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What a way to find out.
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It’s like they were given the info over the phone with bad reception in a busy restaurant, and then just printed whatever they could remember the next day.
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Thanks, still jiggling.
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It’s pretty wild! I don’t respond to 3D animation well unless it’s super stylized. And this did just enough to get me by. Really well choreographed. Maybe a little outlandish at times, (big questions about Torres’ near instantaneous ability to use Yautja tech at the end there) but certainly fun!
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Could you all imagine getting shitposted by Jerry in real life? At your job too.
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Looks like you’re about to give me vital information for the next stage in “Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth”
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Yeah, the math checks out ☑️
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Spess
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Gave him the GONK!
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Yeah, just give her the Money Truck *now* Why attach all these complicated conditions to it?
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Oooh. Gotta bring in a new Madam Xanadu.
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LoL, to be fair, I don’t think that guy’s cred can get any lower after defending a rapist.
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*Only redeemable in the sky
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Sarasaland catches a lot of sun.
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Better than mid, but only barely.
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*LAYS DOWN*
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This is what my mom called it once, and I didn't correct her, because exactly.
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Yeah, but you’re so far off it’s a different Friday than you think it is.
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You know that you don’t have to print every lie that dribbles out of this loser, right?
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🫲 THE ARISTOCRATS 🫱
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They got it all wrong, you *move* the mustache a few inches up onto the brow.
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Man got off easy with a little taped note, and still had the audacity to tempt fate and take it to the podcast room?
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Both sound beautiful, honestly.
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I think we ALL know what she's serving right here.
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It is now.
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Well, now the funniest part is their little run. “Guys! Break left or right! It’s on TRACKS.”
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Bosss
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It absolutely needs more seasons.
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Call them my Clickity Clackers
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You really dropped the ball on that. As a mother.
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Where were you when your first heard?
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I got mine too! Let’s GOOOO (BTW, I feel about this one the same way you feel about ‘The Spirit’)
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Or SWAMP THING! He wanted to adapt an Alan Moore-esque Swamp Thing at one point!
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All of those 3 things are stuff I like, but… together… seems concerning.
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Listened to this, made me sad. I mean, I get it! Certainly problematic. Especially her age, and how all that was handled. And weird the male vampires never at least show ass. But, wow. She REALLY hated it. Even without the nudity, I’d still unironically love it, despite being unfocused at times.
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Boe Jogan.
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*Sniffs around for sustenance*
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There are scoop laws EXACTLY for that reason.
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The real Joe Rogan of the left was inside us the whole time.
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Oh, boy. The question I’ve been answering for years even though nobody ever asks: Oops! All monster segments! Tales from the Darkside: Lover's Vow, Creepshow 1: The Crate, Creepshow 2: The Raft, Twilight Zone the Movie: Nightmare at 20,000 Ft, Cat's Eye: General.