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currently batting 1000

submitted 5 days ago • 21 comments

The entire world economy depends on one 80 year old dumbass experiencing self awareness for the first time in his life

submitted 5 days ago • 138 comments

Here we go! @kateconger.com was verified - not by Bluesky but by the NYTimes, one of the "trusted verifiers" Gonna keep saying it: a healthy digital society should distribute power!

submitted 4 days ago • 172 comments

Only a fool yearns to be "Verified" by a website rather than being verified by the Lord

submitted 4 days ago • 93 comments

Congratulations people who "wanted politics out of games", you made gaming the most political it has ever been, well done

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That's right.

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why are they branding it like a 90s action/thriller

submitted 7 days ago • 40 comments

People Be Doing This (2023)

submitted 7 days ago • 16 comments

Bessent is doing some combination of 1) taking over econ and trade policy from Elon/Lutnick/Navarro/etc 2) continually strategically leaking that all bad things are other people’s fault and all good things are Bessent’s doing

submitted 7 days ago • 19 comments

DOJ Plants Gun On Maine

submitted 7 days ago • 46 comments

It's a neat coincidence that anyone who loves AI art just happens to be the most uncool person you've ever met.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

theonion.com/doj-plants-g...

submitted 7 days ago • 17 comments

conservatives are gathered today on Good Friday to celebrate that special day, 2000 years ago, when the state legally executed a leftist

submitted 8 days ago • 9 comments

i want a blue check so everyone knows it's me, cait

submitted 7 days ago • 22 comments

The Last Buffet

submitted 8 days ago • 225 comments

I won't speak for others but I want candidates who won't just win the next election but aggressively, unapologetically destroy trumpism and rebuild everything he's broken. If you're too afraid of a 51-49 poll to even talk about an issue I have no faith that will be you

submitted 8 days ago • 117 comments

David Brooks headlines, 2020-2025

submitted 8 days ago • 103 comments

Discovery - Gator Days

submitted 8 days ago • 94 comments

Small Town Kind Where Everyone Leaves Chastity Belts Unlocked theonion.com/small-t...

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Jesus Christ, man

submitted 8 days ago • 914 comments

well i am sure this administration will take strong action to make sure food safety is a top priority going forwa… hold on i am getting an update

submitted 8 days ago • 212 comments

Weather is getting nice, what if 10 million people went outside at the same time

submitted 8 days ago • 116 comments

“The Philadelphia Fed Manufacturing Index is probably the best metric to understand if the U.S. is ‘bringing manufacturing back home.’ And it's absolutely cratering: -26.4, one of the lowest readings in memory.”

submitted 8 days ago • 168 comments

what do you want

submitted 9 days ago • 301 comments

The Moonrise anime certainly had its flaws but it was so well animated and performed. I really enjoyed it. The timeline was hard to follow at times, and character motivations were poorly constructed much of the time. I hope it can get a second season and have a chance to do better on the story.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Moonrise on Netflix 👌🏿

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

JD Vance Rushes To Put Wife’s Head Back On After Fumbling Second Lady

submitted 8 days ago • 53 comments

‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...

submitted 8 days ago • 278 comments

the kitchen is undefeated when u need to go look at three incorrect clocks at the same time

submitted 8 days ago • 14 comments

BREAKING: DOGE/NLRB whistleblower Daniel Berulis exposes Elon Musk: "These aren't mistakes that I've ever seen before - it doesn't speak to being accidental. These systems were connected to Starlink as a direct pipeline to Russia." 11 mins with Rachel Maddow: brittain.tech/maddow415.mp4

submitted 10 days ago • 27 comments

Oh my god you want me to find "evidence" before putting someone in jail? Every time?? Do you have any idea how long that would take

submitted 10 days ago • 145 comments

So is there gonna be any mobilization or are we just gonna sit around until they send us to El Salvador? I’m down to clown I just need the invite. (Can’t remember where I got the meme but spot on)

submitted 12 days ago • 26 comments

First time we’ve seen this in any poll in a long time.

submitted 11 days ago • 426 comments

There is no one with better opinions on sandwiches than Tim Onion. Sure he is handsome but that only gets you so far. The haters of Tim Onion don't understand he is widely loved and admired for his taste in sandwiches. I cannot think of a less provocative sandwich than the one Tim Onion enjoys.

submitted 11 days ago • 120 comments

Jon Stewart has a message for his Bluesky critics: 'My bad'

submitted 11 days ago • 469 comments

Law professor here: Things are F-U-C-K-E-D up.

submitted 11 days ago • 229 comments

Certainly worth repeating in the times we are in..

submitted 11 days ago • 66 comments

Gross: The GOP is planning $5.3 TRILLION in tax cuts for their Sugar Daddy donors. And WE are going to PAY for them through tariffs and cuts to our healthcare. #MAGABlowingYourTaxes

submitted 11 days ago • 406 comments

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AOC: I was watching earlier today on TV, someone was saying, “Why are AOC and Bernie going to Idaho?” I’ll give you one simple answer: It’s because you matter

submitted 11 days ago • 425 comments

Harvard has set an example for other higher-ed institutions - rejecting an unlawful and ham-handed attempt to stifle academic freedom, while taking steps to make sure students can benefit from an environment of intellectual inquiry, rigorous debate and mutual respect. Let’s hope others follow suit.

submitted 11 days ago • 1656 comments

typo but this is one of the reasons you pick teleportation every time. there reference frame ambiguity so you’re about to learn some deep weirdness about The Simulation

submitted 11 days ago • 17 comments

It certainly looks like Elon Musk’s henchmen stole all the data from the agency which protects workers rights, tried to cover it up, and then threatened to kill the guy who blew the whistle on it.

submitted 11 days ago • 83 comments

Circle up

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The president told a Central American dictator to build five more massive slave labor camps to hold US citizens.

submitted 12 days ago • 1002 comments