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never seen a better create-a-pro wrestler

submitted 17 hours ago • 24 comments

this is one of the rare equipment drops you get from killing Kanye West

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I think there were better ways to announce that pro basketball player Grady Dick is injured.

submitted 2 days ago • 42 comments

friend: Our basement just flooded, we have to cancel game night. me: covering phone that’s a bit extreme genie: Two wishes left.

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I hate Elon more than most (I'm a Jew who earns a living from NIH-sponsored research), but do the "Sell your Tesla" people realize that a) he already has their money, and b) selling the car doesn't take the car off the road; it just puts someone else behind the wheel? I just don't get that angle.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Love what the Avs did at the deadline, and yet a Cup run is still EXTREMELY aspirational. Either they overtake MIN and have to go through (likely) DAL, WPG, and EDM, or they stay in WC1 and have to go through (likely) VGK, EDM, DAL/WPG.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Short of a 127 hours situation, this is pretty much my personal Worst Case Scenario.

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In retrospect, it was right there in the name.

submitted 2 days ago • 41 comments

Statistically speaking, they only need to run 20 such studies before they find one with a P value <0.05 that would suggest a link. It'll definitely be worth all the ignoring the other valuable and well-executed work on this topic.

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Grape Nuts Challenge: eat a bowl of Grape Nuts

submitted 3 days ago • 19 comments

Hey @moneypuck.bsky.social , I know there's only so much control you have over advertisements, especially in embedded videos, but when I come to your site and am greeted by Matt Gaetz shilling ivermectin tablets... I find another site for hockey stats. For a while.

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this is the greatest love story of all time

submitted 135 days ago • 22 comments

Okay so you're going to want to go to "settings" and turn Predatorvision OFF.

submitted 5 days ago • 13 comments

The My Barber Hates Me.

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This is still the greatest clapback in television history. RIP George Lowe.

submitted 6 days ago • 15 comments

rest in peace, george. "Knifing Around" is probably my favorite piece of American TV Comedy, up there with the Python's "Argument Clinic". Phenomenal writing, performances & sense of timing. Seeing this at 18 transformed my sense of humor. A total 10/10 www.adultswim.com/videos/space...

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Recently I had a reminder to check my assumptions. I thought our neighbors a few doors down were abusing/neglecting their dog. I’d hear desperate howls all day, like they left it chained outside day & night and didn’t feed it. Recently I saw the dog poking its head out the window. It's a husky.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

God DAMMIT.

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[whispers during lap dance] you're squishing my penis

submitted 28 days ago • 3 comments

Mathematically one of the greatest people to have ever lived.

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

It’s hard to dunk on cyber truck owners any worse than what they regularly do to themselves

submitted 73 days ago • 205 comments

old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

submitted 7 days ago • 292 comments

I feel bad for Right Said Fred. I feel bad for anyone who is so sexy it hurts. No one deserves pain.

submitted 8 days ago • 7 comments

this just played on tv with no audio and almost killed me

submitted 8 days ago • 331 comments

this ‘jurassic park’ story 😭

submitted 8 days ago • 45 comments

Again, Jews were less than 1% of the German population in 1933.

submitted 9 days ago • 58 comments

You have to read the alt text yall lmao

submitted 9 days ago • 17 comments

they have to

submitted 9 days ago • 14 comments

When I’m right and I’m about to explain why

submitted 9 days ago • 19 comments

Just got fired from being a freshman football coach, if you want to know what MAGA does to communities. They don’t care about what helps people, because the school is certainly not going to find an ex-NFL player willing to coach there at that level, they only care about trying to hurt people.

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I went to the ER for a migraine once. The nurse asked what I took for it. I said "a liter of chocolate milk." She paused & said "Odd.. but only something a migraine sufferer would try" as if I correctly answered her riddle & she was granting me passage to the land of pain relief.

submitted 19 days ago • 42 comments

I'm a biologist, so I'm not completely unbiased, but I'm also highly trained to view things with an even temper and fair view. With that in mind: If this meeting is not rescheduled promptly, this cancelation will kill thousands of people, primarily older people.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

At this point, I'm maintaining my pronouns in my email salutations as both solidarity and as a fuck you to anyone upset by their presence.

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We got ourselves another Luigi over here.

submitted 12 days ago • 104 comments

you're free to cover whatever topic you wish, as long as it's the topic I want. that topic? freedom

submitted 12 days ago • 68 comments

My son calls donuts “happy bagels” and I will never refer to them as anything else now

submitted 12 days ago • 30 comments

Weird how much the NBA has changed, 20 years ago shot distribution looked like two squirrels chasing each other but now it just looks like my parents fighting?

submitted 13 days ago • 46 comments

frantically smashing answer buzzer what is, the adult fiction section of your hometown public library when you're 12-14 years old

submitted 13 days ago • 106 comments

I love boneless wings :3

submitted 14 days ago • 98 comments

This Pennsylvania county stopped charging people 'lodging fees' for the time they spent in jail. Then commissioners voted to forgive over $65 million in these fees. “What a light of hope this has been,” said one woman whose son owed $17,000. boltsmag.org/jail-de...

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