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GUYS GUYS did you see that labour right adjacent journalists were HYPOCRITICAL in a way that was INCONSISTENT and benefitted their friends in the labour party at the expense of the country and MORE IMPORTANTLY JEREMY CORBYN. are we gonna do this every week forever or

I'm a blacksmith in a video game. I make three little clinky taps every time you give me five bronze bars to upgrade your weapon. Good day to you

the ancient and mystical Middle Eastern technique of giving them a sandwich

Man 1- I've just got a King Edward at the piercing place! Man 2 - Don't you mean a Prince Albert? Man 1, eyes watering, urethra visibly bulging with potato - ...yes

As more British people are joining BlueSky a gentle reminder to watch out for people with “FBPE” in their handle/bio. Its stands for “Follow Back Pro England” and is a far-right nationalist movement.

Everyone in the British media reading this

Sir Keir Starmer is about to give us the nazi salute equivalent of this

Heaven forbid women have hobbies

“Enforcers from the Harlot’s Guild have come to the courthouse dressed in heels and prepared for combat” is something so cool it sounds like it’s from a D&D campaign but no. Incredible things are happening in CDMX

Why, in 2025, is a national newspaper still putting this twisted maniac* on its front page? *and his air fryer recipes

some of the dismissals of genAI feel pretty disrespectful to users and on a personal level i’d just like to say it’s because i respect you less if you use genAI. you chump, you rube! you intolerable fool!

IDF Soldier Haunted By Images of Palestinian Children Playing in Town Square thehardtimes.net/culture/idf-...

Again this is completely fine and it's only weird natalism that frames it as a problem

Labour won’t change things overnight. Unless it’s to make things worse. They can do that quick as you like.

AaaaAAAA

Who was in charge of font spacing for this episode of MR. ED?

Morning.

My Doctor Emailed Me Back This is the story of how the NHS tried to make me the face of their “new system” for trans health, and why I told them to shove it Exclusively on TransWrites

the brick in the nuts guy just got sentenced to two and half years in prison which makes this even funnier 😄

I heard there was a secret ooze that turned four reptiles into dudes, but you don’t really care for turtles do ya

Poor character written by an author who has experienced poverty: My problem is that I'm $300 short on the rent and now my car is making a noise Poor character written by a rich author: My problem is that I feel so inferior beside these beautiful, sophisticated rich people

This seems like the opposite of what you should do

Absolutely lost it at this Mail Online poll.

so i'm talking to my dad - Canon Emeritus of Lincoln Cathedral - and he's telling me all about how he plans to spend his retirement learning Coptic, and my 14yo daugher interrupted him to say the sentence "skibidi toilet is coming to Fortnite" and i have not stopped laughing

There was definitely a crisis in the relentless anti-trans output of the Observer, but I'm sure you're very practiced at ignoring all facts and criticism in that regard so probably just didn't hear anyone talking to you about it

CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES

CEOs are at home right now crying, pissing their pants, trembling in fear, puking, shitting, farting, and you’re celebrating??

I remember some dork claiming Corbyn was the most racist political leader since 1945, meanwhile we have a deranged far-right conspiracy theorist in office claiming the Tories wanted open borders. Totally normal and cool country.

The New York Times had entire homepages full of stories on campus antisemitism hearings. It has not yet written about the biggest human rights organization in the world saying that Israel is committing genocide.

i thought that was the point

What I find funniest about this point in particular is that the only people who were shocked by Trump winning were the very centrists who do spend time trying to discuss things ‘rationally’ with the right. The left, who shun the right entirely, were saying all along that Trump would walk it.

My son's a sweaty nonce.

Anyone want a free ticket for Wales Australia this afternoon?

Once again having to explain to right wing dickheads that their opinions are absolutely ubiquitous and culturally dominant, presented as common sense across even the "liberal" media, and nobody on the planet needs more exposure to it.

first day of idf training