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When physical media is outlawed, only outlaws will have physical media 🤠

I’m gonna buy a copy of Some Like It Hot before physical media gets outlawed

Hey gang - I just came up with a really great plan to deal with the state of things: I’m gonna get really fucking high and zone out

Sure, people with institutional power could stand up to fascism. But have you considered that then they'd have smaller houses?

As your congresswoman, I will allow transgender for everybody.

There's an Associated Press story about this: apnews.com/article/no-o... "'We don’t know where Hamdan is because he was taken away in a blindfold,' Josh Kimelman, one of the activists who was at the scene, told The Associated Press."

please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?

lmao getting fact checked irl

Wanna feel old? The youngest 4chan user just turned 28

If this is such an echo chamber why the fuck do we have to keep seeing this same dogshit take over and over every second week

[Earth rumbling into position] 🫨

nice try

“I am SHOCKED I tell you! I thought voting for a party where only HALF the leopards ate people’s faces would be a real game changer!”

Maybe I should get really into oatmeal?

Dude, what the FUCK is going on in this Netflix OJ Simpson docuseries?

If you don't need them, order them and then donate them to a mutual aid group in need of test access.

People who “don’t like music” may not be malicious, but they are untrustworthy.

So something has been nagging at the back of my brain about the Thursday Night Massacre, and I finally figured out why it just didn't sit right. Why did they resign? Why not just refuse and make DOJ fire them, then sue their asses for improper termination?

ALWAYS HAS BEEN

Man, I miss when things were goofy

Things that have never worked for me against bullies: eloquently describing my pain, confronting them about how they want me dead, letting them know they are a bad person Things that have reliably worked: “okay whatever”, laughing at them, “fuck you, no” Seems relevant this week/month/year

Call me old fashioned but you should probably not gaslight your dog

if you follow like 5000 people on here youre fucking stupid and your feed looks like a hoarder house

#LifeHack: eat a soft piece of bread

[tears streaming down my face] But doctor, I am Deez!

It’s kinda funny how human civilization has existed for 12,500 years and in all that time, no one has been quite as laughed at as Elon Musk

They should really add a Drafts folder to BlueSky

might fuck around and log off