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I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

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Early voting today in Wisconsin

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Detain him with plainclothes masked men, send him to a Louisiana jail and don’t tell his lawyers where he is or you’re not serious about stopping shit.

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My demon has my back

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I’m halfway through weaning off of Paxil. It’s a complicated process of easing down and every month or so I really feel it in my brain. Today is one of those days 😮‍💨 everything is giving me all the feelings. 😩

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Does the school crossing guard have personal vendettas bc I get the vibe she hates me I’m a Pisces, I swear everyone is mad at me but her especially

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Last night my son told me he was lonely so I’m online trying to find new places for him to meet people and I’m bitter and resentful that everything costs hundreds of dollars. Congrats capitalism youve really made life a hellscape.

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She fearmongers about migrants… unless it’s her own husband.

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people regularly ask me what they should do to prepare for the possibility of mass violence and civil unrest. we give this advice often on It Could Happen Here but this is my list of advice in no specific order:

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This is fucking diabolical.

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I’m preparing my April cards to send out to those who have expressed they like receiving mail. Also this black candle is meant to absorb negative thoughts #snailmail

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#junkjournal #collage #badart I’m feeling pretty uninspired lately. Tired. Worried. Hoping it passes.

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How are green card holders experiencing travel right now? Domestic versus international? I’m reading the horror stories and it’s scaring me as someone married to a greencard holder. #immigration #greencard #ice #expat

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You might relate if you were born in 1984 😆 #journaling #playlist I could’ve definitely kept going bc these songs all give me instant dopamine

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Here’s a thought… How about NOT making the left feel like Cassandra for once. How about just skipping the part where you make excuses for the Dems uselessness and just assume we are right because WE KEEP BEING RIGHT!

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Of course the rain returns right when my lawn goose gets their bikini!! Well now it’s just silly and doesn’t make sense to put it in with the sun hat and little sunglasses. Sad! #porchgoose #lawngoose

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Visiting friends in New York

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I only signed up for HBO for White Lotus bc of my insatiable attraction to one actor. “Oh niffy, it’s Schwarzenegger, right? Goggins?” No, it’s Fabian. The grip Christian Friedel has on me is unmatched. That man could read the dictionary and I’d throw my money at who ever I need to to hear it.

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It occurred to me that this might be weird to some. I save paper and bags to make the pages of my journals. I iron the paper stuffing from my parcels and now I am also using this to wrap my son’s gifts which will come back to me and will become a book. It’s a small but not insignificant life hack

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@mobshity.bsky.social okay, my teenage fantasy is real with the t shirt I just got in the post with full frontal Peter Steele on it. Bc I’m a mom I’m going to sew him a little loin cloth but if you see me wearing it just ask and I’ll flash you some beautiful dong

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This is 41 💃

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Might save a life.

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TikTok still hasn’t reprimanded me for saying i only want to hear about Trumps address if he pulls a Dwyer. 👀 I feel like an outlaw. 😎

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Cartoon by Benjamin Slyngstad

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I wonder how many times this person had to write this. I only found this. Notes from the #thriftshop book aisle

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Notes from the #thriftshop book aisle Girl…..SAME. We are on this journal together #found #foundpaper

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I spend all week waiting for the weekend and I feel like that’s a lot of time waiting.

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Asked a friend how it's going and they responded "bad but I'm used to it" devastating

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Opt out tomorrow!

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This whole country wants bad things for others more than they want good things for themselves.

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I need to tattoo “no buy” on my eye lids so I don’t forget tomorrow. That’s when you know “getting yourself a little treat” is a compulsion 😥 also PMDD is hitting me HARD. Send help! At least this weekend is the Alameda antique market (see? I can’t stop thinking of treats!)

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Made this for my son and he only ate the shaved cheese off the top. I’m telling you— my family doesn’t deserve me. Also I know the zested lime slices aren’t aesthetic but he also ate those so I guess he won’t be getting scurvy tonight #1mom

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I spent YEARS saving all my stickers. It feels so good to use them and all the other bits I just have been hoarding. Today was a great day.

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Working on my drawing a lot these days. My favorite thing to draw is vintage yearbook photos of women. This doesn’t look at all like the picture but it still came out pretty #drawing

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#junkjournal #journal #collage #badart “I fail to understand why men think violence will intimidate women. Women, who bleed all over themselves every month, who rub blood clots between their fingers and burst them like insects, and sometimes can't because they're not blood clots…”Victorian Psycho

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I would love to wake up one single day and not feel like I’m waging a war with my body and mind. Just one. The irony is that will probably be the last day of my life 😂

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This origami paper is so cute Take all my money

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