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philomenebellemare.bsky.social
Ontarian 🏳️‍⚧️ legal assistant/paralegal. Cat owner, avid cyclist/walker, pop culture fan (HANNIBAL, A Song of Ice and Fire, LEGO, Mad Men, the X-Men, OSRS/RS3, Jurassic Park (1993-2001), and TWICE), history (Crusades, pre-Columbian Americas), and trivia.
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jfc normies "where's the chair" "where's the british accent" "where's picard"
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roxelana loomer
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honestly there's an even smaller domino labelled "Elon Thought IVF Let Him Pick The Manliest Sperm"
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Mostly good but the weird bends in the metal ring and lapel pin look like AI crap and are unsuitable for the Man Out of Time
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There's nothing kids love more than their parents' pop culture amirite
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I want there to be a Skeleton Crew Season 2 that's just straight up a Josh Schwartz/Stephanie Savage bigenerational teen drama
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mia bella :(
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the incredible, vastly enormous demographic of X-Men fans who haven't read the comics and aren't particularly invested in a new film series getting off the ground
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Beyond the common ideas to improve fires' utility (passive run/hp restore) what if there was a way to simulate sitting by the campfire? Like, let's say there was a Roaring Fire that required 27 logs to light but offered you a chance for your crops to skip a growth tick?
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Wolverine impales Cyclops all the way through with all 3 claws - next page "thank God it wasn't that deep"
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Marvel needed to be realistic, pick maybe 2 marquee and 4-5 supporting superheroes for each space they'll play in, street level/magical/cosmic, and give their new heroes a movie per phase. Like, limit it to Shang Chi/Yelena, Wanda/Strange, and Cpt. Marvel/Kamala (adding space to her was good IMO)
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Every single film that passes with the Fox X-Men cast still in the picture is a missed opportunity. Those films are wildly off the mark on what the X-Men actually are (especially with Xavier, Logan, Cyclops, and Jean) and the actors are just plain too old
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I would definitely like to see more troll firepits, and I wonder if there is any space for Firemaking as a combat support skill (hand cannon, fireworks, oiled weapons, etc.) or even in the more abstract - imagine being able to prepare and lay firetraps for mobile bosses like Muspah or Zilyana
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if you are an X-Fan (or a Jane Foster fan) this book is Exactly what you want
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There has not been a single thing more damaging to the MCU than these Fox actors' alleged contracts. Please just let them recast
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Like THE BATMAN (2022)
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LEGO: "Hmm...can we get away with putting ten minifigs in the set? Probably."
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OK but can we get into mermaid naming conventions? How do merpeople even have enough cultural affinity for an inland mammal like a kebbit to be naming their daughters after it?
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OSF is the platonic ideal "OSRS bullshit quest" and should be ranked higher for its mastery of the form. A Soul's Bane should be in Ratcatchers-tier. Just a dour, boring slog that grants nothing and links to nothing
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Wow Ewan McGregor must not be pleased by this development
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Varamyr might be George's grossest writing since MEATHOUSE MAN
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will they admit that palpatine is anakin's father or will they continue to be cowards
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Everyone pushing this bullshit just happens to live in a wealth bubble and never interact with the general public - once again, the real goal of anti-science hysteria is depopulation
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Mojo Jojo
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The final vote: 51-45, with 4 people absent. CLOTURE FAILS, A CONGRESSIONAL SPORTS BAN WILL NOT HAPPEN. Democrats hold firm, not a single dem voted for cloture. MAJOR victory for everyone who called in today and this week in support of trans people.
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Red X
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There it is!!! The absolute best Cyclops costume ever!!
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Please tell me that the "ice planet" is the Earth of SNOWPIERCER and that this is the start of the BCU
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Yeah. Yeah. A Bong Joon-ho film starring RPatz is "mid." Tell me another one
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There's enough books that they can create new stuff and I can also get my schlocky "the Wolverine of 1191 AD" guff
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Honestly I do dig it when the everyman hero lucks into an ancient lineage of legacy heroes (of course I want to see the Spider-Man of 1,000,000 BC! i will even set aside how ludicrous that date is and how they're clearly the Avengers of 100,000 BC)
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remember this meme, where all the morons were ragging on the lawyer and everyone who's ever been to court recognized his power? this guy is basically matt murdock IRL. one can't tell me he can afford a M2M leather suit - or that he would blow that much money on himself if he had it
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daredevil is a criminal defence lawyer who 1) doesn't work for organized criminals, 2) rents his office, and 3) does a lot of pro bono work. i will never be convinced that any custom gear is more in-character for him than a rig he made out of his closet
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Another impromptu suit spotted - is blazer+red hood the successor to the black underarmour? (I don't care how comic-accurate they can get, the underarmour is perfect and it should migrate over to the comics)
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These goons are both four. They're less fragile but it's basically the same question
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Honestly though, I keep redoing the math on "should I take this cat's chances with all the 51st state rhetoric, or with a transpacific flight" because having lived and worked there once is my best tie to another country
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Good book but my unpopular opinion is that it would be better without Rogue/Gambit/Wolverine. The new team is actually great and enough on their own (and I cannot wait for, I'm guessing, issue #17, when Ember dies and Calico realizes that she can empower anyone she loves)