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The thing about Elon Musk's Mars aspirations is that he's never even landed anything on Mars. Musk claims that SpaceX's Mars missions will start in two years. Does Musk look like someone focused on getting to Mars? The dude is a huckster.

Of the Chiefs of Staff, vice chiefs of staff, and judge advocates general of the three branches, Trump fired all the women and Black people.

saying it again: if there are "conditions" on aid to california, no democrat should vote for any disaster aid of any kind to any state. all states get aid or no states get aid. that's it

This is so many words to say Trump fired the chairman of the joint chiefs because he’s black www.nytimes.com/2025/02/21/u...

Yes, it is entirely correct to point out that ICE officers do not have any legal authority to break into somebody’s home unless they get a judicial warrant; which they generally cannot do, because judges only issue warrants for probable cause of crimes, not immigration law violations.

"The 3,000 agents Turner fired, each and every one of them first or second generation Americans. Is that because they lacked diplomatic skills, or did Turner not think it was a good idea to have spies who could speak the same language as the people they're fuckin' spying on?"

The American right was always at real risk of turning into a personality cult, but you'd think they could've mustered the pride and self-respect to pick a less stupid personality.

diddy: worse than 9/11

[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

*First date in 7yr* Me: so anyway thats why i think nothing human is beautiful Her: weird, before tonight id have said its impossible to shotgun hamburgers. Im getting a text

Jesus man NYT is fucking cooked. Irreparable.

NEW YORK (AP) — Dow tumbles 748 points, and S&P 500 has worst drop in 2 months after discouraging reports on the US economy.

Is bluesky more like holding court in a radicalized, kooky cult or is ejecting an acquaintance from your chateau in rural France for the sin of disrespecting Bari Weiss more like holding court in a radicalized, kooky cult?

Trump take farm

Cuts to NSF expected to be at 50% reduction in force for an independent agency that fuels discovery and innovation. "The NSF budget was $9B, or 0.13% of the total [budget]." This is not about fiscal prudence. This is about killing universities. nanoscale.blogspot.com/2025/02/the-...

Every liberal "paper of record": maybe the fascists have a point Eater: Know your rights

lol we might be able to take the House this year

i do not think that intentionally creating a devastating recession in the city where every political reporter gets their vibes from will work, necessarily, to the trump administration's benefit

I know I've made this observation too many times, but I cannot get over how Musk has riches beyond the dreams of avarice yet he's completely fucking miserable.

Somehow the reasons for fetterman’s staff all quitting are infinitely worse than what I imagined. Incredible.

the fact that this is just a straightforward retelling of yesterday's events without hyperbole

lmao, jesus

I think there’s this tendency to assume Musk enters each agency with some kind of plan. But his office is 30 people, largely children, and the federal government employs millions. He spends half his time on drugs, tweeting, doing interviews. It’s all random noise www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Doesn't know what AI is, doesn't know what duplicitous means, doesn't know what the CDC does.

Damn, Reef got hit last night

Deciding to build more housing during a housing crisis or waste a bunch of money tying that housing up in courts isn't a “Sophie’s choice”. Comparing your fears about a potential increase in traffic in your California beach town to the Holocaust is extremely offensive.

Tomorrow in the NYT: I voted for Donald Trump because I hate the people he hates and wanted to see them suffer. Now that I am suffering, why can’t you find it in your heart to be sympathetic? RUDE

NEW: The Energy Department tried to spin its DOGE-directed firing of nuclear-safety officials as affecting just non-critical staff. But this wasn’t close to true. In fact, one of the officials locked out of his work accounts was the top authority for all nuclear-safety matters in the agency.

Mr hitting his monthly revenue targets.

the french nazis somehow come out looking better than the american conservative movement (to be clear: all nazis suck. fuck all the nazis, theres no good nazis)

It was honestly a lot healthier when you had Arnold running around in the big action movies because there was no realistic expectation that Arnold would become what normal people should look like. But you get Chris Pratt down to 6% bf for a shirtless scene and people get the wrong idea

Among those Trump and Musk fired at the FAA: - Lawyers who help keep drunk or reckless pilots out of the skies - Air traffic control support staff - Employees who track potential new flying hazards like cranes - Staffers who medically clear pilots to fly www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Coinbase donated $1 million to Trump’s inaugural, appointed his campaign co-mgr to its advisory board, and operates in the same sector as some of Trump’s businesses.

I say this as someone who hung around long past the point it was excusable to do so, but we're well past the point that you should be using Twitter if you aren't in line with what the owner represents. "But my group chats! My followers!" Time to fuckin' grow up.

It's a shame Musk wasn't around for the Nuremberg trials.

Crappy's Galesburg, IL

Won't somebody PLEASE think of our treasured and inviolable norms?

i think it is cool that de facto first consul of the united states is a drug-addled maniac and deadbeat dad with a breeding fetish

USAID’s waiver for 'life-saving' aid got headlines. But funds still aren’t reaching the people who need them. "Even programs with waivers are still frozen, according to people in more than 40 USAID-funded groups, bc the payments system used to disburse funds to orgs has not operated for weeks." 1/2

This is pretty straightforward authoritarianism: if you don't support my toxic businesses, I will use my government power to kneecap yours.

Having to do this in a reply to Elon bullshitting about the latest update to his anti-woke chatbot… bleak

Eric Adams can’t be trusted. That’s why I’ve asked Eric Adams for his recommendations of who should help keep him in check.

gravedigger of american democracy. a more malign influence than john c calhoun.

Wow. DOGE is far more expensive than the USDS that it pretends to be. www.propublica.org/article/doge...

In other words, he's whiffed on his first attempt to clear this bar