pinocchiiio.bsky.social
Transmasc Facebook escapee who's just hoping ALL social media doesn't give you psychic damage
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He's honestly handling this pretty well. I'd be red too if they superglued my feet to the floor
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Me, screaming at a 4 year old who just told me his favorite color is pink: YOU'RE THE REASON MY EGGS ARE SO GODDAMN EXPENSIVE
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That's terrible! Can you link it??? I mean, just so I know not to go to that link, or show any of my friends...
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Concerned Karen: "You've been with your grandson for 4 hours, and I haven't seen you change his diaper once!"
Grandson: "Ma'am I shit in a toilet"
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As a Washingtonian, I can confirm this is true (I am diagnosed many times over) 🤣
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Bet if you called it the American King tour the whole of Europe would come watch. If we're voting for monarchy you get my vote! 🤣
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Dobby was a good transman. Have fun ladies
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As a Southern Italian (the type you could argue is a bit of a tan-white, but definitely still white), we don't claim her
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What if I'm looking for a dragon?
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Some skids come up the lane way the other dæ...
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Lmao why would I try to engage with some bad faith dryer lint
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Surgery and hormones change your phenotypic sex, not your genotypic sex. The term woman refers to neither. Do you know how to read, or...?
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I promise you I have more receipts than you do.
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Tell me what the definition of fascism is then. I'm listening
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There r more chromosomes than XY & XX. Sorry 2 break this 2 u. There's at least 13 different kinds. XXY, XYY, XXX, etc. U learned about chromosomes in middle school just like u learned how 2 write a check. Imagine, for a second, u possibly didn't know something at that point that adults know. Wild.
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Lol thanks for being the devil's advocate for the Nazis. They really needed an applogist and I'm so glad they picked you for the job
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Good comeback. So you think something is always what it looks like?
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You want to believe it has been always men and women, but the first center for trans healthcare was opened in the 1920s, before it was burnt down by the Nazis so they could try to make it disappear. So, which side of history are you on this time?
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Finally, some gd Christian values
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Wrong
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Did you get picked, sis?
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Your name is fitting. Imagine being a bigoted pig on Bluesky because you're forever alone
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Ok grandpa, let's take you back to Facebook. Come on, take your teeth out, it's time for your apple sauce
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An Unkindness of Ghosts by Rivers Solomon. It's like if Wall-E's main character was a queer agender POC medic, with even more in-depth world building. I listened to it in audio form first then absolutely had to own a physical copy
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I switched to black tea with milk and honey. Definitely worth a try if you haven't!
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He's gonna take over Canada first. That's where they're hiding the vast and secret egg mines
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The late, great Hannibal Lecter!
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The only good billionaire is a former billionaire, in my opinion. Dying with 2 million is already more than most people on earth. Now that is a great man.
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Good Omens! Always a personal favorite, it's hilarious and both high brow and low brow comedy at the same time.
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peach: *thwacks him twice upside the head*
ᴹᵃʳᶦᵒ: ᴵ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᴵ ʰᵃᵛᵉⁿ'ᵗ ˢᵉᵉⁿ ᵗʰᵉᵐ
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What goes in, must come out of taxpayers' pockets
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I read Night, his autobiography about surviving the holocaust in freshman year and it was terrifying. Achieving as much as he did after that traumatizing childhood is hero-level. I was 14 and I had nightmares for weeks about the things he wrote about going through when he was 9.
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🤣 you missed the point. We in America that make poverty rates have more in common with people who make $2 a day than any billionaire in the world. You think our 20k goes any farther to make us rich than the 700 they get? If all of us added all our money together, the richest would still be richer.
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No way! I was going to show my friend who's never seen it today too! Great minds think of forcefully reappropriating funds away from the bourgeoisie... I mean... "alike"
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(S5e10 spoiler) Honestly I feel like you can't possibly compare one with the other, but SPN Crowley came out the gate pretty strong with forcing a greedy homophobic CEO type to make a deal by kissing him. GO Crowley would never 🤣
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Honestly, everyone should have some sort of inner test abt their gender expression. Cis ppl rarely even think about it. This isn't a recruiting- rather, cis people solidifying their gender through experimentation normalizes the idea that there are other options and that you can choose if you want.
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Awesome!
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Yes and you can use half of one as a garnish