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novemberpines.bsky.social
He/Him. Professional singer, composer, arranger, songwriter, former teacher, former wine-seller, sexual assault victim advocate, huge nerd. I believe in fighting for social justice and protecting the vulnerable.
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What happened to Little Marco?

"listen up, you piece of shit" - seven clunky syllables - disrespectful - sets a weird tone "hark, shitpiece" - three sleek syllables - salutation-flavoured - calls listener in to the community of shitpieces

Pretend not to care about body count but I'm secretly relieved my girlfriend has only killed 5 people

Some don’t even realize they’re actually eating all the faces.

We need Pete Buttigieg as a clear messenger, more than ever.

The JD Vance team flagged my TikToks for impersonation and had my account banned for making fun of him in a doughnut shop.

Durham and Raleigh friends, this little guy needs a family

If women actively avoid you, there is, in fact, something wrong with you.

Hi frens! I’m still laying low on the socials for my mental health, but if you could let folks know I’m here now thah would be awesome. Planning on leaving the other place in the near future entirely, but don’t want to lose touch.

Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

“If you want to date a baddie, you have to let her be a baddie.” He who has ears to hear, let him hear.

i’m doing my part 🏳️‍⚧️🫡

It's been weird explaining to people over 60 that no one under 40 expects anything good to ever happen again