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Co-Founder of Luscious Orange, a web agency based out of Winnipeg, Canada. Senior Web Developer, content nerd, speaker. Love making new friends. He/Him
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Sometimes I remember how Tim Berners-Lee invented the World Wide Web, HTML, the URL system, and HTTP — and gave it all away for free. Kind of makes me want to cry, every time. Remember there is good in the world.

Seeing a few companies we pitched last year, that ended up going with a cheaper option, come back to us after their project went sideways. It's a tough position to be in, now behind schedule with less budget. "If you think hiring a professional is expensive, wait until you hire an amateur."

Tactical fiber configuration

I can’t wait until we get to the part where the sanitarium operators reinvent corn flakes. Everything old is new again, apparently.

If you don't have a date for Valentine's Day, watch a horror movie so you don't feel so alone.

Quick reminder, this friday is valentine's day. Get started now on your apology for forgetting about it

Thou shalt not spend millions on Super Bowl ads about Jesus when you could’ve used it to feed the hungry.

How on earth is Taylor Swift’s team losing so badly? 🥴

Very important to Winnipeg man that you know it is currently colder in Winnipeg

"these DOGE kids are probably writing shitty code" Sorry, your code is shitty too. Everyone's code is shitty. It's just that there's usually an entire ecosystem dedicated to making sure your shit code is less shit when it hits prod

What a phenomenal waste of everyone’s time.

I don’t think I would ever make fun of Canadians even if I wanted to. I think if you grew up in the 80s or 90s in the US, you’ve always had, at least, the sneaking suspicion that they are MUCH funnier than we are.

I don’t think most Americans appreciate how much the relationship between Canada and the US is based on “being good neighbors”. It’s baked in. These tariffs have made everyday people question the relationship. My mom isn’t political and is avoiding “made in the USA”. Everyone’s saying it!

I opened the bad place and it took a second to realize why it felt so weird. Still not totally feeling the vibes here, but at least it’s not giving me the ick.

The Gemini spam is as aggressive.

Every time I interact with #SiriusXM I’m reminded of how much I despite their sales and cancellation policy. Free trial with a new car, offered a deal afterwards. We’d probably take the deal but their sales people are so sketchy. It took me an hour to cancel last time. Won’t do that again.

Becca: did anything dramatic happen in all the inauguration stuff? Me: Elon Musk gave a Nazi salute. Her: you’re kidding … Me: Sadly no

It’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but The Avengers is still a phenomenal movie.

Enjoy this article wherein someone reinvents jQuery's selector engine then gets defensive in the comments when people point out that, no, having a compatibility library behind querySelector, in 2025, is not the hot shit they think it is. dev.to/codingnninja...

"Bean counters in retail have spent so much time and money trying to replace traditional tactics with the wisdom of data. What B&N and A&F show is that people who’ve spent decades in finance and people who’ve done the same in merchandising can look at the same data and come to different conclusions"

I saved a file in 2011. Today I needed it. I knew exactly where it was. But if I met you in person I would forget your name before you finished telling me

i'm sad to report that ireland has officially Fucked Up The Timeline

We're at the point in the year where I have no idea what day of the week it is and I no longer care. This is freedom, this is the way humans are meant to live

Happy birthday Jesus

Happy Festivus everyone. Always amazed this crazy episode birthed a real celebration that seems to be enjoyed by so many around the world. So may your feats be strong and your grievances few. Enjoy.

At dinner tonight, there were two guys named Evan. Someone asked “if a group of crows is a murder, what is a group of Evans?” My response : an essence 🎤⬇️