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Ouch. This added years to my life.

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Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309

submitted 11 days ago • 767 comments

Two garden pix. Our patch of poached egg plant, and a mixed-up asparagus. 🌱

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Poker Face season 1 big bad: Ron Perlman Season 2 big bad: Rhea Perlman Season 3 big bad: famed violinist Itzhak Perlman?

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“Hey, Agent Fuck-Face! Go blow a dog!” I ❤️ Rhea Perlman

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Here, have some 90s TBS ASMR

submitted 15 days ago • 5 comments

Washington state should increment up one president and rename itself Adams. Benefits: - No longer confused with Washington, DC. - The two Vancouvers would now be Vancouver, BC and Vancouver, AD.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Committing suicide by walking into a film class and saying "they call it the 400 blows because that's how much it sucks"

submitted 19 days ago • 39 comments

An A-grade David Souter story here: Another (unnamed) justice had set him up on a blind date with a friend, and she thought it was going well until the end of the night, when Souter hit her with a polite "Let's do this again next year"

submitted 19 days ago • 10 comments

Final score Leo XIV Green Bay 10

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Heck, yeah, deep dish communion wafers!

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TIL about Faustino Bocchi, a 17th/18 century Italian artist who specialized in whimsical paintings of extremely tiny people. Example: "The Arrival of the Wife," wherein a tiny woman disembarks from a grasshopper-piloted gondola to join a wedding party of more tiny people/insects.

submitted 23 days ago • 5 comments

Everything is shit, but I made some porcelain tile cookies🌀

submitted 24 days ago • 604 comments

R.I.P. Ruth Buzzi. This past year, we've been watching old Rowan & Martin Laugh-In episodes. I'd never seen them before. Her amazing performances have given me a lot of much-needed laughter this past year.

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Catch probability? You wouldn’t believe me.

submitted 29 days ago • 19 comments

has anyone studied this

submitted 34 days ago • 196 comments

absolutely bodied by luxembourgish

submitted 37 days ago • 51 comments

I am watching the movie Heat and I wanted to check if the actress is a young Angelina Jolie so I went to google and-

submitted 40 days ago • 557 comments

Today I am the exact same age (47 years and 77 days) as Patrick Stewart was on the day that Star Trek: The Next Generation debuted.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

It’s funny because it’s true.

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Lucious Butt www.legacy.com/us/obituarie...

submitted 53 days ago • 3 comments

I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

submitted 55 days ago • 563 comments

Antique baseball sheet music. The teams in each league (below) are recorded very nearly in their place in the standings on Labor Day 1908, year of the song's publication. If anyone needs help in deciphering the logic of the odd nickname depictions, I stand ready!

submitted 53 days ago • 4 comments

YOU GUYS.

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Shouting slurs all the way from the 71st floor to the sidewalk of Wall Street.

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Other countries: Wtf, why is he tariffing us? What is this guy's deal? Canada and Mexico:

submitted 55 days ago • 5 comments

mirth is a fun word cause it’s happy in spite of itself

submitted 57 days ago • 4 comments

A friend of mine has been sending me photos lately comparing my cat Sal to the Milwaukee Brewers player Sal Frelick (aka Sal Furlick)

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

when people say something is "inside baseball" and raise their eyebrows conspiratorially it's because you're not allowed to play baseball inside

submitted 63 days ago • 2 comments

Was just reading John Quincy Adams' oral arguments before SCOTUS in the Amistad case and this part seems, uh, pretty relevant

submitted 64 days ago • 167 comments

in all seriousness: one of the most important philosophical questions of our time

submitted 64 days ago • 129 comments

hear me out a production of oedipus rex in which oedipus wears the hot dog suit

submitted 64 days ago • 15 comments

Reposting to bookmark this thread for later.

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I tried to become an astronaut, but NASA found out about the time my roommate and I broke our dorm window playing with a koosh ball and the bottom half of a pool cue.