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I’m not watching nonsense.

submitted 1 day ago • 273 comments

He acts depressed but what a life. What a blessed life.

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

you can really tell who’s never worked in the service industry based on who romanticizes the concept of the Small Business lol

submitted 5 days ago • 155 comments

🥹

submitted 11 days ago • 6 comments

A guy got really angry at me today for using the phrase “50 year old South Park guy” and he looked about 50 years old and I said “do you watch South Park?” and he was like “look, that’s not important right now”

submitted 12 days ago • 21 comments

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

submitted 13 days ago • 141 comments

Everyone has a plan...

submitted 28 days ago • 20 comments

I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.

submitted 13 days ago • 148 comments

If you de-zoot the toots here, he’s saying he spent $44b on twitter as part of his right wing political project—which is both obvious and something you can’t say in the newspaper.

submitted 13 days ago • 103 comments

Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 NA eShop (Switch) codes for Tomb Raider IV–VI Remastered courtesy of @aspyr.com. Giveaway ends Feb 23rd, 6 PM PT. Game is available now www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...

submitted 14 days ago • 12 comments

Jim Acosta: I think the AP should consider whether or not to sue the administration… and the rest of the press corps should start seriously considering whether it’s worth sending everyone into the Oval Office, onto Air Force One, or into the briefing room.

submitted 15 days ago • 1890 comments

“The thing that I can’t get over is that the actual richest man in the world directed my fucking firing. I make $50k a year and work to keep drinking water safe. The richest man in the world decided that was an expense too great for the American taxpayer.”

submitted 18 days ago • 384 comments

"Life Will Change" Persona 5 (2016)

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

submitted 18 days ago • 368 comments

Pitching a new sniper elite game where you vaccinate people from thousands of yards away. Everything slows down when the syringe hits and the camera zooms in to all their organs celebrating, a white blood cell and a red blood cell start making out, etc.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 23 days ago • 53 comments

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

submitted 24 days ago • 119 comments

Me: It used to be a big deal when you'd see a new room or an angle of a sitcom's main set that hadn't been shown before. You might get a quick glimpse of Frasier's guest bathroom and have to redraw your whole mental map. Broccoli-haired zoomer pointing an AR-15 at my back: Shut up and DIG, old man

submitted 25 days ago • 19 comments

Twitter is a Nazi site. Get the hell off it. Delete your accounts today, friends. Just do it.

submitted 25 days ago • 35 comments

submitted 30 days ago • 10 comments

it is darkly funny to me that twitter ended up being real life after all

submitted 31 days ago • 76 comments

enough is enough. democratic leadership in congress needs to act now and text me saying they need five to ten dollars

submitted 32 days ago • 98 comments

Sir our plan to replace the entire government with 4chan freaks has run into a few snags

submitted 35 days ago • 62 comments

not going to learn any trump admin names this time around. just Mean Blonde #12, Guy Who Looks Like He Killed Someone Drunk Driving A Boat, Big Pink Head, etc

submitted 36 days ago • 81 comments

a never ending month

submitted 36 days ago • 13 comments

It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests

submitted 38 days ago • 1705 comments

Guys like joe rogan are funny because they still think smoking weed that they buy legally from places that look like an apple store makes them hunter s thompson

submitted 39 days ago • 310 comments

"Imagine a world in which an A.I. can analyze your reading patterns and alert you that you’re about to buy a book where there’s only a 10 percent chance you’ll get past Page 6..." Fuck off. That's not empowerment, that's outsourcing your soul. That's outsouling. www.nytimes.com/2025/01/25/o...

submitted 39 days ago • 275 comments

the world's richest man paying people to do his leisure activities for him while he spends all day reading compliments from the world's most grotesque losers who nonetheless will never actually respect him... you are a cautionary tale for children, dog you're a muppet babies episode

submitted 39 days ago • 6 comments

When a single billionaire can accumulate more money in 10 seconds than their employees make in one year, while workers struggle to meet the basic cost of rent and medicine, then yes, every billionaire really is a policy failure. Read our op-ed here ⤵️

submitted 41 days ago • 414 comments

we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths

submitted 39 days ago • 275 comments

some of you bitching about cold temperatures. have you forgotten so swiftly. the unforgiving heat. the sweltering haze. the sweat. the wretched sun. bugs! bugs, everywhere. mosquito blast 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

submitted 41 days ago • 6 comments

man, i picked a hell of a time to quit vaping

submitted 41 days ago • 30 comments

dontald timp has made it illegal to get a triforce tattoo

submitted 41 days ago • 13 comments

From the Twitter archives.

submitted 41 days ago • 178 comments

this is so fucking funny man i cannot believe conservatives are even alive

submitted 42 days ago • 303 comments

The thing is, I feel like if someone truly, accidentally, & unintentionally made a n*zi salute on a national stage, they would be appropriately horrified by it and apologize. And when they don’t ….. it says everything.

submitted 43 days ago • 464 comments

BlueSky is popping off, but it won't be complete until we have him back.

submitted 42 days ago • 34 comments

no lie this did make me laugh my ass off

submitted 43 days ago • 13 comments

it’s becoming increasingly clear the goal of the far right is to defund and buy up every source of reliable information until there is no more objective reality to counter them

submitted 43 days ago • 497 comments

"You must watch it! You must experience the horror for yourself! Do not look away! Hisss!" My brother in christ, I got high and played Astro Bot. I'm not watching shit.