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www.todayintabs.com/p/the-backla... Genius

The Switch still holds roughly a third of the console market, yet so many of these games are *old* (three are from the launch year!) Not sure what that says, but it doesn't feel great. www.theguardian.com/games/2025/f...

Absolutely, 100%, this

Calling this Sex Pesto😆

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUcE...

Not this is my oeuvre or anything... Here's one I made earlier: open.spotify.com/playlist/4lM...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq4e... (Go big or go home)

What lovely feedback to get on a Friday!

Share this with every teen who thinks doing Computer Science at university is going to be a breeze because they "like coding" ;)

Hallmark missing a trick 💗⚓️🌹

OMFG

Seriously, !!! should get the lawyers, this is getting silly www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvBk...

We came. We saw. We talked tech. This morning's Tech Forum event, hosted by City of York Council in partnership with HSBC, resulted in a room full of people all keen to use technology to drive growth and innovation in their businesses.

I don't mean to be all negative nelly, but the words "boost" and "confounds" are doing an awful lot of work here. a) 0.1% be still my beating heart, and b) this is firmly within margin of error anyway

Well now. Here's a thing. The Isleys absolutely tearing up a Neil Young/CSNY staple. And a powerful reminder that Hendrix started out as their guitarist before heading out on his own, having left an indelible mark www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC6q...

A letter from the new issue (Viz 343) which is in the shops today. Sorry no refunds. shop.viz.co.uk/viz343bs

A combat rating of 'Dangerous' was bragging rights. Classic space game Elite was the holy grail for those of us of a certain age, ahem. And now the source code's available fully commented for the first time. Finally we can work out what that bit of assembly was doing! elite.bbcelite.com

Tony Blair wants ID cards. Has he mentioned that before? 🙄

Being marketed ED products "to be ready for valentine's day" is a new low for both me and them.

It wasn't all Trout Mask Replica, you know. Sublime www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw2y...

@themerl.bsky.social Hello! Can you give me dimensions of the absolute unit poster? is it, itself, an absolute unit, or teeny by comparison? (there's nothing on the website about its size)

Who knew that the thing on the internet that would make me angriest this morning would be The Guardian's review of hot sauces? Sloppy sloppy journalism.

Luckily I'm not overrun with hot vehicles.

The government should do another text alert tonight but to let everyone know Traitors starts at 8:30pm

I’ve done another of those dark, squelchy chug reworks again. Gat Decor this time. A ‘passion’ of many, loathed by some 😜. Anyway, fill your boots, it’s free unless you’re feeling generous katakana2024.bandcamp.com/track/redeco... #chug #alfos