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"Anyone currently living in the country and earning XP on Duolingo must comply and register with the government or face deportation." theonion.com/dhs-beg...

Whenever one of your GB News wingnuts rants about ‘There’s 47 brown people wielding scimitars in my GP surgery to every one white pensioner’ you read the demographics of their home town & it says “Kingly-cum-Chestertownshire is 99.8% white. It has one chap from Dubai who owns half the village”

Javier Milei just deleted from his socials every trace and photo of this June 2024 visit, during which he awarded Volodymyr Zelenskyy the Order of Freedom medal. ~AA

Congratulations to BRIT winners Charli XCX (Bishop's Stortford College, £38,319 per year), AG Cook (King Alfred School, £27,747) and The Last Dinner Party (Bedales, £52,075) for showing that people from ordinary backgrounds can reach the top in pop music, that most egalitarian of art forms.

This couldn’t be any more vile

If Andrew Windsor is invited to the State Banquet, him & Trump could reminisce about their mutual bestie, Jeffrey Epstein.

Bezos emailing all Amazon MGM Studios employees to dictate that the next James Bond will be bald and wear a vest

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He definitely looks like a White Lotus guest with a secret.

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DOGE's "savings" is like saying, "I've saved hundreds of dollars by never changing the oil or replacing the brakes in my old car."

the fact that this is just a straightforward retelling of yesterday's events without hyperbole

Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil theonion.com/happy-p...

Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.

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In things that you absolutely saw coming, Federalist and Daily Wire writer who accused drag queens of being groomers arrested for child molestation. www.dailydot.com/debug/aaron-...

Who wants a Reese’s Ballsack? #kinkhumor

I urge someone with investigative reporting chops to explain WITH A MAP, which dams Trump just opened, where that water will go, and which farmers will be affected by the sudden loss of stored water. And end the article by reminding us that the LA fires are already out.

MY WIFE WENT TO INDIA AFTER READING A CLASSIC NOVEL ABOUT IT FORSTER? NO - SHE WENT OF HER OWN ACCORD!!!!!!!! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

16 years. No major commercial airline crashes in the US. New administration comes in & immediately cuts jobs in places like… the FAA & air traffic control- Tragedies happen as do coincidences, but guaranteed they happen increasingly when you put a cavalier administration in charge.

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My first follower is a fake profile of a musician. Start as I mean to go on