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notwelcomematt.bsky.social
A blessing and a curse would be an improvement
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Occam’s: the best a man can get
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My god he’s so fucking dumb
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These people are so pathetic. It’s no wonder why Trump won.
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Finally some good fucking content on this website
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Ok buddy then it’s time to get to work
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This is how your email finds me.
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No one like this has ever existed.
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Pronounced like Nikes
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That was just a baby earthquake
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Felt it in the office today
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Let him boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew
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Let him fry
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Lmfao
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Let him braise
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I saw someone posting bad jokes under your name. So disrespectful.
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Communism is when other people do all the work for me
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Hickory is a beautiful name for a girl.
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Feds? I thought they were all fired.
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It’s MSG. The secret ingredient is MSG.
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The kids are better off without Elon in their lives. And they absolutely have access to childcare. Grimes does not need to beg Elon for that.
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Are you a Dem strategist?
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She also doesn’t need Elon’s permission to seek medical intervention for her children.
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To be honest this is the least surprising person to throw out a Nazi salute
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Now with “Happy Endings”
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Hey idiots it’s funny that Grimes is now facing her own “face eating leopard” moment.
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Where is Derek when you need him?
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lol lmfao
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lol
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Not a lot to be happy about these days but this is something I can smile about.
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I just ate lunch. Can it wait?
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Make Mr Beast Broke
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Haahahaha that’s so stupid
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Men are overvalued. I’m short selling men.
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Please, Piss Daniel is my father. Call me PeePee Dan.
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Let’s hope so
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lol
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10 seasons of the guy getting rejected after the third round of interviews.
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Paul Atreides, PMP during the daily scrum.
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AITA?
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They’re fucking lying you dunce
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My father board left for milk and never came back.
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Issue more memos please 🙏
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It’s on my wish list. I don’t remember seeing anything about it but it’s on there for some reason.