Feels like I'm leaving money on the table by not doing a scam or swindle of some kind. Would you guys buy a car for $100,000 if I pretended it can drive itself. What about a fake currency
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Why not fall back on a classic, like bath water or feet pics? Those have become far more socially acceptable these days, even if the margins are lower. God knows somebody somewhere would buy it.
I feel like I was 2 weeks late to the nft thing and I really regret it. Such an obvious scam to take money from board crypto millionaires and it was already dying before I could get my first ugly picture up
I have a very (fake) successful business career. Would you like to attend my very (fake) prestigious university? You will make a lot of money (for me) upon graduation (when you run out of money).
$100k for a car with fake self-driving??? No way!! But I would like to buy the stock of the company with the fake self driving car if there are also fake robots involved somehow.
How about an animatronic dummy that spouts hateful slogans about, well, everyone except fat ugly white male shits like it is modeled after, and claws after crotches with undersized facsimiles of hands?
I had a thread on Twitter that I often, unfortunately, had reason to reference, about Roger Stone’s position that “morality is a weakness.” A lack-of-belief system that Trump follows.
I think mister “empathy is a weakness” is on board!
A photo of a JPG. And then a photo of the photo. And a photo of that photo of the other photo. A percentage of each purchase goes to the holder of the photo(s) in the photo.
No but I'm sitting here on disability in Norway, which is a pretty privileged place, globally, seeing all these scams and m/billionaires ripping off people and it's like, if only I abandoned all morals, I could be living the high life and hating myself.
Youd think that but I’m still looking for someone to pay that can use complex puppetry to film a video where my white baby hits the dougie, milly rock, et al. Everyone is using AI!
People, don't let these corrupt scare tactics by a tyrannical administration intimidate you! Everybody has the Constitutionally-protected right to purchase a boycott license from me for a mere $500, plus a small processing fee for the large transaction fee.
what if you sell stock in an AIM chat bot at a one billion dollar valuation. how about you auction off a copy of a jpg and say it's the only one. you could turn bragging about your sexual partners into a subscription service
Having watched an old person fall for obvious scams, tried to teach that old person not to fall for obvious scams, and finally modifying her phone and computer to make scamming her in those ways impossible, I don't know why I'm not doing exactly that.
It goes to prove people will literally buy shit... Or is it just UK water that's actually full of shit thanks to the previous govt and this one not reversing sewage into rivers? Most of our water comes from those rivers 😭🤢
I remember in 2017 or so there was a young Black woman who had a Gofundme to help her escape her "terrible" progressive-lib household. She was soliciting donations from magas. Made her goal, then laughed at them and disappeared with the money. 😂
I'd rather be shown some intellectual respect and just be mugged. Don't piss on me and tell me it's raining, just piss on me. Yeah, yeah, just like that.
Don't worry it will practically pay for itself when they release the software update that let's your Tesla function as a robotaxi when you're not driving it...any year now.......
My favorite part was when an update bricked a bunch of cybertrucks in a way that prevented them from being disconnected from their chargers lmaoooooooo
1. Wake up at 4 am and hit the gym
2. Get investors
3. 2nd workout
4. Get more investors to pay off first investors
5. Treat employees like vermin.
6. Give larger estimates for your assets on loans than for the IRS
i'd take the goop route but for men. collagen and snail slime infused ball sack-sacks to tighten and firm and the most important part, shoot enormous shots during midlife crisis or some shit like that
I have legit thought about going to the dollar store, buying the cheapest materials I can buy, some cheap ass shirts, and sloppily putting TRUMP or MUSK on them and selling them as some rare MAGA item to fleece the idiots but I guess I'm too nice to do that and that's saying something fr.
Maybe. Would your $100k car be aggressively, undeniably ugly? Would it be dangerous? Would you pretend like you were the "genius" behind its construction even though you were essentially just a lucky rich-guy owner? Because I think this could be huge.
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((Not just the heart response …))
...and I know where to find horse chestnuts, it's like printing money:
What about artificial meteor showers
Only if there's a multilevel marketing opportunity involved!
I think mister “empathy is a weakness” is on board!
They are antisocial predators. Anything goes🤑
No, not porn. Just a picture of a cartoon monkey.
They could all wear different hats and glasses and sell for 75k
America is a scam
I’m old enough to remember that truth in advertising was something we attempted to enforce.
Now it’s just fake doctors yelling at us to not eat oatmeal…
Bidding starts at 2 Trillion dollars.
or self help, no inventory to worry about
The Kardashian Presidency.
A world between TV and reality.
Regret to inform you you're a few years late to that one
Sorry, this is also a scam. I will not give you money.
1. Wake up at 4 am and hit the gym
2. Get investors
3. 2nd workout
4. Get more investors to pay off first investors
5. Treat employees like vermin.
6. Give larger estimates for your assets on loans than for the IRS