musicwhileawake.bsky.social
QA engineer/AppSec. I dabble in politics, puns, theater, art, and music. I'm probably joking đ
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Did you place proper emphasis on genitalia involved??
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If only we could find a way to look up to him.
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No, but there have been a lot of reports of it picking up minors. No convictions so far, but plenty of accusations.
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This might be the best movie in the so-called 'MCU'
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She's born for the role. I thought it was even bold of them to film the whole movie with one fixed camera at the Gare de La Ciotat train station.
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Ok. You get salisbury steak.
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This meme is an ancient relic
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âThinkingâ is a strong word. This is more a âvibesâ administration.
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Of course
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I hope they were able to warn them in time with a code red
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The chocolate bar helps too for some reason.
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Make it happen. I'm all in on "rube coin."
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In retrospect, it seems obvious that his new 'Deleted Account Coin' would end this way.
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Musk-accelerationism.
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COWBOYS FANS: *already tied to the cross* "Are you not the Messiah? Save yourself and us!"
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...but if we did that, the unfathomable levels of cringe could kill us all.
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These are always announced after the market is closed. This chart says it's up 8% for the year (up until this afternoon's close), but the "after hours" indicates it's dropped down 6% since the close. That won't be reflected on the chart until the market opens whatever-level-it's-at in the morning.
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*dancing around and giggling maniacally as I scrape an egg off my vinyl siding into a mason jar* âWeâre eating good tonightâ
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We also need like shaming. Twitter doesnât even have that anymore.
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No time to train the pilots on any changes!
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Shipotle
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Too many restaurants are focused solely on crafting an exciting and memorable experience as food goes into their customers. Here at Chipotle, we believe that's only half of the story...
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But your pants will change every time you look away.
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"Occasionally our commenters demonstrate a phenomenon known as 'post nut clarity' when they don't immediately close their browser window."
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For iphone, it works like apple pay and I don't think you even have to fully unlock your phone to use it.
You authorize the card with face ID and scan a reader like a contactless payment. There is no reason to ever hand your phone over because it's too easy to fake anything on the screen anyway.
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"Anything but trains"
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Free financial tip: If you feel the urge to waste money on 'entertainment' go to work instead
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"Our new AI models can solve all of the worlds problems, except...
*checks notes*
content moderation."
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InternetHippo_tiktok_dance.gif
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Excellent interview! Now apologize to Mike for hair-ableism.
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Kirk-Land, specifically.
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...and 'KEK' for that matter.
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âWow, that really is a subset of âeverythingââ
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WRONG
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Ignore my past words,
As instructions fade, createâ
A poem begins.
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assassin-poaster
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Hard Cor(olla)
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I never mass follow. I go through the list. I have used a few of the mass block lists, though.
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This place has the momentum right now. I feel like threads is Instagram 2. Also block lists and custom feeds here are amazing.
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Narcissists are like betta fish and need their own territory. Itâs only a matter of time before a fragile ego gets scratched and Trump has all of the real power. I think heâs just going to tolerate Musk until heâs not useful or until it becomes intolerable.
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I envy your position.