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Leonardo da Vinci sketched the hanging of Bernardo Baroncelli (for participating in the Pazzi conspiracy). Apparently, the writing dispassionately details the clothing.

Wishing harm on Nazis or anyone else actively attempting to harm others isn't "intolerance" nor does it make you a bad leftist or a hypocrite. In fact wishing ill on Nazis is an obligatory part of being a good person and a good leftist. It's self-defense and part of the package.

Stephen Fry is going to be shocked, shocked I tell you, when he finds out who Stephen Fry pals around with

OK honest question what is the root of this? Is this just how you think on drugs?

If you have a device that CAN run Apple Intelligence you need to turn this off as well as the general Apple Intelligence setting. Settings > Screen Time > scroll down to Content and Privacy > turn on Restrictions > Intelligence and Siri > turn off the first three options

really annoying that we still only really have one national politician who does stuff like this and he is eighty fuckin three years old. let peepaw rest

One of the funniest things about Spock is that once every seven years he gets so horny that he might blow up the ship or strangle the captain to death in pure horny fury but he doesn’t really think to let anyone know about it even though it’s been six and a half years since it happened last.

I don't even think I did this back when my egg cracked and I was spiralling into an alcoholic breakdown and did nothing *but* tweet

"Immigrants didn't steal my job. The president did."

Im tied to a chair in some damp basement somewhere in the american midwest. The cop slides another Meta Neuroreader headset on me. I immediately fry it by visualizing Karl Franz's warhammer wiki page in a weaponized shotgun blast of autism, wasting $12,000. This is the third time I've done this.

George Zimmerman and Kyle Rittenhouse are walking free! They're doing fucking speaking tours!

I appreciate this response from Ed Yong on why he requests that people mask at his events. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/22/m...

Just realizing America's two main villains now are a welfare-state eradicating right wing celebrity and a car manufacturer who owns a means of mass communication and is antisemitic. It's like the writers of America have run out of ideas and we're just recycling previous arcs' villains

🚨 PRECEDENT: A group which would not identify themselves, which was seen passing out Christian religious & patriot flyers during the event, forcibly removed a woman from a Government session. The group failed to identify themself, carried zip ties and physically aggressed the woman, dragging her.

fucking nazi

FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 1965: After five years and seventy million dollars we have invented a new type of plastic that prevents communists from being able to climb ladders too fast FEDERAL RESEARCH LAB SCIENTIST IN 2025: My cure for cancer was shelved because it might benefit Hispanics

The full Heart set is now up on INPRNT - all four palette variations + the trans flag colors heart

he wont be pope pizzaballa if he's elected they'll give him a new papal name like pope stromboli

I have heard from workers at multiple agencies that they have been advised by managers not to respond to Musk’s email. Some didn’t say why, others said they’re waiting on guidance from agency leadership—but we can guess what they’ll say.

Wow, interesting to see these innovative headcount reduction strategies from the Department of Government Efficiency

Okay this is my very first post here and it is to reassure you that I am indeed here and this is indeed me and if you wish to ask me a test question, I am ready. I shall be gently switching my bon mots, repartee and disgusting comments over here where you have been advising me to put them.

shinzo abe died of low blood pressure

"*...But their email servers!!*"

right now is probably the perfect time for foreign intelligence agencies to get a ton of valuable information about our federal government just by sending an email asking for it

Commercials for meds are always like "Ask your doctor about trying Our Medication 🌞" Like woah woah, slow down there, bucko- have YOU ever asked a doctor for a specific med? That's how you get labeled drug seeking. Doctors figure out which meds to give you via telepathy & ancient forest magics ONLY.

Jeremy Appel is among the most impactful journalists in Alberta yet struggles to get acknowledged by mainstream press specifically because he does the job of holding power to account that they often won't do (unless someone else already has). Support his work ⬇️

Exactly. Musk is an evil, sociopathic piece of shit, to be sure, but he’s also bone-stupid. Extraordinarily dumb. Like Trump, his main superpower is shamelessness to an almost surreal level.

I hope this finds you well

bunch of rednecks sitting around a bonfire on a very clearly cold night. the one sitting on the back steps, he spits and says "Dracula, huh?" everyone nods and mumbles in agreement the dude still sitting in his truck says, "We gotta go get that mother fucker" in this seven-film pitch, I will

I Saw the VD Glow

there are many good shows but Barry S3 is better than that other season of television you like

i love that they put a bullet proof vest on mangione as if a) he's under any danger at all and b) it wouldn't make him look like 300% hotter

When your planet needs a new type of leadership #StarTrek

Guy who doesn’t even respond to the mothers of his children: reply to my email or you’re fired

I’ve recommended this YouTube channel before but it takes outtakes and edits them into the episodes and if you have any affection for the source material you will be in a better mood after watching a couple youtu.be/l7oWXooPT80?...

The moral of Dracula is “putting together a polycule is harder than you might think.” The moral of Frankenstein is “maybe don’t have a baby.”