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Credit card declined and I am CHOOSING TO IGNORE IT!!

Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished

I’ve been stabbed, shot at, beaten, had my cheekbone & orbital crushed - now have plates in my cheek, 6 concussions, over 150 stitches, 27 arrests, chased by police helicopters and been in court more than I can count. All in the name of Better Made Rainbow Chips. You’re a pussy.

Maybe Biden should’ve actually put the screws to Trump and thrown him in prison instead of trying to secure his fantasy of being remembered as some legendary statesman? Maybe he shouldn’t have supported a fucking a genocide? Maybe he should’ve stepped aside when he was polling worse than dogshit?

eating a french dip sandwich so everybody knows im straight but just a little fruity with it

Penelope in the Odyssey

They should give Tim Walz a gun and just let him stroll through DNC HQ. And maybe televise it.

We should reassign all private and public USD denominated debt to mr beast and then hunt him for sport, his death representing a societal potlatch, a social jubilee, that resets the social collective and begins the economic order anew. This is what I believe, btw.

Hey I posted on my substack so you could go there and read it if you so desire. patr2016fiction.substack.com/p/patient-zero

Cate Blanchett:Tilda Swinton::Patrick Fischler:David Dastmalchian

Besides the obviously reprehensible message, the following sentence is, on its face, meaningless: "Discriminatory Equity Ideology is a form of Woke Cultural Marxism that has no place in our military". Grammatically, what is that saying?

More like Goonerfest.

If apartheid was wrong in South Africa, it is wrong in Israel. If ethnic cleansing was wrong in Bosnia, it is wrong in Palestine. If genocide was wrong in Rwanda, it is wrong in Gaza. There is no principled way to support human rights in one context while excusing their violation in another.

a popular victory imbues you with the sovereign authority of the people and gives you unbounded power to do whatever you want IS a system of government it's just not the one we have in THIS country.

when an american electronic appliance chirps at me: I did not invite you to speak. I despise you. I wish to destroy you when a japanese appliance chirps at me: You are my little friend. You are my companion in the journey of life

My dear friend’s niece, who in October developed sepsis when a Georgia hospital refused her a D&C after a miscarriage, will be taken off life support tomorrow. I don’t know the names of the countless others who have suffered and will suffered because of anti-abortion laws. But her name was Haley.

had a vision that Grimace was on the grassy knoll with a sniper rifle

6am: i’m so tired 9am: i’m so tired 12pm: i’m going to change my life after work. this is it 5pm: i’m so tired

whats it called when a government kidnaps people and sends them to forced labor camps

Must read: Mahmoud Khalil speaks out for the first time since his arrest by the Trump administration in an exclusive letter, dictated over the phone to his family, from ICE detention in Louisiana.

folks you’re gonna wanna just go ahead and cross those hands in front of you

this is a golden age for walking out of your lab with a USB key in your pocket getting on a plane and going to Luxembourg

When I wrote my camps book, people sometimes had difficulty understanding how concentration-camp regimes were proud of what they were doing and wanted attention for it, even as they also hoped to keep many aspects secret and terrorize vulnerable classes. Anyway, this is what that looks like.

I think the amazing thing in the US is that people forget that law is willed into being by the people as they comply with it on a daily basis. It does not exist on its own. It is not like the laws of physics. It is a merely human thing

just a reminder that we shouldn’t be disappearing ANY people to El Salvadoran prison camps, whether they have been convicted or even accused of crimes or not

the thing about the stock market is that sometimes it goes up, but other times it goes down

This is a deeply divided country, but I think we can all agree that if you put a number reference in the body of your book, you should have to put the corresponding footnote at the bottom of that same page, not at the end of the chapter or, God forbid, in an index at the very back of the book!

Would you term this unlawful seizure of the reins of power more of a ball or a strike?

congratulations to john roberts who is as responsible for the current state of affairs as any single person in the country

You should laugh at anyone who says the president should have unlimited power because he was elected. His power has to be limited *because* he's the president. This is fifth grade level social studies

My pub day just got a lot better.

Yo, check this out. People raised by Cloth Mother, they drive like this. But, see, people raised by Wire Mother, they drive like *this.*

ACAB includes anybody not telling me im a handsome and lovely boy

Everyone involved in arguing this at DOJ should be disbarred, that's the first step to "what do we do to fix this"