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Seems as good a day as any to bring out this classic

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So sleepy

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Day 1 - had some high highs and some low lows. don’t wanna work tomorrow

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Timeline cleanser

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I’m starting a year of really working on all my healths so I worked out and I ate some ice cream because balance

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For no reason whatsoever What types of little knitted or crocheted crafts would ya’ll pay money for? Just curious 🤭

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When I have my own place I’m going to have such a beautiful garden

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We are speedrunning the Declaration of Independence, folks.

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Y’all gotta go read books. There’s no way around it. Read books. Form your own opinions. LEARN THINGS. READ BOOKS WHILE LIBRARIES ARE STILL AROUND

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We are very far over the cliff here, folks

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what if it just took one though

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I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time

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The beginning of this sentence is giving me an existential crisis rn lol

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I start my 28th year on this planet in just over a week and boy howdy this is not where I thought I’d be at this time but we’re sure gonna make the best of it

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My hometown paper ☕️💅🏽

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Ohh "America First" was a hit list

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I like to think I’m chaotic adorable.

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My Animal Crossing island just got hit with 10% tariffs

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New Study Finds Human Beings Were Never Meant To Wake Up From Sleep theonion.com/new-stu...

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it is done

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The Department of Government Efficiency, for example

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This is amazing and so much more transparent than anything we get here in the US. Great job, Canada!

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Also accepting fave LGBTQ+ movies, tv shows, music artists, other artists… anything and everything!

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I just realized I don’t have enough (hardly any) light, upbeat, heartwarming LGBTQ+ books. Please drop your faves below! ⬇️

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Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich

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Your religion does not entitle you to treat other humans as less than.

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jupiter wishes you a very happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️

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The White House Correspondents’ Association said it fired host Amber Ruffin so it can instead focus the dinner on celebrating the First Amendment. Which apparently can be done best by preventing a gay black woman from speaking.

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Using John Mulaney as a litmus test for new friends because either A) you have no idea who he is B) you only know who he is because of the publicized dramas with wives C) you yell NO PROOF OF PURCHASE and run away

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This is brought to you by a combination of Jen Sincero and the Minimalists please clap

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I have realized my desire to be someone who lifts weights by Doing The Thing

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Now I may just be a poor country lawyer, but where I come from, "collateral arrest" means "false imprisonment."

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The press is the enemy of the people. Here's why we text them our war plans.

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remembering that time I went lowkey viral on The Other Place because I basically said having acne is not a big deal and it’s no reason to hate yourself and people kept messaging me to be like “no”

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High school education should require both a personal finance class and a personal fitness class (DIFFERENT from gym class). Fight me

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Seems as good a day as any to bring out this classic

So sleepy

Day 1 - had some high highs and some low lows. don’t wanna work tomorrow

Timeline cleanser

I’m starting a year of really working on all my healths so I worked out and I ate some ice cream because balance

For no reason whatsoever What types of little knitted or crocheted crafts would ya’ll pay money for? Just curious 🤭

When I have my own place I’m going to have such a beautiful garden

We are speedrunning the Declaration of Independence, folks.

Y’all gotta go read books. There’s no way around it. Read books. Form your own opinions. LEARN THINGS. READ BOOKS WHILE LIBRARIES ARE STILL AROUND

We are very far over the cliff here, folks

what if it just took one though

I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time

The beginning of this sentence is giving me an existential crisis rn lol

I start my 28th year on this planet in just over a week and boy howdy this is not where I thought I’d be at this time but we’re sure gonna make the best of it

My hometown paper ☕️💅🏽

Ohh "America First" was a hit list

I like to think I’m chaotic adorable.

My Animal Crossing island just got hit with 10% tariffs

New Study Finds Human Beings Were Never Meant To Wake Up From Sleep theonion.com/new-stu...

it is done

The Department of Government Efficiency, for example

This is amazing and so much more transparent than anything we get here in the US. Great job, Canada!

Also accepting fave LGBTQ+ movies, tv shows, music artists, other artists… anything and everything!

I just realized I don’t have enough (hardly any) light, upbeat, heartwarming LGBTQ+ books. Please drop your faves below! ⬇️

Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich

Your religion does not entitle you to treat other humans as less than.

jupiter wishes you a very happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️

The White House Correspondents’ Association said it fired host Amber Ruffin so it can instead focus the dinner on celebrating the First Amendment. Which apparently can be done best by preventing a gay black woman from speaking.

Using John Mulaney as a litmus test for new friends because either A) you have no idea who he is B) you only know who he is because of the publicized dramas with wives C) you yell NO PROOF OF PURCHASE and run away

This is brought to you by a combination of Jen Sincero and the Minimalists please clap

I have realized my desire to be someone who lifts weights by Doing The Thing

Now I may just be a poor country lawyer, but where I come from, "collateral arrest" means "false imprisonment."

The press is the enemy of the people. Here's why we text them our war plans.

remembering that time I went lowkey viral on The Other Place because I basically said having acne is not a big deal and it’s no reason to hate yourself and people kept messaging me to be like “no”

High school education should require both a personal finance class and a personal fitness class (DIFFERENT from gym class). Fight me

Iconic Golden Girls actress Bea Arthur, who served in the Marine Corps, has had her contribution scrubbed from Department of Defence website

I needed this today

Books