I just received an email that said that I would be "an excellent integration partner for an upcoming editorial platform" and it made me want to go live in the woods.
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All I want is to live deep in the woods and also have fibre internet and be walking distance to everything I want and only see humans when I feel like it and also unlimited cosmic power.
That's Mad Hank's place. They say once a week he runs through the woods dressed in leaves and mud to a secret recording location so he can do a podcast with his brother. The sheriff spoke to him once, asked why he lives out here, but he just said something about being on a journey of meaning.
Do they want you to advertise for them, or like, endorse their prospective platform to get more investors? Is that what they’re asking? It’s so obscure don’t do it you might end up seeing cutco knives.
I actually do live in the woods and trust me, it's not the escape you think. The squirrels have started their own LinkedIn network and keep sending me connection requests.
Worked in corporate tech for twelve years, and it felt like every email my colleagues wrote was doing its damnedest to strangle every last ounce of humanity out of the English language.
On the other hand, if you're looking for a strategic synergy, I believe my Substack could be an excellent thought leader in driving next-level ideation for your mission-critical outcomes. Let’s sync up and leverage our collective bandwidth!
Hank, it’s very simple. It just means they’re looking for an affiliate to facilitate the public process of assimilating to breakthrough infrastructure that challenges our ideas of what it means to find editorial solutions.
LinkedIn tries to recruit me for high voltage power distribution jobs all the time. I design computer chips that run on less than a single AA battery's voltage.
I read that six times as “go lie-ve” in the woods and tried super hard to figure out who’d want you to LiveStream out there. Is it the bears? Are the bears with you there now, Hank?
What variable are they trying to integrate? This smells like one of those high-school partner projects where you do the math, and they take the credit.
Looked at writing job listings on LinkedIn and now I wish moving off-world was a thing.
My solution for the Fermi Paradox is the aliens know we're here and are desperately trying to avoid first contact because they don't want to deal with the refugee crisis.
During COVID I went live in the woods. It was music class for unique kids so I just played guitar and we just sang…..surrounded by forest. #fuckingmagic.
Everyone wants to live in the wood till you realise the up keep. It’s like the people keen for the apocalypse but dont realise how unpleasent farming is.
You could build a literal platform in the woods, make impassioned speeches on it, and see if Bambi, Thumper and Flower like what you have to say. I mean, it looks like you already have quite a following, but those guys would expand it exponentially.
But you could upscale your market verticals! Think about the opportunities to leverage synergised deliverables! You could align closed-loop scalable disruption for mission-critical impact!
I wanted to make a joke about how Montana statistically is already the woods, but it isn't, it is majority pasture land, so I guess you will have to move to Idaho to statistically live in the woods.
That's what you get for being well known. Honestly I'm surprised you dont get more stuff like that. Weird emails that dont make sense trying to scam you.
Become the reason children are told to lock their doors, keep the curtains drawn, and never answer if you hear your name. Become a legend. Then retire off a properly managed 401k/RothIRA.
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Also, what ?
Somehow it’s all buzzword
unappealing things as people learn their jargon.
On the other hand, if you're looking for a strategic synergy, I believe my Substack could be an excellent thought leader in driving next-level ideation for your mission-critical outcomes. Let’s sync up and leverage our collective bandwidth!
I applaud you.
My solution for the Fermi Paradox is the aliens know we're here and are desperately trying to avoid first contact because they don't want to deal with the refugee crisis.
It’s a bit like Bilbos announcement at his birthday party
Still trying to figure that out 45 years later
We must monetize our assets
The fundamentals of change
Can you visualize a value-added experience?
-Weird Al
So... You want me to train robots to put human writers out of work? 🤬
Sincerely,
The Woods
Unless you meant disconnected living in the woods.
You could go live in the woods and keep carrier pigeons, using them to send memory sticks to work for coms purposes.
Good luck !
Isn’t that a dead body ?!
Not hating, just sharing my immediate thought. 🤗🤣
Meant completely in jest and playfully ☺️
may the moss thrive