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This is Porkchop. He's got better dance moves than we ever did or ever will, let's be honest. 14/10

Yay April 17th! Also, @johnrogers.bsky.social, I have questions.

Manager: "What's this milestone 'Living on a prayer' ?" Me: "That's the documentation deliverable." Manager: "What's the status of that?" Me: "We're halfway there" Manager: "Why is progress so slow?" Me: "You fired Tommy" Manager: "So?" Me: "Tommy used to work on the docs"

In these dark times, it is good to know that the dogs were good again this week.

Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond

Is it an exaggeration to call Bob Dylan the greatest American poet? No. He was a phenomenal lyricist:

excuse me Mac McClung

The widespread despondency is weird. These people are not all powerful. They're barely competent. They had four years to think about what they'd do and all they could come up with was handing the keys to Elmo and his band of teenage incels. Get your shit together people

Say what you will about medieval Catholicism, but they knew how to deal with apostates back in the day

This probably isn’t the developers’ top priority (although it should be), but I’d love to see the Bluesky app have an option to switch to the Julian calendar for those of us who reject the lies of Pope Gregory XIII

The government asked people to make sacrifices to help each other in an extraordinary circumstance and it completely broke some people

He is an insult to all us named Marko.

new pitch: innovative idea-generating network-connected non-Ai think space i’m calling DeepSeat.

A post from Twitter that I like to read sometimes whenever I'm feeling despair creeping in.

When I look at the fear this man thrives on. What he wants to project and sow onto so many. The fear and anger that his supporters want to sow into everyone, I immediately relax. They want fear. More fear. Fear keeps people under control. And I won’t be under their control

Drinking a Miller Lite tonight in honor of Bob Uecker.

You will not find a more fitting thread in honor of Bob Uecker than this.

Somber mood at AmFam. Folks quietly paying their respects to Bob Uecker. R.I.P.

R.I.P. to one of the legends.

Tomorrow I'll go back to posting horror-themed memes but I've had this saved in my phone for almost a month now, and it makes me laugh every single time I see it Happy Thursday, everyone 🤘🏼

I agree, Ohio is bohemian.

the people who skeet are ready to flash you

NEW POST!! On the REMARKABLE and persuasive hypothesis from @helengittos.bsky.social that Byzantine grave goods in early English graves were most likely brought directly back by warriors serving in Byzantine armies (rather than, as generally suspected, gifts/trade goods).

This is Bear. He is making his happy face. Because he is currently in his happy place. 13/10

the Browns have secured the number 2 pick and i will have no further comment at this time.

How Did This Beloved Thing Get So Bad? a guy wanted to get richer What Happened To All Thos— let me stop you there. a guy wanted to get richer Why Is Th— a guy wanted to get richer Have You Noticed Th— a guy wanted to get richer Where Did— a guy wanted to get richer

Wild idea: Less bombast from overpaid, machismo-stuffed coaches ... and more of this.

Normally it takes a few months for the screenwriters to throw subtlety out the window.

sewers mark time. they are where yesterdays are forgotten and where remnants remain for tomorrows memories. sewers are where we manage the trials of the day and work to make tomorrow better. there will always be yesterdays to manage. may 2025 treat all of us, and may we treat each other, kindly.

Congratulations! We are all within hours of surviving 2024 & ready to face the challenges of the decade that will be 2025.

The dogs were so good again this year.

This gives me hope.