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Ayo Edebiri says she received 'insane death threats and racial slurs' after Elon Musk amplified a fake report claiming she was replacing Johnny Depp in a new 'Pirates of the Caribbean' film "Not only is he [a] fascist, he’s an idiot 🥰"

My grandma made homemade tortillas for us. We asked her to write down the recipe. - Add flour. Look at the bowl. - Add water. Mix. Look again. - Pinch of salt - Add Crisco or Manteca. Listen to the bowl. Look again. Flatten the tortillas and put them in the iron skillet. Eat.

"urgently hiring" not THAT fucking urgently apparently

........ You've got to be fucking kidding me

Ugh

he just wants to be involved

Waking up with a headache after 48 hours without coffee should probably be a flag to say ‘Emma, you’re addicted, time to give up caffeine.’ I choose it to mean ‘Emma, go and make yourself a massive coffee, maybe two’.

Dear coffee: I don't care how late in the day it is; I'mma drink you like it's 5 a.m. I love you, girl.

I really need to put these gals on some hoodies. Just because

happy international women’s day!

Terminator 2 is such a good flick. It's a shame that they never made any more Terminator movies after that

Every time I see this man mentioned he's doing anything but writing what he's supposed to be writing and I think it's great that we finally get some proper procrastination representation

Women's Day has been so heavily co-opted by bourgeois feminism but let's never forget that it originated from the labor movement under the organization of socialists like Theresa Malkiel and Clara Zetkin. It was always meant to be the International WORKING Women's Day.

fall back, spring forward. now slide to the left, now slide to the right

A guy next to me at the hotel gym was running on the treadmill. With an open cup of coffee. A full cup. That he would drink out of while running! In awe.

My favorite thing I’ve ever done. Look at that derp!😍 Glorious.

Watched Monty Python & the Holy Grail tonight. Remembered my dad took me to see it with him in the theater and cried laughing at the moose credits. Nothing had ever been made like this movie before. It’s still great even after seeing it dozens of times.

every monster hunter game: don't worry you just trapped the monster, you didn't kill it. it is VERY much alive. we will take it back to base and study it for science. btw here is its spine as a reward

Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

Fantasy Kacchan commission piece! I have missed him, the fantasy AU will remain my favourite.

"Hermes Psychopompos"; the guide of souls to the Underworld. Process, full speedpaint, hi-res version, etc. on patreon.com/awanqi My Greco Series: awanqi.com/greco #art #greekmythology #greekgods #greco #digitalart #fantasyart #fantasyillustration

Digging through old art and I hate 90% of it…which I think is not unusual for most creatives. But her? My forever unfinished wip? I love her. #artsky #fairy #WIP

Schrodinger's pregnancy

👀

HEY. YOU! Yeah! You!

I swear what's the point of using this damn site when everything I apply to does this shit five minutes later. AND THIS JOB WAS POSTED JUST THE OTHER DAY???? Ugh ugh ugh

Happy Birthday to this legend 🎂😂

Official art for the 20th anniversary of 'Revenge of the Sith' #StarWars

Tim and Jubilee are gonna be thrilled

a walk

A James Bond TV show for a streaming service in 2025 is gonna be insufferable. Just 10 episodes of a guy that doesn't call himself either James Bond or 007 yet and then in the final episode, he orders a martini, shaken not stirred, and we all politely clap and Season 2 takes 5 years to come out

Everyone out there take a nice big frustrated sigh.

I think we've all got a couple of suggestions... #DOGEscam [email protected]

#trigun

"No white people during Kendrick's halftime show? So much for diversity" Oh you didn't hear? DEI got canceled. He clearly hired the best people for the job 😌

Any dictionary can be a pocket dictionary with big enough pants.

Yes, it’s good acting, but is it as good as Bruce Willis’s silent reaction shots in The Fifth Element as his wiseass brute character is genuinely moved by the tentacled opera singer Plavalaguna

I believe in separating the art from the artist (sneaking into their studio and stealing paintings right off the easel).

JUST IN: Federal judges orders HHS, CDC, and FDA to restore “by no later than 11:59 pm” today their websites and datasets to pre-January 30th status. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

"I asked ChatPT to clarify--" shut the fuck up

...They really wanna risk another CEO? 😂

HELP

I'll get evicted after wednesday, I'm broke and I have nowhere to go and no one to ask help to Please help Www.ko-fi.com/pakomaru

... Sigh...

Wait what??!?! ....okay yes please. Now here's hoping the sequel is better...

Fucking seriously

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually