I’m 49 and young people tell me that all the time. They’re all like “daddy, slow down, I’m tired and sore” and I’m like “shut up millennial your generation is weak!”
I, mistakenly, took this as a slam to others.
As a teacher of students who misuse the use of punctuation in their daily lives, my job is to give them examples of the correct way for their possible future success.
I, of all people, am sorry for hurting “feelings.”
Not gonna repost this but I gotta tell you all, this guy babbles really funny outrageous shit, non-stop & he follows 115, and has nearly half a million followers--He's doin' something right. https://trueman-triola.stories.email/
My favorite part of this shitpost is that phenomenon is pretty meaningless on Bluesky. Using custom feeds completely bypasses the awful discovery and trending feeds we're used to.
I don't follow 5k people, but if I did it wouldn't even touch the actual feeds I interact with.
Come on bro im just trying to hustle make shit happen and take in the world why you gotta clown my dysfunctional adhd ass you internet success having non-dumbass, lording it around all happy making dope posts and not being as sadly fucked up of a mother fucker
A lap of what? Following more people and working on shit posts? A physical jogging lap? That would be fun that would be awesome and great for my body i love exercise
Thanks for telling me to kill myself for having a mild and playful bitchy reply to a dril wint tweet. very normal of you. I have way more antisocial problems than you in life FOR SURE friend. Have fun with that attitude. :+)
٩(^‿^)۶٩(^‿^)۶✌🏻randy man i was begged u 4 deodorant with my eyes and you
Oh im sorry that last text was on my clipboard and i accidentally pasted in the wrong window.. for my actual real life friends… You have those right?.. or do you just tell them to kill themselves and drive them all away?
Honest answer please, how long do you actually scroll through your feed whenever you open the app, before you go "eh, that's enough for now"?
Do you even still scroll at all or go straight to posting and following everybody who replies or however you found 20 fucking thousand people to follow?
Sometimes i scroll a lot i probably read faster than most social media users but nowhere as fast as professional independent journalists can read but yeah im not taking in 5k different posts every last single day of the year
Unless it's between 2 am and 6 am, I find that following even 100 people is much more traffic than I can keep up with. My recommendation is a mix of close people like family and friends, and a collection of people in politics, entertainment and news that you value for their content.
This is how I feel about IG. Content overload with just 500 people. So, I had to split my accounts under “category” style usernames. I have one for beauty (hair care, skincare, makeup), one for celebs and personalities, and one for family/friends. I’m ocd about organization. 😬
Pandemonium was my word for it. The whole point of Bluesky is curated content without the chaos. If I want chaos, there are feeds for that. People need to stop asking for follow backs and start asking for feed follows (if they must), because that's how this site works. "find me at [feed name]"
I've seen people with close to 200k people they're following
Some of them even followed ME despite being nowhere remotely near my circles.
Needles to say, they got instablocks
genuinely baffling the number of people going "who me? whaaa?" in the comments to this. no seriously. defend your ridiculous follower counts. tell me with a straight face that you know 5000 people whose posts you want to keep up with.
I mean, I think it's crazy to follow 5000 people, but my first day on BSky I sought out starter packs of my interests, and next thing I know I followed 500+ people in an hour.
It seems the real issue is how easy it is to follow 100 people from one starter pack recommendation 🤷♂️
Aren't these people just farming followers just to then sell those accounts later on? I figured they are betting on the tendency of people to follow back
I guess? I don't really know how a lot of these scams work... Like the ones where you get a text from a pretty girl that "accidentally" put someone's number in their phone wrong and they got you instead.
Pretty much. I did some of the F4F back at the old place back in the day. It definitely helped with my network and stuff I worked on at the time (sports blogging and radio).
But those account follow farmers/sellers are definitely something else lol
I’ve been followed by nothing but these people lately. You can usually tell who as they steal art, other pictures or generative dreck. They also have only one or two skeets and 0 comments on them.
They are fishing, they tried 10K to follow them back. They only have few posts in a few days. Block them or you become a carrier, a terrorist cell taking them everywhere you go.
Fun fact:
If you block someone after they follow you, they’re not removed from follower count.
You’re artificially rich.
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get off your high horse and go away
As a teacher of students who misuse the use of punctuation in their daily lives, my job is to give them examples of the correct way for their possible future success.
I, of all people, am sorry for hurting “feelings.”
Just asking questions.
What then? What then? From where do I get my intellectual input?!
If you like shitposts, consume it straight from the source; consuming secondhand shit is lame. 😋💩😃💩🤤💩👄💩👍🏼😛
Translation from the Clodhopper.
I don't follow 5k people, but if I did it wouldn't even touch the actual feeds I interact with.
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٩(^‿^)۶٩(^‿^)۶✌🏻randy man i was begged u 4 deodorant with my eyes and you
Do you even still scroll at all or go straight to posting and following everybody who replies or however you found 20 fucking thousand people to follow?
Some of them even followed ME despite being nowhere remotely near my circles.
Needles to say, they got instablocks
It seems the real issue is how easy it is to follow 100 people from one starter pack recommendation 🤷♂️
Starter packs are a hell of a drug
But those account follow farmers/sellers are definitely something else lol
Me? I just want to see cool art >_>
Fun fact:
If you block someone after they follow you, they’re not removed from follower count.
You’re artificially rich.
Is that true?
Testing that...
You're right!
Thanks, just blocked another porn girl which = remove this follower.
Next thing I know I'm following 500+ people.
While I understand the quid pro quo following is annoying, I don't understand this specific anger.
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