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ofthebizarre.bsky.social
Two-spirit Metis writer and artist, cat parent, and lover of naps. Beware that this boat can run aground, making the ocean floor weep.
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Realized today that I sort of expect conventionally beautiful people to be at least a bit bitchier than average, and not as an innate quality or anything - just because they COULD get away with it. That's not cool of me :(

Gotta rep every time I go ❤️ Venison bannock and London Fog at Kekuli Cafe, BC. Good indigenous eats

Toning day is a very special day for a bleached blond, iykyk 😘

The Google AI results at the top of searches are so pointless. We have a resource (the internet!) that knows everything, and instead of going to the source, it's like you asked your stupid cousin who is trying to recall the information from a podcast he heard last week.

Employment? Employment. Let's do this.

Great 🦊

incredible exchange, @marisakabas.bsky.social

sorry, pronouns in bio triggered us so hard we had to become a fascist dictatorship over it

This is just to say I have fired the bureaucrats throughout your government Even the ones that were probably keeping planes in the air Forgive me I am not very smart So efficiency Much savings

Something that I will never be able to thank my parents enough for: they always treated me and my sister as people they would meet and get to know as we grew, not people they would shape in their own or idealized images.

BREAKING: Indigenous activist Leonard Peltier released from prison after nearly 50 years

Lap space in high demand today

To the tune of Breakin' Dishes: I'm makin' BISCUITS up in here, kneadin DOUGH I ain't gonna STOP til your leg is full of HOLES

I'm not going back to the days of acceptable targets. If you can only find humour and build community by lying on marginalized groups whose difference threatens your sense of self, I'm going to demand that you learn some new skills. Compassion will never be a mind virus.

Bi/pan culture is having every close friendship in your preteen and teen years end with all the emotional wreckage of a 15-year marriage.

Apparently Kid Rock thinks the Kendrick Lamar halftime show was the epitome of DEI, and if anyone would know, I guess it would be the epitome of white male mediocrity rising to the top to everyone's detriment. You know, the reason for DEI.

Everyone should share their DJ names based on this now, mine is DJ Leavened (bc Baker, get it)

Spotify played Euphoria while I was driving home last night and with all the hubbub around the Super Bowl I’d forgotten that Not Like Us is nowhere close to the meanest thing Kendrick has done to Drake lol

More Caturday content: George’s tummy fluff on full display

Chill OUT Gracie it’s Caturday!!

My favourite cat move is the "you know what, no, I'm done with this," walk away from a toy with such dignified disdain, followed immediately by the "I JUST THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT" pounce and even more violent ass-kicking.

My valentine may have a cranky face but she likes a lil smooch sometimes.

Seemingly unpopular opinion: "here's why/how" is a headline structure that was lifted directly from clickbait advertising and it reads just as unprofessional and cheap on actual works of journalism as it does on Buzzfeed.