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Performance Enhancing Dick

submitted 2 days ago • 11 comments

As always, @chriswarcraft.bsky.social is a real one.

submitted 8 days ago • 180 comments

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

submitted 13 days ago • 368 comments

How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million. How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65 Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?

submitted 16 days ago • 902 comments

Bless "THE Philadelphia Eagles plan to snub an invitation to the White House after winning the Super Bowl, The U.S. Sun has learned."

submitted 17 days ago • 874 comments

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

What happened last night nutritionally, alcoholically and cigarettly can never happen again.

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

I’m going to drive my Camry into a bleach factory

submitted 21 days ago • 37 comments

Republican legal scholarship is now just a game. A game where you see who can contort plain English into the least absurd pretzel that conforms to the lawless demands of a diseased party.

submitted 22 days ago • 16 comments

Really fits that the guy who's like "we have conquered the globe and so by rights we must rule it" leads his online bio with the fact that he was the first employee at Roblox. "Yeah, I'm kind of the Alexander The Great of working at the video game with all the sex offenders in the chat."

submitted 22 days ago • 32 comments

This makes ZERO sense. Sovereign wealth funds exist to invest a nation’s foreign currency holdings from running trade surpluses. The U.S. has a net negative foreign reserve balance, with U.S. dollars held abroad, as a function of its reserve currency status.

submitted 25 days ago • 186 comments

Elon Musk keeps talking about saving taxpayers a few billion and government efficiency but the simplest and most efficient way for the government to recoup hundreds of billions all at once is to just take it from Elon Musk.

submitted 26 days ago • 19 comments

I just want to say for the record that when the history books are written centuries from now, I believe the election of Donald Trump in a free and fair election in 2024 will go down as one of the most senseless and self-destructive own goals in human history

submitted 28 days ago • 1213 comments

They only murder democratically-elected African presidents

submitted 27 days ago • 17 comments

So the most powerful man in the world and the richest man in the world clumsily fired a bunch of senior air traffic staff, caused the worst domestic air disaster since 9/11, and then tried to blame black people

submitted 29 days ago • 60 comments

ICE Agents Hurl Pregnant Immigrant Over Mexican Border To Prevent Birth On U.S. Soil

submitted 29 days ago • 139 comments

man if you're not doing anything with your job let a human use it

submitted 29 days ago • 6 comments

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submitted 33 days ago • 57 comments

Brian Dawkins, disembowel me and hang me from the Billy Penn statue (who know which part). www.youtube.com/watch?v=uexf...

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

My life’s mission is to convince people to watch Patriot 🫡

submitted 37 days ago • 176 comments

Oh cool, it's everything I loathe converging together. A Singularity of Stupidity.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 39 days ago • 233 comments

I gave away like half of my constitutional rights when I signed up for Disney+ to watch The Mandalorian, so yeah I think I would sign up for this

submitted 39 days ago • 18 comments

🚨 With Washington's win, every single other NFC team has been to the NFC title game more recently than the Dallas Cowboys.

submitted 40 days ago • 8 comments

when the butt thief is in town

submitted 107 days ago • 22 comments

“I’m different, I’m a rebel. I’m an outsider,” I say to the credulous journalist before repeating verbatim the beliefs and worldview of the president of the United States and every person with money and power in the world right now.

submitted 41 days ago • 55 comments

We live in the ✨ world of tomorrow ✨

submitted 43 days ago • 351 comments

These are all great ideas, I hope this guy runs for President someday.

submitted 43 days ago • 97 comments

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

I have an idea, Warren, maybe California should stop paying federal taxes until the rest of the country does what we want and unless they change their behavior, Ohio can try and float without our money.

submitted 49 days ago • 56 comments

Our long national nightmare is finally over

submitted 54 days ago • 146 comments

Musk’s wealth in 2012: $2 Billion Musk’s wealth in 2024: $447 Billion Bezos’s wealth in 2012: $18 Billion Bezos’s wealth in 2024: $249 Billion Zuckerberg’s wealth in 2012: $44 Billion Zuckerberg’s wealth in 2024: $224 Billion Minimum wage in 2012: $7.25 Minimum wage in 2024: $7.25

submitted 71 days ago • 160 comments

On the left, my image. On the right, the Al image that was clearly trained on, and designed to plagiarize, my image. All Al generated imagery is inherently theft. It's unethical, environmentally disastrous, and does irreparable harm to both artists and society.

submitted 67 days ago • 350 comments

the best thing I watched on TV this year was Shogun because every character's solution to even the most minor paperwork snafu was "fine, I'll kill myself"

submitted 70 days ago • 36 comments

submitted 73 days ago • 11 comments

In this house, Luigi Mangione is a hero, end of story!

submitted 81 days ago • 32 comments

I really don’t see how chasing the Duke boys for years qualifies this guy to run the IRS.

submitted 86 days ago • 98 comments

Thankful for the only tweet that ever mattered

submitted 92 days ago • 4 comments

"Ah, yeah, they definitely beefed it."

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

The prophecy has been fulfilled

submitted 117 days ago • 5 comments

Justice Department Concurs With Matt Gaetz Defense That 17-Year-Olds Pretty Much Ready To Roll theonion.com/justice-depa...

submitted 107 days ago • 189 comments

I don't want to make sports bigger than it needs to be, it's really silly if you think about it. With that being said, my entire mental health depends on the Eagles beating the shit out of the Cowboys on Sunday.

submitted 111 days ago • 78 comments

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The hard truth: Liquidate Bezos’ assets to fund everything this nation needs

submitted 123 days ago • 5 comments