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being obsessed with IQ is a good sign that you have nothing in your life to give you actual meaning. (also a good sign you have bell curve-esque beliefs about human equality)

submitted 1 hour ago • 114 comments

really good reporting here.

submitted 18 hours ago • 3 comments

elon musk at cpac was so fucking weird you guys I know this reads like a parody but I literally just wrote down what happened www.theverge.com/elon-musk/61...

submitted 2 days ago • 260 comments

I voted for Trump because he said he would make planes fall out of the sky every day but I never thought he'd actually do it

submitted 5 days ago • 120 comments

so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky

submitted 5 days ago • 2641 comments

taking black kids away from their parents and putting them on farms seems really familiar to me! what could it be?

submitted 5 days ago • 2090 comments

Happy Presidents' Day from The Ghost of Abrajam Lincoln, an actual character concept from the unproduced N64 horror-themed basketball game Monster Dunk by Mindscape archive.gamehistory.org/item/54f8254...

submitted 5 days ago • 43 comments

There's a Crisis of Masculinity in this country and the only way to solve it is to let me act like a cross between a baby and a movie villain

submitted 7 days ago • 257 comments

begging people to get a grip www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

submitted 8 days ago • 13 comments

tired homophobia without any material resistance? That’s Democrats baby!

submitted 8 days ago • 15 comments

Happy Valentine’s Day

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I am so, so tired. And I know you are, too. Here's “Death blowing bubbles,” 18th century. The bubbles symbolize life's fragility. This plaster work appears on the ceiling of Holy Grave Chapel in Michaelsberg Abbey, Bamberg, Germany. After the monastery’s dissolution, it became a hospital.

submitted 10 days ago • 54 comments

i think this might be the actual worst tv theme song ive ever heard

submitted 11 days ago • 248 comments

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Teaching Americans how to make a tofu scramble: Step 1) Imagine a hamburger

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

So UnitedHealthcare fucked over my aunt. DONATION LINK: gofund.me/6cc5616c (Story below) (Shares appreciated)

submitted 11 days ago • 6 comments

Obviously the brands are going to do what the brands are going to do, but that intersecting with "hello, yes, I'm here to tell you that this popular singer is a pedophile" is bananas.

submitted 10 days ago • 17 comments

the left can accurately be defined as people who have made fun of me online. here’s why they’re responsible for everything going wrong

submitted 11 days ago • 36 comments

This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII

submitted 14 days ago • 256 comments

Happy Superb Owl Day to all who celebrate.

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How am i just now learning about the Spam folder. some great deals in here

submitted 14 days ago • 18 comments

The year is 2046. President for Life JD Vance has declared the ozone layer "gay"

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

science fiction ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᶜᵒᵛᵉʳ⬇️

submitted 15 days ago • 7 comments

if you are on a plane in the United States the safest thing to do right now is to jump out

submitted 17 days ago • 33 comments

Gentle reminder not to use "bootlicker" as an insult because it unfairly includes people who like to lick boots purely for pervert reasons ❤️

submitted 19 days ago • 252 comments

Using the new library at @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social to find out what people were saying about Return to Zork around its release. It turns out it rates 86 for intelligence! Thanks, Video Game History Foundation!

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Now that I've made peaceful revolution impossible it's time to sit back and enjoy my wealth and power with no adverse consequences

submitted 22 days ago • 88 comments

here, have some fish from 2002

submitted 33 days ago • 374 comments

folks are sucking Costco's dick over this but they're going to cut employee hours so much they'll have a single person working each department

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

my outsider perspective on US politics is that it seems like i spend 4 years getting told the democrats can't do the thing because they need just one more vote, and then the republicans get in and can do whatever they want because half of the democrats vote with them

submitted 22 days ago • 190 comments

I went to the store to get a cucumber and they were all the same price but one was much bigger so of course I got that one. When I took it up to the cashier he said Dang and swung it like a baseball bat a few times. Now that's what I call Going to the Store.

submitted 24 days ago • 18 comments

Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die

submitted 24 days ago • 197 comments

and if you can't keep going for either of these reasons, keep going out of delusion. i am sitting at my makeup table gassing myself up like Princess Diana. "you have a responsibility. people will be looking to you." ??? girl no they won't but that doesn't actually matter

submitted 109 days ago • 13 comments

How can you expect air travel to be done safely what with the Last Jedi and dragon age gay romance option and things of that nature?

submitted 23 days ago • 15 comments

my son came down here this morning and started demanding to see pictures of Spider-Man

submitted 26 days ago • 16 comments

what a coincidence bro my biggest fear is being named Hudson Thames

submitted 25 days ago • 30 comments

We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life

submitted 25 days ago • 387 comments

leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block

submitted 26 days ago • 126 comments

It shouldn't be that hard, right? but then, yeah, it's difficult.

submitted 30 days ago • 3 comments

I don't know what narrative the democrats are even trying to push regarding all this anymore. You told him to stop killing innocent people. He said no. You kept giving him bombs to keep killing innocent people. You look like a brutal killer at worst and a pathetic pushover at best. Baffling.

submitted 36 days ago • 9 comments

We live in the ✨ world of tomorrow ✨

submitted 38 days ago • 353 comments