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JFC indeed.

Reminder: aftercare ideally includes pizza in some capacity

Captures it perfectly.

Europe can’t rely on the strength of the transatlantic relationship to help contain Russia’s threat – it must lead from the front and be the true force of support that Ukraine needs. Not just for Ukraine’s sake, but for a free and sovereign Europe.

So to be clear, Elon has given a Nazi salute, then said Germans shouldn’t feel guilt for their Nazi grandparents actions, said no race mixing for Italy, and that we have to “save” Japanese culture. This motherfucker trying to speed run reforming the Axis.

It's over for Mike Johnson on this first vote. Concepts of thoughts and prayers.

i find out that Christopher Nolan is directing a film adaptation of The Odyssey and i am so overjoyed, i then immediately find out it’s starring Tom Holland and Matt Damon (likely as Telemachus and Odysseus) and all of my joy and hope is crushed, gone in an instant

If saying President Musk gets under Donald Trump's skin, then I will continue to say President Musk.

Oh the shade!

Can I at least get to pick which terrorist gets my tax dollars?

I mean the Vikings were cool and all, but some of y'all just way too obsessed with them, there was some srsly banger shit happening around the world at the exact same time that was at least as interesting if not more

I’m happy that hobbies exist and like specialties and special interests are a thing. This sounds so simple but it’s genuinely lovely to hear someone talk about a thing they’re well versed in when I know nothing about it. Like yo, I’m learning so much and idk if I get it but it’s hype

“Why are people suddenly acting violent after decades of systematically destroying social safety nets, oversight, and dropping any pretense of hiding the obvious preferential treatment of the rich while food, education, and housing become unaffordable and the job market is atrocious?”

Hey Democratic Party, stop using generative Ai, it sucks. Do shitty the shitty photoshop route.

I think Democrat should’ve let the government shut down

Sad news from SHA: Mark Leone, Distinguished Professor in the Department of Anthropology at the University of Maryland, has passed away. A founding voice in US Marxist archaeology, director of the long-running Annapolis archaeology project.

I wish she would just tell us how much the right offered her.

Three people whose hand you should never shake: Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Nancy Mace.

Living for the Ben Shapiro fans tearing him apart for his attempt to turn the CEO assassination into a left vs. right issue. We have been divided by politics so that we don’t see that we are united by class. People are getting wise.

Me finishing a game: Wow! That was so fun! I'll have to play it again Game: Of course! Here's New Game+. Or try a new difficulty. Or play with your friends in multi-player mode! Me: Cool! Game: 😁 Me: 😁 Game: ...you're gonna-- Me: --gonna play it exactly the same way I did the first time yes

To all the people upset about Luigi Mangione being made into a folk hero. Now you know how we felt when you made Kyle Rittenhouse into a hero.

Jill Stein preparing her remarks on the breaking news out of Syria.

Tummy Saturday is a thing right?

Secret Panel HERE 🤷‍♀️ tapas.io/episode/2152422

Moon dressed up as Uranus