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muffinlord.bsky.social
Hit neutral in the tail of a comet, let the vortex pull my weight im muffinlord hello he/him Ham radio extra class KB3UJR Battletech, plastic models, video games, wheel of fortune, third rate poster minimumviable.website
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There's a crane game where you can win a Samoa Joe figure this game is crazy

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

How to change a swastika that cant be removed

submitted 23 hours ago • 80 comments

I'm sure very few people know about this. Inmates in 43 states are charged a per diem cost for "room and board" ranging between $40 to hundreds of dollars. In some states you owe for every day of your original sentence EVEN IF YOU GET OUT EARLY. www.welcometohellworld.com/there-is-no-...

submitted 18 hours ago • 34 comments

Honestly the wildest thing about r/NewTubers, the subreddit for aspiring YouTubers, is how many posts are like "okay, I've built my channel, registered for AdSense, downloaded CapCut, built a library of memes, and now I just need to decide what to make videos about."

submitted 14 hours ago • 89 comments

There are cookie monsters everywhere for those with eyes to see.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

Can’t believe this guy is Deputy Director of the FBI now

submitted 15 hours ago • 95 comments

Someone came out of the yarn room

submitted 23 hours ago • 150 comments

submitted 20 hours ago • 7 comments

useful fact: JIS screwdrivers work in Philips screws just fine. Philips screwdrivers will destroy a JIS screw in short order. this leads to lots of stripped screws on old ham radios

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

bird: cheeb chip chip chiperoo me: *opening merlin bird app* ooo what was that bird: merlin: crow: caw merlin: crow. am i done? me: no there was another bird another crow: caw merlin: another crow. hey are you an idiot?

submitted 1 day ago • 25 comments

Christopher Miller is the Executive Director at Naval Sea Systems Command. VADM James Downey is the commander of Naval Sea Systems Command.

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

submitted 2 days ago • 89 comments

Majima looking for music for his awesome new pirate crew

submitted 3 days ago • 11 comments

guy who clearly cant make up their fucking mind

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

In Yoshi's Island, all Shy Guys are the same object. A Shy Guy's color is decided solely by its initial spawn point in the level. I have taken the liberty to fill a level with Shy Guys to create a Shy Guy coloration matrix.

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Let me take this format for a spin

submitted 2 days ago • 32 comments

Breaking: Hooters to go tits up

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

submitted 2 days ago • 114 comments

If you still have friends/family who think this administration will help them, talk to them about money....

submitted 3 days ago • 39 comments

Federal workers launch a new site to share inside information about DOGE

submitted 2 days ago • 75 comments

The Democrats are taking another long weekend and STILL agreeing to unanimous consent. It’s fucking insane. These people are not fucking listening.

submitted 2 days ago • 23 comments

congress dems: what real americans want is sensible cooperation and measured resistance real americans: we love the ceo murderer, we're so horny for the healthcare murder guy we're all going to marry him

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

Midwestern public service announcement: in very cold weather a slice of cheap-ass bologna will freeze to a car and damage the finish in a way that can't be buffed out. Especially a car that's allegedly stainless steel that gets discolored by ordinary rain! Source: (REDACTED)

submitted 2 days ago • 40 comments

It's pretty cool that Eater put together resources for restaurants about how to handle ICE raids

submitted 2 days ago • 39 comments

I'm gonna keep reposting examples of people not taking shit because it's important for us to see that you can, simply, reject the shit. Say "Uh... no no no, we will not be tolerating that."

submitted 2 days ago • 74 comments

100% and I need everyone to understand right now that there is only one solution: people need to start getting their asses kicked in public again

submitted 2 days ago • 115 comments

i need a trip to ikea. shelving will fix me

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

It’s awe-inspiring how he unlocked the whole system’s capacity for the most shameless bullshit, he’s not John fucking Wick, he didn’t kill the dude with a stray pencil

submitted 2 days ago • 33 comments

ELON: (replying to picture comparing 90s Lara Croft’s breasts to current day Lara Croft’s breasts posted by account called Western_Gaming) Woke must be stopped. GRIMES: Elon please call me back. Your sickly child Morty Mechahitler got cut in half looking at a photo of a Cybertruck.

submitted 3 days ago • 21 comments

The second i get up to go pee someone pings me on teams. Never fucking fails

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to get a job in advertising here's some ads I made for soda

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 547 days ago • 5 comments

Some time I'm going to regale everyone with the tale of a man named Leo Frankowski who really did cast a large part of the muffinlord mold, regrettably

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

@plasmasword.bsky.social youtu.be/iOw-qtvVIS0?... i unlocked a core memory this morning

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

oh my god please let the rest of this be "self" and nothing else

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 3 days ago • 54 comments

This one is just stupid funny to me because it’s like… “Oh no, we gotta appeal to our new audience... The specific people who are still mad about the Pokemon ORAS review, spam slurs in our comments, send us death threats and make up fake screenshots of scores to besmirch us. They’ll welcome us.”

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

He's even got the little round standee you lose in the first two weeks. That's gotta be good for the resale value.

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

submitted 3 days ago • 40 comments

The name’s QINLIANFF. ACCYOD QINLIANFF, British suit, British spy suit two piece, 100% MI6 her majesty’s secret service MACHINE WASHABLE, separates, men’s suit tailor fit two piece classic wedding business sui

submitted 4 days ago • 34 comments

Guys...

submitted 3 days ago • 26 comments

my body is ready

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

PG Unleashed Nu Gundam is real!

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

forgot i did this like five months after they laid us all off

submitted 3 days ago • 42 comments

Saw this on Discord and I couldn't not share it here

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

i feel like with thirty minutes time and a couple diet Cokes i could get him to reverse the Louisiana Purchase

submitted 3 days ago • 66 comments