had. Just follow people. It's going to be a bit boring until people build up their web of people.

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Remember to slip, slop, slap, and put on a hat, people. As a result of living in the 70s I now have to have 4 more SCCs cut out of me next week. 😵‍💫 I'm thinking of suing the Reef Oil company. 😳 Jerry

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Only need 9,948 more followers to get to 10K. Please give me a follow, so you too can marvel at how consistently I get it wrong. Which, technically, is as good as getting it consistently right. Jerry

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What could possibly go wrong with 3000 dogs on a cruise ship? 🤷🤦 Jerry

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Bought a 3.6kw portable generator today. Just sayin'. Still looking for a suitable cave. Jerry

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What did the poet tell Luke Skywalker? Metaphors be with you. I’m terribly sorry… 😜

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Republicans on the House Ethics Committee now being spoken of in major media as akin to ancient Greeks confronting the Gordian Knot are in fact faced with the easiest moral dilemma any God—Greek or otherwise—has ever placed before humankind: do I engage in a conspiracy to cover up pedophilia or nah?

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Person who invented the dish rack: Them: what do you think? Me: cereal bowls? Them: 👀 Me: 👀 Them: fuck! Jerry

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This place is real serious. First day on the job vibes

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And so it begins. Peter Dutton on @sbsnews.bsky.social going full Trump, and I quote: "The more they attack me, the more my numbers go up" How long before Pete can shoot someone on Civic central and get away with it? FFS. Jerry

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Look, there is nowhere in the multiverse where any living organism would think that tasering a 90 year old woman in a walking frame is acceptable. Why are we even having a trial? Jerry

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I’m gonna send letters and call my House Rep and Senators tomorrow—and ask them to push for the Gaetz Report to be released publicly. And to speak out against recess appointments—and this garbage bill that would allow Trump to ban certain non profits. Lots to do. I hope you’ll join me!

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I can only speak for my own journalism, but my research will focus on the broken promises that cause severe—real, immediate, profound—pain to his own voters. Pointing out broken promises for the sake of pointing of broken promises will be as fruitless as it turned out documenting his corruption was.

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