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New paper out: "Livestock increasingly drove global agricultural emissions growth from 1910–2015" We quantify and analyze long-term emissions from global agricultural activities. Growing livestock production played a key role & overcompensated efficiency increases of agricultural industrialization👇

the “explain my passions” tweet will always live in my personal hall of fame

before i got banned from this online poker site i used to tell people i was driving the whole time i was playing and they always lost their shit

Ethnic killings in one Sudan city left up to 15,000 dead - UN report

how did people do scholarship before ctrl+f

Got five minutes? Please help management at the California state university system regret putting a public snitch form online as part of their union busting activities. For instance, you could report Professor Plum in the library with a candlestick, or complain about Professor Snape.

Journalism is really thriving under the business model of “private capital takes over, the new bosses pay themselves whatever money is on hand, and then they announce oh jeez this place is broke we gotta shut it down“

They're writing a revisionist history of me. They're saying the two miles between my house and the grocery store was a "trade empire" with "hitherto overlooked patterns of power projection and coercion"

It would be a shame if we all started filling out this form to bust striking persons at SDSU with bad data. Just an absolute shame. I would be INCREDIBLY disappointed in y'all if you did such a thing.

My dialetheist version of "Cluedo" might be ahead of its time, and has occasioned familial discord. (Make your own, using the cards from at least one and a half Cluedo sets.)

Tomorrow, six years ago #Turkey started a brutal occupation war against #Afrin in North & East Syria. While hundreds of thousands were displaced the remaining population lives today under an exploitative & torturing regime of Turkish controlled islamist mercenary groups & Turkey.

Find something you love to do, get really good at it, make it your dream job, and you too can have your entire life destroyed by an email from corporate on a Friday afternoon.

It’s horrifying but not surprising that cops in Uvalde are harassing the families of mass shooting victims.

Hundreds of copies of newspapers in a Colorado town were stolen a day after the paper published a story about an alleged rape at the police chief’s house

Here’s the story for those wondering. What brought it to light was a missing persons case. Turns out the police ran over a guy, then just buried him out back of the jail without bothering to notify next of kin even though there was ample ID on the victim’s body.

The Homies Are Roasting Me Over My Inconsistent Eschatology

Become the most insufferable man in the room in just 30 minutes a day!

Gonna become a dentist just so I can be the 1 out of 5 who says fuck you to the toothpaste company

I had a student once ask me how the exam invigilators would respond if he had the axioms of Peano arithmetic tattooed onto his arm.

Neat

Does anyone know of resources on how to engage with someone experiencing paranoid delusions?

in my defence the sign didn't say that I had to obey the sign

particularly revealing bit about how the police corruption perpetuates itself (the "cards" are distributed to NYPD officers, who give them to people to get out of traffic tickets)

Germany loves to say someone waving a Palestinian flag is proof history can repeat itself while in the background a party called the New Alliance for a Second, Bigger Holocaust picks up 40 seats in Parliament

When Brouwer passed his doctoral examination Cum Laude his telegram to his friend Adam van Scheltema consisted of the single word "Cum"

How is there no German-language Wikipedia page for Celan's Die Niemandsrose

Time to breakout the Jaboukie classic

Why is it called Socratic Dialogue and not Athens Stars and Celebrities, Do They Know Things? What Do They Know? Let's Find Out!

"So far my exposition of the fundamental issue, which divides the mathematical world. There are eminent scholars on both sides and the chance of reaching an agreement within a finite period is practically excluded." (Brouwer, "Intuitionism and formalism")

Of all the different chants at the Palestine rallies, the best one is just غزة غزة غزة غزة غزة

A plausible scenario: Trump dies before the election but the MAGA freaks decide he's just gone into occultation so he still gets the Republican nomination and beats Biden