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Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Quacking.

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Dad of the year

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Nate Silver squawking about IQ. The only value IQ tests have is you can automatically ignore anybody who thinks they have any merit

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No! Not Rand Paul! No way! LMAO

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Just look at these paragraphs from the AP story. Hegseth called Brown unqualified solely because he's Black. Then they fired him... and replaced him with a white guy so indisputably unqualified that he requires a Presidential waiver. This is what "merit" means to them. apnews.com/article/trum...

submitted 1 day ago • 473 comments

Things hurting the US economy: -mass layoffs of federal workers -funding cuts to every federal dept -corporate layoffs -measles and tuberculosis outbreaks -high flu rates -$8/dozen eggs -new tariffs raising the cost of everything -Canada boycotts US travel and goods -concerns about airplane safety

submitted 1 day ago • 22 comments

Wow as a response to the nazi salutes Dem leadership just announced they're gonna start making a heart shape with their hands and kinda push it toward the audience

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my fellow americans this site is still up (for now) get yourself some free covid tests while they’re still available special.usps.com/testkits

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So this is a thing that's happening. 👀

submitted 2 days ago • 21 comments

Mistakes have been made. I don't know what possessed me to buy this. Anyway, it's a Friday afternoon once again!

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the fact that this is just a straightforward retelling of yesterday's events without hyperbole

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Reminder: Zelenskyy refused to leave Kyiv as bombs fell. Donold hid in a bunker from protesters with cardboard signs.

submitted 2 days ago • 414 comments

Gooooood morning, gang! You rocking with Phone It In Friday?

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

KG showing JB love 🐐🫱🏼‍🫲🏽🐐 and Tatum showing Luke love 🐐🫱🏼‍🫲🏽🐐

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@chefdiogenes.bsky.social Dr. King warned us about the white moderate who says things like this. He quoted you almost verbatim when he wrote about white moderates telling us to wait for a "more convenient season." It's Black History Month. Now is the time for Black stories. Check your privilege.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

Idiocracy was a documentary

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We are now finding bird flu in deer mice and house mice in Washington State. H5N1 is advancing along the evolutionary ladder—affecting birds, mammals, and humans. This is not speculation; it’s a timeline.

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We're gonna look back on this era and be so baffled and infuriated about how much time the media spent complaining about DEI trainings. Yes some of them are silly but overall, companies recruiting minorities and trying to create less hostile workplaces is good!

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If you’re going to force me to look at Nazi salutes by using them as the images for the articles you publish, have the fucking decency to call it what it is. Provocative gesture? Literally what the fuck is wrong with you.

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What the shit "For FY26 we are told about plans to reduce the NSF budget by 50%-75% - such reduction will mean no new awards for at least a year, elimination of divisions, merging of programs." nanoscale.blogspot.com/2025/02/the-...

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Brilliant ideas as usual with this guy. Who needs a postal service anyway? I'm thinking we should cut road maintenance next, or maybe remove the Safe Drinking Water Act?

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While the Celtics again, hit the mythical Phil Jackson championship milestone tonight...40 wins before 20 losses...these numbers are pretty, pretty good as well... Boston is now 90-40 with a +7.8 scoring margin in their last 130 games... ...on the road.

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Serious about saving democracy? Invest in DemCoin today!

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I have solved Bird Flu. Give the chickens ivermectin. Have the chickens practice Earthing. The problem with their immune systems is they are not touching the soil enough. Coffee enemas for all chickens. Also we must stop reading them Ibram X. Kendi. Eggs will be back and most importantly not gay.

submitted 2 days ago • 1334 comments

Siri, what are some things that happened to kings

submitted 2 days ago • 516 comments

Ok so the billionaires will get all the money, pay no taxes, what's the third step? Seriously, where does the greed end? They're just going to sit on a giant pile of money one day and cackle?

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Democratic leaders are about to learn a very real, very hard lesson about the differences between appeasement and fighting hard and "strategic silence" versus a sustained media messaging campaign. They're now going to face life-changing investigations and likely arrests.

submitted 2 days ago • 19 comments

We're on to the 'investigate political opponents or just people we don't like' era of US politics

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They’re going to try and prosecute their political enemies

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Lmao how do these spineless fucks look at themselves in the mirror

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Trump's government is going to buy twitter for 44 billion of taxpayers dollars, mark my words

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Stealing the infrastructure we paid for. They're treating blue states and cities like we're conquered territory to be plundered.

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