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Today would have been Albert Einstein's 100th birthday. Rest it peace. He invented the robot

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I died just now can we get some RIPs in chat

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me: you mock elon musk... but have you considered that for a man of his wealth, his actions could be conisderd "stimming" zoo employee: please put down the gun

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I wonder if "Dunkin' Donuts" is a sly nod to "dunking" one's donut into a cup of coffee. If so, hilarious

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Computer. Show me posts. Deranged.

submitted 5 days ago • 69 comments

do you think the teletubbies watched 9/11 play out on tummyvision?

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But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned

submitted 6 days ago • 59 comments

The attack on DEI shows why liberals should stop arguing about "strategic" use of language forever. DEI stands for three uncontroversial virtues that most every American accepts, and the right still turned it into a vile slur. It doesn't matter what you say - they will poison it because YOU said it.

submitted 9 days ago • 343 comments

smoking some shit I found in my bellybutton

submitted 10 days ago • 12 comments

Sadly, many of you would rather have three seasons of "White Lotus"... than one season of "Woman Potus"...

submitted 11 days ago • 6 comments

i'm looking for a job. my resume is i can do anything and everyone likes me

submitted 12 days ago • 42 comments

the existence of megatron implies the existence of kilotron and gigatron

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rubbing my belly at this restaurant so everyone knows I’m full

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

a fat ass crap just slithered thru me arsehole

submitted 15 days ago • 5 comments

smoking that silly shit

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everyone else’s happiness and wellbeing is a threat to my livelihood

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off

submitted 24 days ago • 4 comments

dark wizard incantations:

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“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak

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Crypto guy in 2014: Crypto will revolutionize finance and change how we interact with money Crypto in 2025:

submitted 26 days ago • 148 comments

[sees' someone else succeed] hm., i should kill myself

submitted 31 days ago • 4 comments

it called fashion sweaty

submitted 33 days ago • 36 comments

Boy I really hope something good happens soon! Lol

submitted 35 days ago • 4 comments

Sir our plan to replace the entire government with 4chan freaks has run into a few snags

submitted 39 days ago • 62 comments

i’m like the lebron of jacking off in the work parking lot

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thank you God for killing that guy and sparing me 🙏

submitted 43 days ago • 63 comments

you gotta admit, “if i should die before i wake, i pray the Lord my soul to take” is a really metal thing to make a kid say before bed

submitted 44 days ago • 11 comments

smoking on the shit that makes you weird

submitted 45 days ago • 8 comments

Lots of do your self-care stay in your happy place type of advice going on right now but I'm here giving you permission to foment

submitted 47 days ago • 2 comments

its crazy that you can do sports betting from your house and its all legal but if i want cocaine i have to go to a party and hang out with a kind of annoying guy for a while

submitted 49 days ago • 7 comments

it's crazy that ppl used to die constantly from diarrhea. I've had diarrhea tons of times and never even came close to death! just another example of how everyone in olden times was a huge pussy

submitted 54 days ago • 129 comments

I’m sorry you went through that, or that went through you, or however you want to refer to your impalement

submitted 55 days ago • 5 comments

My door is always open if you want to stop by and fix my door

submitted 55 days ago • 64 comments

The scientific method served humanity well for hundreds of years but it was rendered obsolete in 2013 with the discovery of Vibes

submitted 56 days ago • 82 comments