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#Oklahoma to #Alaska. #Attorney, but not yours. Recovering journalist. #Freemason. #SlavaUkraini.
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Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone theonion.com/unpopul...

submitted 14 days ago • 61 comments

Me when Reddit recommends a subreddit called "vintage digital cameras"

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

This is deranged. Jan. 6 defendants were repped by one of the best public defender offices in the U.S. They were more likely to be released pretrial & got comparatively light sentences. SCOTUS threw out a bunch of convictions, which almost never happens. They got gold-plated due process!

submitted 19 days ago • 905 comments

Kristi Noem’s Handbag Containing $3,000 Stolen From D.C. Restaurant theonion.com/kristi-...

submitted 17 days ago • 44 comments

Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone

submitted 18 days ago • 370 comments

Study Finds Cats Only Meow When They Want To Alert Owner Of Neighbor’s Murder They Witnessed Through Window theonion.com/study-f...

submitted 24 days ago • 75 comments

Man Going To Take Edge Off With Decades-Long Slide Into Alcoholism theonion.com/man-goi...

submitted 25 days ago • 78 comments

Lobbyists who wanted more visas for foreign workers went to Doral and Mar-a-Lago in mid-March. Days later the Trump administration issued the new visas, and days after that, Trump’s Bedminster resort posted jobs for foreign workers under the same program.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Keep talking about the Signal security lapse at the Pentagon. The media may have forgotten about it, but the voters have not.

submitted 29 days ago • 858 comments

It's wild that there are 8.2 billion people on this planet right now and one solitary dumbass is singlehandedly blowing up the world economy

submitted 29 days ago • 123 comments

Wild that it’s just now sinking in who actually pays for the tariffs (Hint: Small business owners, American consumers, etc.)

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Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now

submitted 36 days ago • 166 comments

The law is pretty clear; the president cannot legislate, though this one sure seems to keep trying.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

The economy was in absolute shambles in January 2021. A fucking dumpster fire. bsky.app/profile/atru...

submitted 36 days ago • 364 comments

This dude is currently live on Tik Tok protesting. I’m telling yall, the waters are churning more and more out there.

submitted 36 days ago • 154 comments

“I think we’re all familiar with the old adage, 'When the going gets tough, the tough get going to Florida for a Saudi-backed golf event'...” www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...

submitted 36 days ago • 591 comments

Interesting #HATM

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

Tariffs will be lifted on penguins who agree to be completely white. by Stephen Miller

submitted 36 days ago • 394 comments

Trump Tariffs Upend Global Economic Order theonion.com/trump-t...

submitted 36 days ago • 15 comments

Every single paper in the U.S. would be excoriating a Dem President who was golfing while the stock market melted down. We all know this. The editorial boards would be screeching, state tv ie Fox would be playing NONSTOP clips, etc. etc. It's worth remembering.

submitted 36 days ago • 173 comments

The attempt to steal a North Carolina Supreme Court seat continues with the help of conservatives on the North Carolina Supreme Court. This is insane.

submitted 36 days ago • 3 comments

Oh. www.cnn.com/2025/04/04/p...

submitted 36 days ago • 27 comments

I'm no good with patterns. Can someone help me out here?

submitted 37 days ago • 1287 comments

Most Accurate Headline of the Day 🏆 www.newyorker.com/news/letter-...

submitted 37 days ago • 493 comments

NASDAQ down -20% since Trump took office. Simply unprecedented.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

My hometown paper ☕️💅🏽

submitted 37 days ago • 402 comments

Welcome to Idiocracy.

submitted 38 days ago • 1247 comments

Truth

submitted 37 days ago • 396 comments

I did not make this and don't know who did, all the same - lmao

submitted 37 days ago • 20 comments

So good. 🤡 @brendanvduke.bsky.social

submitted 37 days ago • 589 comments

Harris Faulkner's Fox News show has been on for 20 minutes now. She has not mentioned tariffs or stocks once and a stock ticker isn't being displayed. Strong state media vibes.

submitted 37 days ago • 1195 comments

Now that’s a screenshot. > @atrupar.com

submitted 37 days ago • 950 comments

Obama worked out a deal that stopped Iran's nuclear weapons program but then Trump, of course, ripped it up out of stupid spite, allowing them to get back on track. If Trump is now in a position to "eradicate the threat" it's only because he *caused* the threat in the first place.

submitted 38 days ago • 90 comments

The last day on which a majority of the Supreme Court’s justices had been appointed by Democratic presidents was May 14, 1969. One of the things we do in the legal academy is support our claims with facts.

submitted 38 days ago • 1379 comments

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And yet Joe Rogan puts guests on who say "Vaccines aren't actually responsible for the reduction in infectious diseases.”

submitted 41 days ago • 945 comments

Goldberg: "Hegseth is promising that US warplanes are taking off in 30 minutes to bomb enemy targets that we know are protected by anti-aircraft batteries. If that's not the most sensitive information, the most secret info in the world, I simply don't know what the meaning of 'classified' is."

submitted 41 days ago • 504 comments

Happy One Month Anniversary to this story.

submitted 46 days ago • 709 comments

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

submitted 45 days ago • 368 comments

So, the new, new theory is Jeffrey Goldberg duped someone in the group chat in order to get invited? 1) OK, who did he dupe? 2) Is that person still employed by the federal government? 2A) If so, why? 1/2

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

People are making an "L" shape with their fingers to their foreheads at me when I drive around in my cybertruck, indicating they Love the car

submitted 48 days ago • 175 comments