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ICE will no longer consider if "an alien is a victim of a crime...a positive discretionary factor" in determining whether to deport them, per new ICE memo leaked to me

ICE just adopted new policies making it harder for Congress to prevent deportations, per memo leaked to me:

I appear on @CNN often. And if saying this means my days at CNN are over, then fuck it. CNN, removing @Acosta.bsky.social from his am show is cowardly bullshit. Acosta is an independent, unafraid host. To demote him to appease the crybaby in the White House is pathetic. Shame on u CNN. Don’t do it.

Welcome immigrants from X interested in science to the friendlier skies of @bsky.app, as documented by a new @nature.com survey (but you already knew that 😉) "Bluesky is much better for science. There is much less toxicity, misinformation, and distractions." www.nature.com/articles/d41...

T. Rex Evolution xkcd.com/3042

JUST IN: Judge MEHTA has barred Stewart Rhodes and other Oath Keepers whose sentences were *commuted* from going into Washinton or the U.S. Capitol without permission from the court.

FYI: I’m working on getting into the press briefings in Canada and several EU countries. We need to know what’s happening. We need #ACTUALNEWS. All of this is related.

Somebody yelled at me for posting about Ganymede instead of /the state of things/ last night. I know we’re (almost) all on the same page here, but a Bluesky without cute cats, science facts, and dumb jokes would be bad for everyone.

The community just hit the $100,000 charity goal for the Humane Society on Twitch. Absolutely incredible and 7 days left in the month. Best damn community I could ask for. 💜💛

It's so embarrassing to read a book. You should already know the information that's in there

Pin this, save it, we’ll need it. “When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.” AOC 🔥🎯

👋 Good morning all, and happy Wednesday from Brighton England. 😊

When you’re not invited to the meeting

Be clear that this administration and its corporate accessories are not simply trying to eliminate DEI programming. They are, in fact, trying to eliminate diversity, equity, and inclusion in life altogether.

Proof that an over-enthusiastic Grebe is still a Grebe - a Clark's Grebe having a bit of a shake-down. #Birds 🪶

my whole life, I wondered what I'd be an old man crank about. i always saw people getting mad at "press 1 for english" or someone saying "no problem" instead of "you're welcome." for me it turns out it's clicking those boxes for which ones are motorcycles

There aren't a ton of video game industry CEOs as beloved as Insomniac's Ted Price, who announced his retirement today: sonyinteractive.com/en/news/blog...

It snowed in Florida today so Hell has literally frozen over.

Montreal's distinctive circular payphone booths live on at Central Station although they have been purged from the airport (Hasselblad SWC, Zeiss 38mm f4.5 Biogon, Kodak Tri X)

I believe the general internet tradition on these kinds of things is well known. techcrunch.com/2023/04/21/m...

These emails, sent across agencies, compel all federal employees to snitch on any colleague whose work might have some vague DEIA inflection. Those who refuse to snitch will be disciplined. Seems designed to put all workers who aren’t white men under a cloud of suspicion. Truly vile stuff.

The acting director of the Office of Personnel Management (the feds' H.R. department) is telling federal employees to rat out their DEIA (Diversity, Equity, Inclusion and Accessibility) colleagues by emailing "[email protected]." chcoc.gov/sites/defaul...

Forget spending $8,500 on a new Macbook Pro; I'm buying myself a TANDY.

JIM HENSON: Hey, Paul Williams, we're doing a movie. Could you write us a cute song about a frog playing banjo in a swamp? PAUL WILLIAMS, TRIPPING BALLS: HAVE YOU BEEN HALF ASLEEP? AND HAVE YOU HEARD VOICES? SOMEDAY WE'LL FIND THE RAINBOW CONNECTION JIM HENSON: Perfect, thanks

Great things are happening on reddit. Dozens of subreddit announced they will now ban/remove any links to Twitter posts and it’s spreading massively. The Warhammer subreddit did the same. The Warhammer40k one stance on it is unclear. Hope they soon follow. www.reddit.com/r/Warhammer/...

Coast of Oregon today...

me: maybe this week is when quitting smoking actually sticks the implosion of democracy and global stability: i don’t think so tim

we’ve officially entered the world where being off work for a few days means missing like 30 news cycles

I just discovered a handy feature on something that I’ve owned for a while which was probably clearly explained in the instructions I didn’t read. I will learn nothing from this.

and you thought the Trump memecoins were dumb ...

Sometimes when Katherine is ignoring me I dribble a little marinara on her until she’s annoyed enough to take action. Goaded with the sauce.

Never had as many govt leakers reach out as I have today. Not even close

While French avant-garde artist Francis Picabia, born on this day in 1879, is best known for his affiliation with Dada, I am (characteristically!) drawn to his animal portraits. First up, his painted portrait of Gertrude Stein's pet poodle, Basket

What is going on at all levels of our Federal government to career, non-political lawyers is unacceptable and gutting. Especially for those lawyers fewer than 3 years into their career who do not have nearly as many options as their more senior counterparts.

Good morning! Another beautiful day to explore the brilliant #outdoors

And with that, I’m gonna get off of here and do a crossword puzzle, because I’m trying to make better decisions when I’m about to surrender myself to dreaming.

As of this week, I am no longer active on Twitter or Facebook. Both apps are off my phone. I do maintain accounts there in case I need to read pages for work.

So I’m just curious, are there any jobs women and POC can have that *aren’t* DEI?

Pro tip for those weary from the fight: "The Ransom of Red Chief" by O. Henry teaches one of my favorite life lessons and it seems more relevant than ever. Be A Bad Hostage. 😈😈😈😈😈😈

Lots of folks talking about organizing and subverting tonight, with some suggesting we are in uncharted waters and have no precedence to guide resistance; but I’m just gonna drop this quick read from 1913 and stroll away all casual-like, okay ecology.iww.org/texts/Walker...